Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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I don’t know what is worse. Her baking or ‘fashion’ try on reelsWhat we gotta do to stop flaps baking
imagine having that much free time to do this crap, just to use for content on the gram 
You be surprised how many hen party’s happen all year roundFull monty is on at the Winter Gardens.
Blackpool doesn't have hen party's in Nov dec jan fab, it is out of season.
Friday and Saturday can still be busy with the lights on and the Christmas Market, the rides and ice rink.
Sometimes on weekly shows the top tier is closed.
Wonder if he'll visit the flying handbag.
I'll let you know what she show is like I know someone who is going, not me.
I wouldn’t waste my hen party on watching that shite though
jakes in his glory in Blackpool he might pull a drag
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Send her more free skin careWhat we gotta do to stop flaps baking
She must be on tiktok and Pinterest 12 hours a day
Just seen new masked singer advertised. Fakeys been singing past few days hasn't he. Maybe this could be what he's manifested . Pollly knows people at itv and she will have handed his little CV over, showing that he was baby Dino at butlins masked singer you can see the only thing that makes him happy is the thought of being on tv
you can see the only thing that makes him happy is the thought of being on tvOh please NO - he can't sing and you're right he's doing it everyday latelyJust seen new masked singer advertised. Fakeys been singing past few days hasn't he. Maybe this could be what he's manifested . Pollly knows people at itv and she will have handed his little CV over, showing that he was baby Dino at butlins masked singer
Hopefully of it is a show and public can vote he will realise how tit he is and nobody will know who he is even when mask comes off
He could do the masked singer unmasked, people would still have to guess who he was.
Some people I know went to masked singer audience when it was filmed. I can confirm it was when fakey was away so luckily we won’t be deathened by him on our screen
What a load of shite.
Is that a drag artist?
Hes just never gonna be relevant, even if he gets another 5 minute shot, he will be forgotten about straight after, he sings like an American teenage girl, and not a good one at that. Same outdated hairstyle for 15 years, courtesy of a wig, ine that he even pretends to get cut. He's so weird
With some old woman running after him!he is in the function room
knew he wouldn't be able to resist it
Won’t be on this upcoming series. It was recorded in October midweek when he was in TFM. He’ll always imply he’s on it but come on even he knows Butlins is the only level he’ll getJust seen new masked singer advertised. Fakeys been singing past few days hasn't he. Maybe this could be what he's manifested . Pollly knows people at itv and she will have handed his little CV over, showing that he was baby Dino at butlins masked singer
it's tinsel n turkey week
so full of swallows
Omgggg Fakey has Zelda’s weird eyes. No wonder they are both tapped in the head.Christ he makes my skin crawl. The eye-bleeping is not normal!
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He looks like a grandad wearing those trousers and trainers. He poses so annoyingly, like he believes he is the hottest thing out there. Ewwww.Those bleeping horrible trousers again....Blackshite what next lol lol
I'd pay someone to nick his phone I really would
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Poor Flapz! She sooo messed up! Looking at Eyal’s IG…..he’s defo doing well for himself and seems decent. Not that she ever had a chance with him.Flapz will have special dreams tonight ............
All on her lonesome..............
" ooooooooh aaaawwww ooooooooooo EYAL you are so big.........
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Him and his fake youthful act he puts on!
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He has a type eh? Strong jaw.
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‘Could watch him forever’
yeah but I bet your Tena lady fans don’t want to. Filming every breath his kid takes ffs. What on earth makes him think anyone wants to watch a kid eat and squeal?Also, brush his hair you pig ignorant excuses for parents.
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