Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

[Redtea2]

It surely won’t be CBB if he’s in the full Monty?

I think he might have got a regular slot on Lorraine at the most, doing the competitions more often or something. I’m actually baffled how he gets anything tbh as he’s not interesting when he’s on the TV, he tries so hard to he funny but he’s got no wit or charisma.

he only gets the little he gets because he has a publicist who knows people and he’s with off limits he wouldn’t get anything otherwise . Nothing he gets will ever amount to something big . He’s not popular he’s extremely unlikeable his dress sense is shocking and he’s been called out many times for it . He’s not a nice guy and people can see it . You never ever see him being friends with past cast members . Nobody likes him which makes me believe he’s even more insufferable behind the camera !!

no doubt it’s something to do with MMA but again that won’t go far because he’s to old

 

[Turtledove58]

I have no more words! I’m done with her!!

 

[Redtea2]

I have no more words! I’m done with her!!

Another freebie no doubt . Both a pair of absolute tramps his career is dead even if he does get something TV wise it will never be BIG he will never be the next rylan

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So she can spend hundreds of pounds having a ‘lip blush’ done but can’t pay for her own Xmas tree and what a bleeping mess she looks.
Her accounts are in for the last year

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I have no more words! I’m done with her!!

She obviously didn't get her brows done unless it was by Stevie bleeping Wonder as they're still giving me Ronnie Corbett vibes.

 

[VC10]

I have no more words! I’m done with her!!

Christ almighty.


She's sucking a right old pair of Dunlop G800 soup-coolers, there.

What DOES she bleeping look like

Boat like the surface of the Moon & she's begging inflatable radials ?


#deludedpriorities

 

[bignellie]

isn't there a u and a t missing from her company name?

 

[VC10]

bleeping awful load of scrounging tramps

By the way, Zelda -

Trico rang.....

....they want their bleeping windscreen wipers back.

 

[Redtea2]

I honestly don’t know how or why she stays with him she has a basic house a boring life and a man who dresses like a grandad and a power puff girl I mean I’d die of embarrassment just walking around with him but the fact she stays I don’t get it

 

[VC10]

I honestly don’t know how or why she stays with him she has a basic house a boring life and a man who dresses like a grandad and a power puff girl I mean I’d die of embarrassment just walking around with him but the fact she stays I don’t get it

Only 1/2 a house - they rent the other half from the Freeholders . It was a part rent/ part buy - they'll NEVER have the money to buy the Freeholders out

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I honestly don’t know how or why she stays with him she has a basic house a boring life and a man who dresses like a grandad and a power puff girl I mean I’d die of embarrassment just walking around with him but the fact she stays I don’t get it

Nobody else would want the crater-faced, boxer-nosed twit!

 

[VC10]

Nobody else would want the crater-faced, boxer-nosed twit!

Yes but that's quite enough about Zelda

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So, she's begged for some semi-permanent lip treatment whilst her son is delayed and has communication problems, is still in nappies and has a bottle at nearly three, her marriage is a sham, her old man is in the closet, her skin has more craters than the moon, and her nose is collapsing!

That's priorities!

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That lip colour sure brings out the Ronnie Corbett eyebrows, the receding hairline, the face craters, the man jaw and the collapsing nose!

Bewful, just bewful!

 

[Redtea2]

So, she's begged for some semi-permanent lip treatment whilst her son is delayed and has communication problems, is still in nappies and has a bottle at nearly three, her marriage is a sham, her old man is in the closet, her skin has more craters than the moon, and her nose is collapsing!

That's priorities!

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That lip colour sure brings out the Ronnie Corbett eyebrows, the receding hairline, the face craters, the man jaw and the collapsing nose!

Bewful, just bewful!



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She looks a mess

 

[Joon]

What does that face look like.... a baboons hole more like. Doing us a favour by keeping us updated ....thanks a lot, silly cow...

 

[Redtea2]

What does that face look like.... a baboons hole more like. Doing us a favour by keeping us updated ....thanks a lot, silly cow...

She’s as deluded as Jake she genuinely believes people are interested in her dribble

 

[mollyann]

At £350 she really is a shallow witch.No treatment is going to help the fact she looks shocking.Is completely dead behind those eyes and I’m a believer that life comes back and kicks you in the arse.He’s got a small part in a touring play and she just begs all day while trying to get anything she can either free or cheaply.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

This morning ain’t mentioned him either whatever it is will be two seconds nobody else wanted

I feel for him. After waiting by his phone all week, still nothing.
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It looks like Blackpool really aren't arsed about The Full Monty. Just look at tomorrow night's show - take your pick for tickets!

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Omgggg not even 1/4 full! They will have to give them away along the promenade!

 

[Joon]

I feel for him. After waiting by his phone all week, still nothing.

Staring at his pimple .

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I made a Fakey bingo card!
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So, he's already left home and is meeting up with that weird Little Chris in London. I wouldn't be surprised if they split up at this rate.

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Chris looks delighted to be in his company. I don’t understand why he’s kept on their books? He can’t be making them any money.