Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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They'll forget to water that tree & will have to grift a new one before Christmas day
 
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Fair play to whoever got him in the Secret Santa - they have shown him up
And Fakey will have been seething wanting a present that he can flaunt all over insta or use for one of his unfunny stories.
 
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So now trying to flog her freebies on Instagram 🙄 She was gifted these months and months ago. Obviously needs spends for her grifted trip to LaplandUK 😉
Edited: see the Gucci backpack and YSL boots have been sold so that’s nearly £1,000 in her pocket but still she’s having to make her own ‘art’ 😂😂😂
 

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Him and parrot will be trying to get his two minute slot on Lorraine for tomorrow.Some idiot paid more for that awful Gucci backpack than flaps actually bought it for.She’s really at the bottom of the pile with her ads lately👍Time to get in the real world and go find a job👍
 
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Sarcoma have shared his story about the donation from Secret Santa. Still waiting for them to do a post/story sharing his donation from the fight. Oops silly me that’s never going to happen. How can you thank someone for something you’ve never received 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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I'm actually loving the Secret Santa gift, that's high level shade. It's a reminder that he's meant to be an ambassador for that charity and pointedly ensuring the money goes straight to them and not via Fakey.

Well done 👏👏👏👏
 
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Nothing screams Christmas more than a burger bauble. Be your own McDonald's.
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What Zelda thinks of the tree...
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I also love the secret Santa!!and I love that he's shared it for us to see, that is definitely massive shade to the bellend, the Full Monty cast 100% are reading this thread for them to give him that as his secret Santa.Showing him up for not donating his fight purse, and also showing that whilst everyone else had presents wheeled in on a trolley whoever had the misfortune of pulling him name out couldn't even be bleeping bothered to think about spending a minute of their time going out to buy a gift and wrap it 😂😂 absolutely bleeping genius 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I also love the secret Santa!!and I love that he's shared it for us to see, that is definitely massive shade to the bellend, the Full Monty cast 100% are reading this thread for them to give him that as his secret Santa.Showing him up for not donating his fight purse, and also showing that whilst everyone else had presents wheeled in on a trolley whoever had the misfortune of pulling him name out couldn't even be bleeping bothered to think about spending a minute of their time going out to buy a gift and wrap it 😂😂 absolutely bleeping genius 🤣🤣🤣
funniest thing is, for him to share it, he doesn’t even realise he’s having shade thrown at him 🤭
 
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Pretty sure he should be marking his tree story as ‘gifted’ the fact he was named on that list from the influencer ‘specialist’ I’ll ask ASA about him as well 😉
 
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Fair play to whoever got him in the Secret Santa - they have shown him up
And Fakey will have been seething wanting a present that he can flaunt all over insta or use for one of his unfunny stories.
I know!!!
Been made to look like the mean, tight arsed bragging bleep that he is
The cast know exactly what went on and what he's like .....
Fair play Monty cast!!!!!!!
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funniest thing is, for him to share it, he doesn’t even realise he’s having shade thrown at him 🤭
They really bleeping hate him, don't they ....
Thick bleep .
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I also love the secret Santa!!and I love that he's shared it for us to see, that is definitely massive shade to the bellend, the Full Monty cast 100% are reading this thread for them to give him that as his secret Santa.Showing him up for not donating his fight purse, and also showing that whilst everyone else had presents wheeled in on a trolley whoever had the misfortune of pulling him name out couldn't even be bleeping bothered to think about spending a minute of their time going out to buy a gift and wrap it 😂😂 absolutely bleeping genius 🤣🤣🤣
Bet he was creaming himself thinking about his pwesent from his fwends to plaster all over the place to show how loved he is ..
Instead he's been made to look like the straight up bleep he is ....
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Sarcoma have shared his story about the donation from Secret Santa. Still waiting for them to do a post/story sharing his donation from the fight. Oops silly me that’s never going to happen. How can you thank someone for something you’ve never received 🤷🏻‍♀️
Perhaps they're shading him too, fed up waiting for the donation.....
Oh dear Jakey, what have you done.....
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Looks like Poundland has vomited all over it ...classy.
 
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Pretty sure he should be marking his tree story as ‘gifted’ the fact he was named on that list from the influencer ‘specialist’ I’ll ask ASA about him as well 😉
ASA should make them mark this tit #grifted not #gifted as it would be far more bleeping honest 😂
 
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Still trying to flog those Balenciaga boots. I'm sure they were gifted but cannot find the receipt.

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Sharing their GRIFTED XMAS TREE and also deflecting that he is sorting out his stinking footwear for CHARITY.

WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU TWO.
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Herman Munster boots going. We need to check market place etc to see how 'charitably' they go for.
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He’s put a pic of him and spud by the tree how long before it’s a grid post with how humble and grateful he is can’t wait for his first Christmas off in 5 years misses dad and brother etc etc
 
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