Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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Get the M&S mix in the picture stupid fake hole.What a twit he looks in that stupid jumper.He really is a obnoxious prick and how many stories already😳😳
 
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Cooking with Spud. How bleeping sad must your life be to do this strategically placed branding and filming? Cunts.

Nobody even goes on about Prime anymore ffs let alione drink the crap.



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100% grifted jumpers he only wears a top when it’s grifted.
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ASA reports for me too, send the scum down
 
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The sheer amount of stories this morning. Flapz has gone out, he's torturing everybody with his screeching singing, Gail Platt is standing on the island and talking in another language and the brownies look tit!






 
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Get the M&S mix in the picture stupid fake hole.What a twit he looks in that stupid jumper.He really is a obnoxious prick and how many stories already😳😳
He always looks like everything he wears has been shrunk in the wash.
 
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Hey PANTO BOY 👋

That giant bleeping BOIL on the side of your face appears magical … because it keeps disappearing, which is odd because it’s soo bleeping MASSIVE.

EVERYTHING this bleep does is for an audience & if you think a man who can only look after his own kid for a matter of hours is a fantastic dad - you are a bleeping IDIOT.

Oh and the fact you use the death of your brother & father to up your crappy engagement - that’s bleeping pathetic, but it also explains why you have NO FRIENDS … like non, I know you’ll be on here today because let’s face it, you perform for us. (Pathetic).
You life revolves are likes ? LIKES.

We look forward to you proving us right.


(hugs to everyone ❤)
 
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The sheer amount of stories this morning. Flapz has gone out, he's torturing everybody with his screeching singing, Gail Platt is standing on the island and talking in another language and the brownies look tit!

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Pulling all the stops out for an M & S Collab, isn't he ....
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Hey PANTO BOY 👋

That giant bleeping BOIL on the side of your face appears magical … because it keeps disappearing, which is odd because it’s soo bleeping MASSIVE.

EVERYTHING this bleep does is for an audience & if you think a man who can only look after his own kid for a matter of hours is a fantastic dad - you are a bleeping IDIOT.

Oh and the fact you use the death of your brother & father to up your crappy engagement - that’s bleeping pathetic, but it also explains why you have NO FRIENDS … like non, I know you’ll be on here today because let’s face it, you perform for us. (Pathetic).
You life revolves are likes ? LIKES.

We look forward to you proving us right.


(hugs to everyone ❤)
Be honest, we're the only friends he's got.
 
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What a horrible little boy they are encouraging him to be shouting no at his dad, screaming, stomping on the table, walking over the furniture, sticking his tongue out just teach him some manners and good behaviour you useless fucktard
 
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The eye-bleeping is off-the-scale. In one of the clips Gail Platt says "Don't be sad daddy, be happy".

Have they had another row then hence why Flapz is out?

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Pulling all the stops out for an M & S Collab, isn't he ....
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Be honest, we're the only friends he's got.
Let’s not go too far eh 😂

Busy day for him today, taking notes like JAUNDICE as he scrolls through social media for ideas for the week, whilst keeping one eye on the young un - obviously the other eye is on himself.
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The eye-bleeping is off-the-scale. In one of the clips Gail Platt says "Don't be sad daddy, be happy".

Have they had another row then hence why Flapz is out?

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So hang on, Sophie decorated the tree - but PANTO BOY & his new friend (only friend) BILLY BOIL & baby jacket decide that they will finish the tree by placing a star on top ….. for content.
 
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You can tell he’s not used to being alone with Spud. On that last video he looked like he was going to pull his wig off tear his hair out at Spud’s incessant babbling. I can’t abide this kid but this is just normal stuff three year olds do isn’t it? He struggles spending a couple of hours with his own kid. Sad.

I don’t have kids but surely it isn’t a good idea to allow toddlers to mess about with electrical sockets and lighting?
 
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