You can always tell somebody who doesn't get any by immature remarks like this. I bet they can't remember the last time they actually had sex!
Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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It’s a pity he is only engaging with his son for IG. In real life, it’s through a phone!
He’s manic again today and very smug like last Sunday. I reckon he’s got another Lorraine appearance coming up tomorrow.
Yes you can tell he doesn't spend time alone with Spud. My two never, ever went near light switches until they were much older. fair enough Spud can reach the light from the sofa but he shouldn't encouraging him to turn it off and on. Bit like Stacey Solomon letting her toddlers play with a lamp. They have no clue
Same thoughts. The amount of stories! Nice to see him spending 'quality time' with his loving wife! So much so, she fucked off out and left him to it.
Who threw that together? Stevie Wonder.
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I do. It really benefited him though as you build your stars to become a gold member and you get freebies like whipped cream & syrups (lol) so it makes it cheaper for him. As every purchase gives you so many stars.
If I ever go on Mastermind my specialist subject will be Starbs
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I hope it's a carbuncle on that ugly mug, that will be nice for Xmas 
he won't be able to hide that lol That's a great way to make Gail Platt ill. He'll have a cold next week ffs. It's freezing here and ours has been covered up for weeks now. Wouldn't want to stand about wet in my garden in this weather! Maybe it's an old pic to make out Flapz is there? 
God he looks manic. Deffo Lorraine tomorrow.
God he looks manic. Deffo Lorraine tomorrow.
Ha ha @Joon I thought the same, he's probably out choosing a dildo for his 5 week laze-fest when he's not "working" prancing around like a fanny In the Full Monty, I bet the cast can't bleeping wait for him to duck off home, family man my arse, he'll be up on that hobbit hole in bed wanking himself to oblivion....yeah I bet he can't bleeping wait for his "break"
Haha she’s no choice though it’s a freebie
Her tree was shut last year she makes no effort for Christmas she hates colour she’s the most boring witch I’ve seen on the gramLesson learnt, you need to buy your own Christmas tree Flapps
she even give Leo gifted presents for Christmas they didn’t buy him anything ……tramps
Hahaha, Spud saying no daddy when he was singing has done me in
He clearly has no boundaries in place about what's acceptable
Where the duck is Fred
Yeah he's deffo got a slot on wanky Lorraine tomorrow hasn't he
The heady heights Fakey reaches
He clearly has no boundaries in place about what's acceptable
Where the duck is Fred
Yeah he's deffo got a slot on wanky Lorraine tomorrow hasn't he
The heady heights Fakey reaches
We should watch out for how many times he micro aggressively slags off Sam! Jealous bellend! The way Sam spoke about ADHD won him so many fans. It was emotional and he wasn’t milking the moment unlike Colchester grifter!Hahaha, Spud saying no daddy when he was singing has done me in
He clearly has no boundaries in place about what's acceptable
Where the duck is Fred
Yeah he's deffo got a slot on wanky Lorraine tomorrow hasn't he
The heady heights Fakey reaches
They really are a pair of greedy cunts and I think like a few of here going to give him a miss when home for five weeks
It's absolutely painful watching the interaction between Fakey & NikNak. The boy has such poor communication skills & Father of the Year has no idea how to deal with him. I've noticed a few times how he reverts to screaming & I wonder if this is frustration that he can't make himself understood. He really needs to see a speech & language therapist. And Fakey just puts on his 'for the Gram' voice as he's really talking to his wee wee grannies not NikNak.
He’s making a big thing about being home for Christmas this year but we all know he’ll be posting from the gym Christmas morning or out on a run. He’ll never last the full day spending time with Flaps & Spud.
She needs a" go-offline go fund me" , deranged old batSomeone start a go fund me for a hair clip for Zelda does she not get annoyed constantly moving it out of her face, but don’t tell her she’ll block you
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