So if she’s at football with Fred and Gail I take it family man is still asleep after his long drive selfish prick! A decent husband and father would make the most of today having been away all week especially as Fred will be at school tomorrow but nah he comes first as usual and let’s face it he will spend the next five weeks avoiding them as much as possible aswell
Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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He doesn’t seem to be there.
Must be doing his “work” stuff. It’s no coincidence he started following that tv producer on the same day. I just can’t think what it is he’s doing.
Must be doing his “work” stuff. It’s no coincidence he started following that tv producer on the same day. I just can’t think what it is he’s doing.
Probably waving his willy round somewhere.
Either way, whatever it is, king ego will balls it up, with his gob or the incessant need to film everything....
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Perhaps he was flown out last night, by exclusive private jet, to Australia, what with him being the massive international superstar that he is
He's gonna be the special guest who meets and greets the winner when they come out, interview them, and basically take over the Jake Quickenden show.
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Poor Gail, I feel sorry for him. He looks like a homeless Flump.
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Leaf Sweeping Attire.
That'll take all of 5mins on your shared-ownership gaff love!
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Leaf Sweeping Attire.
That'll take all of 5mins on your shared-ownership gaff love!
Him and this bloke have started following each other on insta today 
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Why does he insist on dressing like a pensioner on a Saga cruise?
Ooh addiction specialist & sex & porn therapy. Imagine the vices he might haveHim and this bloke have started following each other on insta today
That'll be for drink and drugs and I reckon he has a porn addiction.Him and this bloke have started following each other on insta today
I doubt he touches her!
I've just thought of that scene in Fools & Horses - Ivor Hardy!So he has started following a bloke called Ben Hardy....I read it as Ben Hardon
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..Flaps posts have got about 300 extra likes on them. So out of 280k followers there is probably about 300 people who’ve entered. What is the point? Id have given up months ago out of sheer shame and embarrassment.
He’s definitely up to something with being so quiet on a Sunday. Be interesting to see what this work is. I agree with others that he’s been smug and fairly secretive so I’ve got a horrible feeling he’s managed to get something quite good (duck knows how)
He’s definitely up to something with being so quiet on a Sunday. Be interesting to see what this work is. I agree with others that he’s been smug and fairly secretive so I’ve got a horrible feeling he’s managed to get something quite good (duck knows how)
Whatever he’s doing, I bet it doesn’t involve him being in Barbados with his manager and Chris Hughes
. Weird how their joint manager joins Chris at a lot of his work trips but never seen him turn up to anything Fakey has done. I suppose at least Fakey has Parrot now 
We called it- I bet this will be to do with exercise addiction......Him and this bloke have started following each other on insta today
Ben Hardy isn’t he the lad who was in Eastenders then became quite big in America after he was in Bohemian Rhapsody? What’s Fakey’s game there?
With it being filmed for TV!
It’s an addiction to not being with his family nothing more, bet he spends five minutes in the gym, rest in a sauna then pretends to ring his socks out saying how sweaty he is
No. That’s a different Ben HardyBen Hardy isn’t he the lad who was in Eastenders then became quite big in America after he was in Bohemian Rhapsody? What’s Fakey’s game there?
Exactly. If this addiction specialist has anything about him he’ll see straight through Fakey and see this addiction is nothing more than a ploy to keep him in with getting thrown the scraps of tv work no one wants.It’s an addiction to not being with his family nothing more, bet he spends five minutes in the gym, rest in a sauna then pretends to ring his socks out saying how sweaty he is
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