Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

[Jane_Mcdonald]

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Defo a skiing trip on the agenda because this is her pins from weeks ago As usual with that ugly bleep all she cares about is posing At this stage all we can hope for is an avalanche or going right off the edge while the vain bleep tries to show off

Let's keep an eye out for these exact poses, cos old Flappy Flaps doesn't have an original bone in her body🫠🫠🫠🫠

 

[Barbie2020]

yeh skiing holiday is deffo gifted, no way they’d pay for that themselves. There’s no way he can go without the kids after banging on about wanting to spend family time with them. He is never with his kids so will look so bad if they go without them.

They won’t do any skiing, will just be all the posing. I bet that’s what all the Vinted funds will be spent on, new outfits.

So definitely the reason Zelda is there for Christmas. She’s looking after Leo. Bet they fly Boxing Day. Pair of twats.

 

[mollyann]

God zelda is such a witch.Sam is getting on her nerves but it’s ok for her grown arse ugly son to jump on her bed.She is really a horrid old bag with a nasty personality.Still no mention on her house being up for sale and she’s getting more orange by the day

 

[PrincessJeanie]

God zelda is such a witch.Sam is getting on her nerves but it’s ok for her grown arse ugly son to jump on her bed.She is really a horrid old bag with a nasty personality.Still no mention on her house being up for sale and she’s getting more orange by the day

At least Sam has a genuine reason to be loud and annoying. What excuse has her son got? She knows, like her son, that any smidgeon of TV ‘work’ that Jacob gets every year from I’m a celeb will be out the window if Sam’s interested. Lucky for Fakey, Sam will be too busy to waste time grabbing 2 min morning TV appearances. Imagine if Sam and his mum or him with Pete or Zara get offered gogglebox

 

[Redtea2]

See Camilla and Jamie have announced they are having a 3rd babyPrick posted the wedding photos that day didn’t he before it came out in ok.No well wishes from the two biggest arseholes ever.

They never spoke to him after that

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

If I am snowboarding in Jan & PANTO BOY appears on the slopes (PANTO BOY ) I’m shredding the bleep.

Sophie thinking this may get them some “SKI FRIENDS” but let’s face it, after an hour with PANTO BOY is enough to know he’s a self absorbed prick only interested in himself. Just get yourselves to Chill Factor for the day and ruin everyone’s day (which you would because you’d be acting like that Z LIST DESPERATE bleep you are got attention). This bleep has no hobbies, no interests, no friends due to him being soo self absorbed.

Sophie GET A bleeping JOB - part time or something, or is digital begging now YOUR THING.
It’s embarrassing with these fictional interaction where people ask “where did you buy your hoover” just duck OFF.

Hugs to all

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wiki Ref: 07/12/23

 

[Joon]

bleeping Lionel Blair. bleep....

 

[Robin71]

So about 4.15 TFM page on instagram posted a pic of the cast and crew wearing new matching Full Monty hoodies and guess who is absent? Guarantee the lazy bleep was still asleep after his 6am wake up call and I see pizza face is also going back to pimping out her kids to increase likes pair of dickheads! Reckon she followed a ski resort because Molly Mae is currently at one modelling her new ski range with PLT yeah in your dreams Krueger

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Already got more likes in 20 mins on the post of Freddie, than she’s got in total on the one she posted 24 hours ago Funny how she can wheel out Fred for likes when it suits

 

[Joon]

Freddie is 10 next year, where does the time go she said ......emmm on the phone that's where your time has gone ...you will never get those years back,very sad but the BOTH of them don't care...

 

[mollyann]

How pathetic to use Fred to try and drum up likes.Shes as bad as that prick and why is the silly witch hiding.Her lips were supposedly amazing but not been seen thank duck since she had then done.

 

[JazzFan]

Sophie GET A bleeping JOB - part time or something, or is digital begging now YOUR THING.

Digital bigger sounds so much better than influencer

So glad tattle will have the receipts when they try and say that Zelda got them a surprise gift of a ski holiday when they were following ski places well before Christmas

 

[Barbie2020]

What a state. Same trousers he always wears, are they superglued to his legs? Imagine wearing absolute shite like this get up for attention.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Let's keep an eye out for these exact poses, cos old Flappy Flaps doesn't have an original bone in her body🫠🫠🫠🫠

She'll be down the middle aisle of Lidl looking for the cheapo ski gear ...

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Already got more likes in 20 mins on the post of Freddie, than she’s got in total on the one she posted 24 hours ago Funny how she can wheel out Fred for likes when it suits

Has anybody got a screenshot for the Wiki please?
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How pathetic to use Fred to try and drum up likes.Shes as bad as that prick and why is the silly witch hiding.Her lips were supposedly amazing but not been seen thank duck since she had then done.

I reckon they've scabbed up.

 

[VC10]

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What a state. Same trousers he always wears, are they superglued to his legs? Imagine wearing absolute shite like this get up for attention.

Looks like a deranged axe murderer

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Has anybody got a screenshot for the Wiki please?
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I reckon they've scabbed up.

This is the post plus what Fakey has commented underneath it

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

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What a state. Same trousers he always wears, are they superglued to his legs? Imagine wearing absolute shite like this get up for attention.

He looks like an employee from a fast food outlet. Prick.

 

[Heneghs]

He looks like an employee from a fast food outlet. Prick.