Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

[OnlyJustSaying]

Boy it’s going to be a long five weeks of relentless crap from this dick head.Has been so smug since his meeting with the midget on Monday.Parrot on the phone daily for the awful Lorraine to have him in for five minutes on mondayFlaps 228 likes are making my day lol she’s really just so dull and boring

He has defo had his last Lorraine show appearance for the year. IAC finale is on Sunday which means Monday will be full of the current contestants if she can get them on virtually, especially Sam! Poor Fakey, he tried so hard and looked so keen the last time he was on.

 

[DeniseRoyle]

If the fire alarm was going off where i was staying, the last thing on my mind would be to get my phone out & film it. What a knob

 

[Redtea2]

Suck a desperate prick he’s obsessed with social media and his phone

No wonder he has no friends who would catch up with him just to be filmed

Wee little creep that he is

 

[Joon]

COCK .

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I see he’s started following yet another TV director that seems to deal with only reality shows and also following a new restaurant at a ski resort in France. She started following ski places a while ago. Maybe that could be their adult only trip over Xmas/New Year?

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

I see he’s started following yet another TV director that seems to deal with only reality shows and also following a new restaurant at a ski resort in France. She started following ski places a while ago. Maybe that could be their adult only trip over Xmas/New Year?

bleeping hell can they even ski

 

[cazellie]

bleeping hell can they even ski

I remember when Hinch went skiing with Inch and they'd never had any lessons so did a quick post on the lifts and that was about it. Posing in their ski wear. What a waste!

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

I am 100% calling bingo on them going away, adults only in the 5 weeks he's got off. With the excuse that they haven't spent any time together, ohhh boo hooo, my heart bleeds for them. Pair of cunts

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I see he’s started following yet another TV director that seems to deal with only reality shows and also following a new restaurant at a ski resort in France. She started following ski places a while ago. Maybe that could be their adult only trip over Xmas/New Year?

Hopefully he drops down the slopes never to be seen again!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I am 100% calling bingo on them going away, adults only in the 5 weeks he's got off. With the excuse that they haven't spent any time together, ohhh boo hooo, my heart bleeds for them. Pair of cunts

Definitely. That’s why they’ve got Zelda coming for Xmas to soften her up because she’s the only one who will look after Spud. As you say it’s always ‘it’s good to have couple only time’, ‘they’ve not been able to spend any time together cos he’s soooooooo busy ‘working’, etc….. never known a couple that have kids, that have so many adult only breaks, barring Olivia & Alex Bowen maybe Whatever happens he’ll get all defensive when challenged about bleeping off and leaving his kid yet again, especially if they’ve grifted it, but will still insist on showing every part of it on insta

 

[mollyann]

If they do go on a ski holiday with all the free trips they’ve had goes to show where the sarcoma donation went.Shes jobless he’s a extra in a half empty theatre Roll on 2024 and the pair are cancelled.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

If they do go on a ski holiday with all the free trips they’ve had goes to show where the sarcoma donation went.Shes jobless he’s a extra in a half empty theatre Roll on 2024 and the pair are cancelled.

The thing is if it’s a ski trip, there’s no way he’ll be paying for it. Skiiing is not cheap to go or when you are there and he’s far too tight to pay those sort of prices. I’d be surprised if any decent ski resort would gift to two bottom of the pile z listers though. Maybe it’s Zelda’s treat or maybe he’s just started following that place to throw us off the scent Whatever happens, the two of them will definitely duck off by themselves for ‘couple time’ in the next few weeks

 

[Joon]

As the old saying goes.. Break a leg. ..

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

As the old saying goes.. Break a leg. ..

I wish they'd break more than a leg @Joon
Proper bumholes the pair of them, in fact, I'm running out of swear words to describe them
See no stories from Fakey, wiggy wanker since 6am, obviously gone back to bed, lazy bleep is lazy

 

[Philimena cunk]

bleeping hell can they even ski

Well his shonks is like a bleeping ski slope.....
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The thing is if it’s a ski trip, there’s no way he’ll be paying for it. Skiiing is not cheap to go or when you are there and he’s far too tight to pay those sort of prices. I’d be surprised if any decent ski resort would gift to two bottom of the pile z listers though. Maybe it’s Zelda’s treat or maybe he’s just started following that place to throw us off the scent Whatever happens, the two of them will definitely duck off by themselves for ‘couple time’ in the next few weeks

Hope tight arse remembers to add health insurance, as it will bankrupt the pair of fuckwits if he fucks about and has an accident...

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Hopefully he drops down the slopes never to be seen again!

Or there's an avalanche!

 

[Jac In The Box]

Defo a skiing trip on the agenda because this is her pins from weeks ago As usual with that ugly bleep all she cares about is posing At this stage all we can hope for is an avalanche or going right off the edge while the vain bleep tries to show off

 

[mollyann]

See Camilla and Jamie have announced they are having a 3rd babyPrick posted the wedding photos that day didn’t he before it came out in ok.No well wishes from the two biggest arseholes ever.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

As the old saying goes.. Break a leg. ..

I want it cracked in several places! He’s a dirty bellend!

 

[VC10]

Well his shonks is like a bleeping ski slope.....
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Hope tight arse remembers to add health insurance, as it will bankrupt the pair of fuckwits if he fucks about and has an accident...

They haven't got any money for that, but if anything happened,zeldas the sort to get straight onto the British High Commission for an ' entitled' freebie to assist them in health care, flights back, etc....
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