So his last two shows before five weeks off and he pulls a sickie! Unbelievable! Probably going to be the time of year missing brother and dad anxiety missing Krueger and the boys bullshit he usually comes out with this time of year
Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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I'm Devo he has me blocked so I'm missing out on loads 
and I lost my other page time to make another one so a sickie before he has 5 weeks off sure he can do what he wants isn't he the star of the show
and I lost my other page time to make another one so a sickie before he has 5 weeks off sure he can do what he wants isn't he the star of the show
Perhaps he set the alarm off (for attention) & the hotel kicked him out!So he was acting the twit the day before filming everyone trying to enjoy a afternoon dance.Then the fire tit and the two dead came back for a visitWent all quiet and pulled a sickie
He’s just so unprofessional and such a lazy twit.
Get ready for the mind numbingly boring wreath making reel later thenSo more tit from the super talented budding artist that is Miss Fanny flaps.How good is it that no one wants her and she’s scrambling to find things to postYawn yawn
You can watch in instanavigation.com plus it doesn't add to his viewing figuresI'm Devo he has me blocked so I'm missing out on loads
Well, I thought something was fishy with him not posting, what an absolute bleep throwing a sickie on his last day for 5 weeks. Workshy, lazy bastard
Was he already at home yesterday as we had nothing from Flaps until late on sharing her grid post 13 hours ago. She's making a wreath today ffs, tell us you've got no work without telling us. She is tit at lifestyle, fashion, cooking whatever she tries to do is just all manner of 
Was he already at home yesterday as we had nothing from Flaps until late on sharing her grid post 13 hours ago. She's making a wreath today ffs, tell us you've got no work without telling us. She is tit at lifestyle, fashion, cooking whatever she tries to do is just all manner of 
So Sicknote strikes again. Just found a comment on the Winter Gardens Blackpool page that he never showed up last night.
I reckon he's already at home. What a prick.
I reckon he's already at home. What a prick.
Haha Fakey pulled a sickie to watch Pete Wicks in the jungle with Sam He knows he’s completely finished so most likely he was actually sick! Can see Sam going places and he will take Pete with him! You’re a joke Prickenden just give it up now FFS!
He knows he’s completely finished so most likely he was actually sick! Can see Sam going places and he will take Pete with him! You’re a joke Prickenden just give it up now FFS!
Of course he’s sick on the last shows. How bloody predictable
She needs to give up being all "arty and creative" because she's too beige and boring. You can already see how dull these are going to look. I used to make round wreaths and long wreaths years ago (when I could be bothered) and I used to glue red/gold baubles, tiny presents and candy canes etc to them. They looked lovely put up with lights. These look tit and beige.
Always a double show day as well when he calls off 
Look forward to hearing what his ‘illness’ or ‘injury’ was this time
Look forward to hearing what his ‘illness’ or ‘injury’ was this time I reckon Sam will win it. Even if he doesn't, next year they'll want him. Fakey won't get a look in now. He's FINISHED where IACGMOH is concerned!Haha Fakey pulled a sickie to watch Pete Wicks in the jungle with Sam
Good. That's less TV appearances.
He is so lazy! He was well enough when he was causing a scene in the ballroom! Hopefully his phone was stolen which is why he’s quiet
. He would have been better off not even going to Blackpool as he did the bare minimum! ---
Plus the shits……for daysIt's bleeping brilliant not having to read his tit ...Hopefully he has covid and laryngitis and do us all a favour....cock.
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He was giving it large filming at 6am yesterday.Had the dad from thirty years ago and the brother in cropped out photos.What a utter lazy pig to miss any performance when the work shy twit has 5 weeks doing duck all.His mother slags so many different celebrities of like her son is some kind of star I once looked threw her twitter posts from the early days she loving the attention sad cow.
I once looked threw her twitter posts from the early days she loving the attention sad cow.All these ‘arts and crafts’ she’s doing just proves how skint they are. If they had money she is definitely the type of person who would have these sort of things professionally made and be showing off about it. I know she needs content for the gram but these stories/reels are doing duck all for her insta engagement. The proper z listers have people decorate their houses inside and out. Where Flappy grifts a free tree but has to decorate it herself
2 shows yesterday and 2 shows today, obviously cba at all. Funny how he’s never thrown a sickie when it’s to appear on Lorraine or Loose Women lol. It must kill him not being able to post anything cos he’s having to pretend to be unwell. He will say he had flu but it will magically be ok tomorrow.
surely his bosses can see a pattern? He pulled a sickie last time he was having a break or it was before the weekend. Hope he doesn’t get anything else workshy prick.
surely his bosses can see a pattern? He pulled a sickie last time he was having a break or it was before the weekend. Hope he doesn’t get anything else workshy prick.
sicknote, la la la la la la, sicknote lalalalala, sicknote strikes againFakeys homage to The Smiths
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