Jakey will be on on his phone in his hotel broom cupboard later, on Grindr , triangulating young boyz
Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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They'll be giving those empty seats away soon for tonight's performance. That's really poor!
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He'd better nail down his syrup!
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He'd better nail down his syrup!
He’s even got Zelda to share his reel. That’s how bad it’s doing946 likes on his postReally are so desperate for admiration from complete weird arse people.His mum saying they have so many toiletries
Probably as stupid flaps begs all day long.Curious to see if they both piss of leaving her and Matt to babysit over Christmas.
Definitely an ulterior motive for having Zelda at theirs for Xmas. I’m convinced they’ll duck off on an adult only trip whilst he’s on his FM break and she’ll be looking after Spud.More fool herHe’s even got Zelda to share his reel. That’s how bad it’s doing
Defo will she’s been begging for a couples retreat for ages so I guarantee she got gifted a stay … pair of trumps946 likes on his post
It's not normal to be constantly eating like this. He's heading for obesity problems when he's older. And what about when he's at school having to go a few hours without food? And all because they can't cope with him when he has a meltdown.
"It's like I'm in Lanzarote!!!! Is that an orb?"
Looks homeless scruffy bleep
Bet he won’t go buying anything skint
Bet he won’t go buying anything skint
Blackpool is rough AF, even lovely Gorka from Strictly got a kicking there last year. If Fake films in the street there's a very high chance he'll get robbed in exactly the manner you describe. All very well being able to fight but if a teenager on a scooter zips by and grabs his phone there's piss all he can do really.Here’s hoping someone zooms past him on a electric scooter and pinches the twats phone out of his handAlways with that girl as bet no one else can tolerate the prick.Bet the rest of the cast actually pay for hotel stays and another reason no one likes him
He's a right little mobile shovel.
90p pot noodle for tea , filled up with hot water out of the rooms kettle.Looks homeless scruffy bleep
Bet he won’t go buying anything skint
On the scrounge then, for some more handfuls of courtesy UHT milk pots and a few tea bags .
Then onto grindr to line up some young boyz
Flaps desperate after maris has eaten himself into a coma , checking on him then reaching under her bed for the " black mamba GLS automatic "
Those The b and h will be stubbed out in the teaHe will be given a traditional Blackpool breakfast tomorrow morning.
3 Benson & hedges & 2 mugs of tea
Flapz will have special dreams tonight ............
All on her lonesome..............
" ooooooooh aaaawwww ooooooooooo EYAL you are so big.........
.....not like jakey"
All on her lonesome..............
" ooooooooh aaaawwww ooooooooooo EYAL you are so big.........
.....not like jakey"
Wtf is Polly wearing 
I noticed his sweatshirt said ‘Thrue’ on it and as I’ve never heard of them, I googled it. I can’t find the sweatshirt but noticed the sunglasses he’s wearing are the same make. £35 for a pair of sunglasses named ‘Sexy Shades’. Even the sunglasses on Glasses Direct are more expensive than that While I appreciate some people don’t like to spend too much on sunglasses cos they’re easy to lose/break, he’s walking round with a supposed £2,000 ‘LV’ holdall so surely could afford better sunglasses than that?
While I appreciate some people don’t like to spend too much on sunglasses cos they’re easy to lose/break, he’s walking round with a supposed £2,000 ‘LV’ holdall so surely could afford better sunglasses than that?Attachments
Those bleeping kecks again🫠🫠🫠🫠 Where's all his new clobber he bought with his fight money.
Blackpool is not beautiful, it's deffo a dump and not like Lanzarote
Blackpool is not beautiful, it's deffo a dump and not like Lanzarote
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