He thinks he’s hilarious telling his young child to shout insults to Flaps. Kid doesn’t stand a chance. He’s going to be starting school still in a nappy, holding a bot-bot, calling everybody poo head and stinky. Then they’ll wonder why he has no friends.
Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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Guyzzzzz i’m outta the loop a little so can someone tell me has he pulled a sickie on this job yet ?Anyone think he’s gonna pull another sickie before his 5 week break? I think he will
I didn’t watch it but I think Pete Wickes was on Lorraine again this morning talking about Sam. I think this is the last year fakey is gonna be able to get any airtime on Lorraine talking about IAC.
It’s been ages now since he’s managed to even get the voiceover competitions on loose women. If he was well liked he’d be doing regular competitions on there and Lorraine by now. It’s so bleeping weird.
Not yet - well not properly - only a few days! You can catch up on the Wiki as that's up-to-date.
Like father, like son.
of course he fkn did lol! He’s on insta talking about dildos in TescoYes he did a few weeks ago
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I've just seen arg on this morning there talking about how he is now a wedding singer and also is lead role as Peter pan in the Christmas panto. He said there's alot of people on insta etc advertising things to try and make money but he's happy he's doing something he loves that puts money on the table. Then you have this prick with alot more responsibilities in terms of a wife and children but he's still chasing the tiny bit of fame he once had while his wife has her begging bowl out day in day out.
I know it’s been mentioned before but I’m sure what the panto pay is very good and the person starring in it could therefore pick and choose what they do the rest of the time? If that is the case then Fakey has shot himself in the foot. Last year he refused to do over Christmas itself so Ian Waite covered it then so why would be he called back to do another year? Anyway wasn’t it at that theatre that somebody complained to them about his behaviour, they then passed the details to Fakey who send a message direct to them? So unprofessional all of them. Even so the relatively short stint at panto could mean he could’ve fed and clothed his family but then again it’s very hard work and he isn’t cut out for it is he? PS @CrazyBaldhead I’ve just noticed your profile
He’s captioned that reel ‘could watch you forever’
so why does he choose to spend as much time away from him as possible then?---
I think it also depends on how good ticket sales are at that particular venue plus how bigger name you are as well. For example panto veterans like Steve McFadden & Brian Conley can command a much higher salary than somebody like Arg for example. I’d be surprised if Fakey earnt enough doing panto to not have to work for a few months. He’s hardly a household nameI know it’s been mentioned before but I’m sure what the panto pay is very good and the person starring in it could therefore pick and choose what they do the rest of the time? If that is the case then Fakey has shot himself in the foot. Last year he refused to do over Christmas itself so Ian Waite covered it then so why would be he called back to do another year? Anyway wasn’t it at that theatre that somebody complained to them about his behaviour, they then passed the details to Fakey who send a message direct to them? So unprofessional all of them. Even so the relatively short stint at panto could mean he could’ve fed and clothed his family but then again it’s very hard work and he isn’t cut out for it is he? PS @CrazyBaldhead I’ve just noticed your profile
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Always stuffing his face. 
It shows how little he does with his kid when the only reel he can produce with lovey dovey music over the top is one of his child eating a packet of crisps.
I’m thinking he’s got extra “presenting” over Christmas and that’s what his meeting was about. I would be very very surprised if he actually spends time with his family over them 5 weeks off.
I’m thinking he’s got extra “presenting” over Christmas and that’s what his meeting was about. I would be very very surprised if he actually spends time with his family over them 5 weeks off.
What a bleeping shovel-load of talentless cunts that is. Give that a wide swerve.Thankfully not but we have the delightful GC and a plethora of other absolute cunts on it. One definitely to avoid.
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Aaaand he's grifted a hotel at Blackpool, looks shite
That'll go with Blackpool then, cos no offence but that's a shithole aswell. My daughter danced at Winter Gardens in the ballroom at a festival this year, we were so shocked with how run down and dirty Blackpool is. It really needs something doing with it
That'll go with Blackpool then, cos no offence but that's a shithole aswell. My daughter danced at Winter Gardens in the ballroom at a festival this year, we were so shocked with how run down and dirty Blackpool is. It really needs something doing with it
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He started following them a couple of days agoAaaand he's grifted a hotel at Blackpool, looks shite
That'll go with Blackpool then, cos no offence but that's a shithole aswell. My daughter danced at Winter Gardens in the ballroom at a festival this year, we were so shocked with how run down and dirty Blackpool is. It really needs something doing with it
Another scrounged room. They really are beggars.Aaaand he's grifted a hotel at Blackpool, looks shite
That'll go with Blackpool then, cos no offence but that's a shithole aswell. My daughter danced at Winter Gardens in the ballroom at a festival this year, we were so shocked with how run down and dirty Blackpool is. It really needs something doing with it
He will be given a traditional Blackpool breakfast tomorrow morning.Oh wow he really is in the back end of Blackpool
3 Benson & hedges & 2 mugs of tea
And a sausage up the wrong’unHe will be given a traditional Blackpool breakfast tomorrow morning.
3 Benson & hedges & 2 mugs of tea
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