Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!

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Definitely forgot his show pants on purpose to try and stay relevant probably hoping it will make the Daily Fail when we all know that what he really wanted was to spend his five weeks off doing the Christmas Strictly that’s why he’s been sulking again this week as for his i bleeping love Christmas comment really? Only last year instead of sitting round the tree with the boys opening presents he was downstairs alone about 9am drinking wine
 
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Hey fakies! Hope everyone is all
good. I had to take a fakey detox he was doing my head in. I see NOTHING has changed and I bet he’s been absolutely unbearable since that fake fight.
 
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Definitely forgot his show pants on purpose to try and stay relevant probably hoping it will make the Daily Fail when we all know that what he really wanted was to spend his five weeks off doing the Christmas Strictly that’s why he’s been sulking again this week as for his i bleeping love Christmas comment really? Only last year instead of sitting round the tree with the boys opening presents he was downstairs alone about 9am drinking wine
Oh yeah 🤣🤣🤣 and he called spuds scooter a bike, Freddie had to correct him 🤭 He’s a total piss head 🍷 and dont get me started on Flappys tit christmas tree!!
Wouldn’t suprise me if they are all going away for christmas, Zelda’s not decorating , Flaps moaning about the price of some tree ornaments and prick saying he loves christmas! Something sounds off to me 🤔
 
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I honestly thought Flapz would be 'super busy in her office' today with steam coming out of her ears. Instead, she's in a muddy wood.

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Is he not working tonight? If he’s a three hour drive away, you’d think he’d be leaving by now to allow for traffic not prancing about in some wood 🙄 As for her. One thing this has proven is she’s definitely no influencer. One of the busiest days of the year for that profession and the only thing she’s advertised so far is her own brand.
 
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Shame there wasn’t dog tit in those leaves he threw over himself the prick
 
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Spud in slow-mo........




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Oh look, Squidward has a Fartier Love Ring from Ali Express that matches his one! 😂😂

Her hair is really thinning!

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🐔 Zelda and her crackers, looked boring to me ! Still touching her hair, going on about her soaps and chippy night bleeping hell am so bored I need a Peroni or two.....bleep features out with his family in the woods boring again, 😴.......
 
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Bet the other bloke pissed he posted this earlier.Not sure if already been posted full of cold and brain fog:(
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