HOW MUCH?! I can buy half a manky rusty used swing for that!Pair of rancid soap dodgers living in a stinking pigsty with 666.....
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Do you want me autograph, Β£5 a pop...
Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!
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Has he deleted whatever the reel was as I canβt see it on there?
Or half a drinks cabinetHOW MUCH?! I can buy half a manky rusty used swing for that!
Hello All 
Hope everyone is good. I try and avoid this ballbag, but I love the thread.
I feel both embarrassed & mortified that a grown arsed man wanks himself into oblivion because heβs got a 2 min slot of Lorraine (to fill time) talking a regurgitation of previous interviews were he rinses & repeats himself again about the jungle.
PANTO BOY, you are either really cheap or free - itβs very evident & this ISNT PRESENTING or Co presenting.
The last thing you βattemptedβ to present was a bleeping abortion of events (both times) I vaguely remember the Manchester event & duck it was soo bad.
Hope everyone is good. I try and avoid this ballbag, but I love the thread.
I feel both embarrassed & mortified that a grown arsed man wanks himself into oblivion because heβs got a 2 min slot of Lorraine (to fill time) talking a regurgitation of previous interviews were he rinses & repeats himself again about the jungle.
PANTO BOY, you are either really cheap or free - itβs very evident & this ISNT PRESENTING or Co presenting.
The last thing you βattemptedβ to present was a bleeping abortion of events (both times) I vaguely remember the Manchester event & duck it was soo bad.
Here we go! Wringing out the remnants of his five minute appearance on Lorraine! twit. 
LOLOLOL
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Chuck in a curly wurly and you can have a selfie too... bargain.HOW MUCH?! I can buy half a manky rusty used swing for that!
Absolute LEGEND - the insincere pathetic duck.Here we go! Wringing out the remnants of his five minute appearance on Lorraine! twit.
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If my bloke publicly posted this, Iβd roast him arse
He looks evil in that second photo. I wonder if he's headbutted her today?
Sweet boys my arse
leo is a terror β¦
anyway sick of this horrible bleep heβs forever cash in in on his dads death and him and polly are delusional they seriously think two minutes on Lorraine will save his career it died years ago !!
im working 12 hour days 14 hours by time I actually get out and bleeping home and im doing all this whilst Iβm on medication for depression !! Yet you have Jake thinking heβs some hard working man when he does duck all and had most the year OFF work with a wife who is jobless and might aswell just sign on because she is that broke !!
pair of clowns
leo is a terror β¦
anyway sick of this horrible bleep heβs forever cash in in on his dads death and him and polly are delusional they seriously think two minutes on Lorraine will save his career it died years ago !!
im working 12 hour days 14 hours by time I actually get out and bleeping home and im doing all this whilst Iβm on medication for depression !! Yet you have Jake thinking heβs some hard working man when he does duck all and had most the year OFF work with a wife who is jobless and might aswell just sign on because she is that broke !!
pair of clowns
Hope youβre okay and managing with your medicationSweet boys my arse
leo is a terror β¦
anyway sick of this horrible bleep heβs forever cash in in on his dads death and him and polly are delusional they seriously think two minutes on Lorraine will save his career it died years ago !!
im working 12 hour days 14 hours by time I actually get out and bleeping home and im doing all this whilst Iβm on medication for depression !! Yet you have Jake thinking heβs some hard working man when he does duck all and had most the year OFF work with a wife who is jobless and might aswell just sign on because she is that broke !!
pair of clowns
Thank you Iβve been on it two weeks now things slightly better now slowly getting back to myself .Hope youβre okay and managing with your medication
bleeping hell, is Flappy trolling us with those bleeping wardrobe doors
not shut properly again. Why the duck did they bother with the hobbit loft anyway, all it's used for is Instagram stories and postsπ« π« π« π« π«
Does Fakey sleep up there aswell, I think he does
not shut properly again. Why the duck did they bother with the hobbit loft anyway, all it's used for is Instagram stories and postsπ« π« π« π« π« Does Fakey sleep up there aswell, I think he does
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Another load of jibberish on her first post. An 'A Level English Language' education...? - she probably left school with no qualifications whatsoever. Thick as pig tit.
Those wardrobe doors do not close. Cheap and nasty and obviously haven't been measured correctly. Like everything they do, it turns to tit.
Those wardrobe doors do not close. Cheap and nasty and obviously haven't been measured correctly. Like everything they do, it turns to tit.
Good. These things take time, keep goingThank you Iβve been on it two weeks now things slightly better now slowly getting back to myself .
Keep the faith sweetheart. These things are sent to test us. Always remember that the bad times will pass.Sweet boys my arse
leo is a terror β¦
anyway sick of this horrible bleep heβs forever cash in in on his dads death and him and polly are delusional they seriously think two minutes on Lorraine will save his career it died years ago !!
im working 12 hour days 14 hours by time I actually get out and bleeping home and im doing all this whilst Iβm on medication for depression !! Yet you have Jake thinking heβs some hard working man when he does duck all and had most the year OFF work with a wife who is jobless and might aswell just sign on because she is that broke !!
pair of clowns
So basically we have a generation of βBoss Babesβ who are neither a boss or a babe believing that affiliated marketing makes you a boss ! I mean, you need an office to do that ?! duck Off, itβs almost when you see instahoes with their laptop opening saying βWORK TIMEβ - what watching Netflix or uploading your minge onto OF
Whereβs Freddieβs slippers you bleep
Why is she calling these ads? She is not getting paid to advertise them. They are affiliated links. Sheβs obsessed with Amazon at the moment. Shame she doesnβt spend as much time sorting her house out as she does going on google and Instagram.Another load of jibberish on her first post. An 'A Level English Language' education...? - she probably left school with no qualifications whatsoever. Thick as pig tit.
Those wardrobe doors do not close. Cheap and nasty and obviously haven't been measured correctly. Like everything they do, it turns to tit.
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Another botched job incoming. You just know it will look tit.
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It's honestly got to the point where I want to rip that syrup off his chicken nugget head.
It looks utterly bleeping ridiculous. That shaved eyebrow makes me feel sick. In fact EVERYTHING about him is utterly repulsive.
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It's honestly got to the point where I want to rip that syrup off his chicken nugget head.
It looks utterly bleeping ridiculous. That shaved eyebrow makes me feel sick. In fact EVERYTHING about him is utterly repulsive.
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