Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!
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OMG Jac, how the bloody al are you? Mentioned you a few times on here. Nice to see you backHello my fellow fakeys, long time no seeHope you’re all well
I stepped away from these cunts because he’s the only person in the world that actually makes me burn with hatredI blocked him & her but even just seeing on here what they were doing was still sending me over the edge
Anyway, they came back on my radar this morning as I was scrolling on Pinterest and saw her name far down on my search list and decided to have a look to see what she’s been up to. Has she/they moved in with her Dad or moved to Norfolk? The reason I ask is as she pins everything that her ditzy brain daydreams about on there something piqued my interest. In amongst the shite motivational quotes, boke inducing recipes& fashion/outfit ideas (think beige or oversized
) there are home/travel pins which hint at what they’re doing or hoping to do. Since I was last here for the pampas showbiz wedding of the century I am surmising they’ve had their lounge, garden & both boys rooms done? A possible loft conversion, new kitchen with island, home office installed & the garden landscaped
or maybe none of the above & she’s just living in cloud cuckoo land
Anyway I have digressed
Although the decor looks more to her bland taste than what her father would want
Hope you my fakey friends can shed some light because I know you all know them better than they know themselvesLove to you all
xx
His Muvver is the sort of person I keep at arms length; bony , underweight, over-made-up, raspy smoker, crayola-eyebrowed , entitled mare with an inane opinion on everything.
A right old boat on it - a cross between a Concorde & Red Rum .
No thanks!
A right old boat on it - a cross between a Concorde & Red Rum .
No thanks!
What has she said. I haven't been on here for while
So yet another Mirror exclusive from Fakey about the show he was on 9 years ago 
Still sucking up to Tony Bellew and still making sly digs at Sam. Can’t even mention him by name the fact he was voted to be Camp Leader. The jealously towards him is real. He knows Sam is going to get a lot more work out of this than he could ever dream of, plus it must really piss him off that ST has nearly twice the amount of followers he has now and the I’m a Celeb account follow Sam on instagram Put it this way, I bet ST won’t be using this narrative in a couple of years time to stay in the ‘public’ eye, let alone nearly 10 years later 
Still sucking up to Tony Bellew and still making sly digs at Sam. Can’t even mention him by name the fact he was voted to be Camp Leader. The jealously towards him is real. He knows Sam is going to get a lot more work out of this than he could ever dream of, plus it must really piss him off that ST has nearly twice the amount of followers he has now and the I’m a Celeb account follow Sam on instagram Put it this way, I bet ST won’t be using this narrative in a couple of years time to stay in the ‘public’ eye, let alone nearly 10 years later Attachments
“His drinking trial was just hilarious and it looked hilarious” What a way he has with words.
Exclusive column, you know what’s going to be wrote next in his Instagram bio - journalist
Exclusive column, you know what’s going to be wrote next in his Instagram bio - journalist
The Wiki is nearly up-to-date for a catch up.
Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!
His last story 🤯 so he’s blagged a nice hotel and he’s actually walking round the grounds with no top on and saying people are probably watching him but he’s doesn’t care. So much class and he wonders why he can’t find decent employment 🤦🏻♀️ Even the way he takes a breath makes me want to...
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I’m still reading & trying to catch up, looks as tho so much has happenedand I’m guessing none of it good
Which I see she also done
He’s really coming up in the world
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Glad to see you’re still here Jeanie
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All good this end, thank you crazy
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Hi Kate, I’m doing wellHope you’re well my lovely
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Awww thank you Barbie
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It’s so lovely to see so many of the original fakeys still here MyaYou’re all defo better people than me because I think I’d have hunted him down by now
Ahhhhhhhhh Welcome home so lovely to see your name again So he's participating in the One Million Minutes Campaign for GMB which is the same thing he did last year. If I remember rightly, it was held at West Ham Training Ground in Chadwell Heath. He drove all the way from Cardiff last night to get in on it and has to drive all the way back afterwards for the show later.
All that effort to get his ugly mug on TV again. As always, he never explained about the actual charity because he doesn't give a tit about it. It's actually for a very good cause. (Details below).
I doubt he'll be donating.
All that effort to get his ugly mug on TV again. As always, he never explained about the actual charity because he doesn't give a tit about it. It's actually for a very good cause. (Details below).
I doubt he'll be donating.
What the actual duck, he’s filtered his face so much! As for his daily affirmation, he’s got duck all to live for!
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Funny how he can drive anywhere if it means a fleeting TV appearance but not to spend time with his family. As for doing it for charity, why didn’t he give any of his mma money away like he said he was going to if he’s so charitable? Oh because it wouldn’t mean him getting 2 mins on TV - bleepSo he's participating in the One Million Minutes Campaign for GMB which is the same thing he did last year. If I remember rightly, it was held at West Ham Training Ground in Chadwell Heath. He drove all the way from Cardiff last night to get in on it and has to drive all the way back afterwards for the show later.
All that effort to get his ugly mug on TV again. As always, he never explained about the actual charity because he doesn't give a tit about it. It's actually for a very good cause. (Details below).
I doubt he'll be donating.
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Apart from debts, I think it’s pretty obvious his fight purse has been spent on new clothes for him. He’s had more new outfits in the last 3 weeks, than he had in the previous 3 years. As for his affirmations
Saint jake driving all that way to play for such a worthwhile charity... what does the charity do jake you forgot to mention that as you were to busy letting everyone know what a Saint you are, Because obviously the charity football match is about you not the actual charity
Will polly turn up ....
Will polly turn up ....
I noticed how he also mentioned his breakfast of smoked salmon and scrambled egg on toast like it was something special. Christ, that's one of my biggest addictions smoked salmon. I eat it nearly every day! I'm murder at Christmas because I always get the massive ones from Tesco and take up a whole shelf in the fridge!I agree crazy as once again him rambling about how much driving he’s had to do.Stupid prick hasn’t got a charitable bone in his body.His ego so bleeping big and funny how he never mentions I’m a celebrity unless on tv for two minutes
He's literally only doing this for exposure. He couldn't give a tit about the charity.
Still not got free treatment with a dermatologist then? then later on she’ll be flogging more skincare products that obviously don’t workWhy does this stupid cow think anyone actually cares about her face.Must be so many posts I’ve seen about her stupid skin.No one cares and honestly more important tit going on in the world than her weekly update
All that money she's wasted and for what? To look like that. Serves her right. I have no sympathy whatsoever.Why does this stupid cow think anyone actually cares about her face.Must be so many posts I’ve seen about her stupid skin.No one cares and honestly more important tit going on in the world than her weekly update
Maybe she tried that new skincare she begged for the other day? I've honestly lost track of the amount of different brands she slaps on her ugly mug. She needs to stick to one brand that agrees with her. It's beyond ridiculous now.
It could be hormonal but I reckon stress and diet have a lot to do with it also. Either way, she looks utterly atrocious for 30yrs old.
Karma's a bleeping witch!
Doing well in life as we all woke up today Fakeys....bravo 
I couldn't help noticing all the parcels in the background. That's all she must do. Shop online. It's not as if you ever see her dressed nicely because as we know, she plays dress up then sends it all back. She must really be unhappy to do this. Almost a void filler.
It reminds me of my mate. Her marriage was dead and she spent thousands on clothes etc. When they divorced, I helped her clear out the house. She had over 20 duvet sets in the spare bedroom (unopened) and her whole garage was full of clothes unopened.
She really needs to get her head out of the sand!
It reminds me of my mate. Her marriage was dead and she spent thousands on clothes etc. When they divorced, I helped her clear out the house. She had over 20 duvet sets in the spare bedroom (unopened) and her whole garage was full of clothes unopened.
She really needs to get her head out of the sand!
Didn't see him on tv thankfully or is it filmed for a later date.
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