Oh my Christ! Can you imagine those two in the same room? The hideous dress sense - Peacocks vs Primark, both fighting to be centre of attention, both eye bleeping their cameras, lying through their monstrous teeth, stroking & patting their strap on nylon hair, dragging their 2 year olds around with bot bots, choc chocs & zero manners, fighting over who is grieving the most over long dead dads, him showing off his filtered tatted titties & her grabbing & gurning over her flaccid titties. Someone pass me the puke bowl.