Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks

[trine]

Fucks sake, put a warning on that, will ya!!!!!
He looks like a haunted stick of rock.
twit.
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I know. The pathetic/desperate behaviour is absolutely bleeping embarrassing. What a way to live.
I'm sat in Costa in Norwich, after pootling about the shops, lunch, and having a coffee.
All paid for by myself.
I wouldn't swap my life for theirs anytime.
And both my kids like me.
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I bet the pair of them are stuck in the hotel room, furiously clacking away at their phones for ANY attention, while Dudley is parked in front of the telly eating leftovers from breakfast

Not to blow smoke up your arse but you are my favourite tattler, every time I read a post from you I chuckle to myself at your descriptions.
Dudley

 

[Greta22]

I wonder what he’s got lined up after the fight and TFM???…

 

[Turmeric123]

I wonder what he’s got lined up after the fight and TFM???…

Anxiety, gratefulness and "presenting" which will be hime eyefucking himself on his phone oh and a divorce

 

[Philimena cunk]

I wonder what he’s got lined up after the fight and TFM???…

He'll be presenting This Morning, dontcha know!!!!!!

 

[Turmeric123]

He'll be presenting This Morning, dontcha know yano!!!!!!

Fixed that for you

 

[JazzFan]

The emojis I’m guessing maris was up early

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Which normal person comes on instagram at 430am to put on their stories Imagine the first thing you think to do when you wake up is to grab your phone and post on social media purely for attention
So either Leo has had him up or his ‘illness’ is going to be worse. Only one show today so hope the poor love is still ok to do whatever he planned for content with Flappy & Leo because there’s definitely a reason they are there.

 

[fakeyflaps]

just going to leave this here….

 

[Turtledove58]

Can you imagine when you’ve had a part time job for around 5 weeks and you have to resort to this level of desperation! bleeping hell, I’ve not had a day of sick this year, I’ve just not announced I’ve felt like tit. I just got on with it! When will sick note be off for recovery

 

[Barbie2020]

At least that will up his engagement a bit.

what’s up hun? Etc etc.

 

[cazellie]

Which normal person comes on instagram at 430am to put on their stories Imagine the first thing you think to do when you wake up is to grab your phone and post on social media purely for attention
So either Leo has had him up or his ‘illness’ is going to be worse. Only one show today so hope the poor love is still ok to do whatever he planned for content with Flappy & Leo because there’s definitely a reason they are there.

He’s probably still asleep and the story has been scheduled to post for 4:30am so his followers rush to check he’s ok!

 

[Bobby Orange]

He's always trying to make friends with bigger influencers by commenting on their posts. They literally do not know who he is and those that do, give him a wide berth. The desperation from these two to be a power couple in the influencing world is beyond a joke. Never going to happen. People actually hate him. He's childish, obsessed with himself, condescending, sarcastic and unfunny. No one wants to associate with him. She is a try hard, changing her voice and face to try and fit into the Instagram world. She's looking terrible, piggy little eyes and a jawline like Brad Pitt. She's more masculine than him. Both thick as tit, no wonder Leo is behind.

 

[Nixxs]

just going to leave this here….

There is the sicky we have been waiting for

 

[ChastityDingle]

just going to leave this here….

Quickendale

 

[Nixxs]

Quickendale

Hahaha I didn't even notice that

 

[ThortheDog2022]

Can you imagine when you’ve had a part time job for around 5 weeks and you have to resort to this level of desperation! bleeping hell, I’ve not had a day of sick this year, I’ve just not announced I’ve felt like tit. I just got on with it! When will sick note be off for recovery

So, Jake ‘Quickendale’ pulled a sickie last night, then? I’m going to put the EuroMillions on for tomorrow night since I predicted a sick day on week 4

 

[Robin71]

I always find it interesting that his likes on his photos magically jump up by around 2000 overnight but of course all his followers and likes are genuine! He hasn’t made himself look very good either throwing a sickie when his wife and kid are there

 

[Barbie2020]

You know what, highly bleeping convenient he pulled a sickie when Sophie and Leo were there. Imagine having to tell your instagram you’re feeling “unwell” so it looks more believable when you ring in sick. He is a pathetic little man.

 

[Redtea2]

just going to leave this here….

We all knew it would happen what a prick he does it every time
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So, Jake ‘Quickendale’ pulled a sickie last night, then? I’m going to put the EuroMillions on for tomorrow night since I predicted a sick day on week 4

What’s worst is I bet he was out to eat with Sophie and Leo and if he can duck about in the gym he can do the show !!

 

[ChastityDingle]

I was going to say I wonder if Quickendale had to practise his 'sick voice' before ringing in but then remembered he has plenty of experience with the 'sick voice' from his previous work