They match with their protruding lumps bulging out of their faceIf you ordered a Bond girl from wish, temu or bambi and bear maybe…
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What a picture of health and happiness !
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How does he think this looks good?
Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks
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It’s a bleeping awful picture of them both. He’s only done it to remind everyone they went to the POB and to say about him being unwell since
Still can’t believe she’s only 30 
They are both lumpy & ropey-looking , especially for their agesThey match with their protruding lumps bulging out of their face
Looking 'like a Bond girl'. I've seen better looking corpses.
"Sorry I've been QUITE".
Quite what?
Quite a lying, workshy, sicknote?
Quite a syrup-wearing prick?
Quite an illiterate knobhead?
It's Q U I E T!
Look at his ugly earIf you ordered a Bond girl from wish, temu or bambi and bear maybe…
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What a picture of health and happiness !
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How does he think this looks good?
They are the gift that just keeps on givingWe whipped thru this thread fast
Absolutely screaming at his attempt for the red carpet press pic…. Look like they’re doing the walk of shame after 10 pints, 3 bottles of vino and a bag of the snow
He’s actually hashtagged ‘couple goals’ on that picture Who the duck would look up to either one of them as a goal, let alone the two of them together 
See she’s now making Halloween pastry ghosts
She’s definitely trying to get her Tesco food deal back
Who the duck would look up to either one of them as a goal, let alone the two of them together See she’s now making Halloween pastry ghosts
She’s definitely trying to get her Tesco food deal back 
I've laid out healthier looking cadavers than these two deluded cuntsIf you ordered a Bond girl from wish, temu or bambi and bear maybe…
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What a picture of health and happiness !
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How does he think this looks good?
It is quiet you illiterate twit! Scrawny wankers
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Just seen this comment. So he was at ‘work’ on Friday. Wow flu and a ‘bad’ chest infection and was only off for 1 day and then able to prance about on a stage. I’ll have to message him and ask him how he got over the flu so quickly, when me like most people were bed ridden for over a week with it - stupid bleep
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Hobbit hotel room, that'll feel like home
New thread Fakeys!
Jake Quickenden #85 What's that Spud, John has fallen in the well?!
A huge congratulations to @Bobby Orange for our new thread title put forward by @Livia Fantasy. 😘 We absolutely flew through the last thread and the Fakeys received a Bingo! Yes, he threw a sickie! He miraculously recovered from the 'flu' and a 'chest infection', yeah right Sicknote, 🤡 and...
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