Door Matt better better start the search for a car for Flappy 
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Why is that barber dressed like John Travolta out of Saturday Night Fever and why hasn't he had the syrup trimmed?
Ugly creature.
Ugly creature.
People who share them quotes are people who have a tit life and constantly need to see a quote like that to make them think things are changing
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duck mePlease someone put non of the above in her suggestion boxA weeks food dear god
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7 days of me in my shed selling my second hand shite for £10 on Vinted
7 days of me in my shed ringing every brand to give me free gifts
7 days of pushing Freddie out and feeding Chucky tit all day to keep him silent why I pose in my shed
flaps give it uo you sad cow who wants to see a day of your life damn even you don’t want to see a day in your own tit life
Thanks CrazyHow can you not mention that syrup? It's almost like a small creature has stuck itself to his scalp.
He is bleeping minging!
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Go on any IG anon site. There's quite a few. That's where I lift all mine from!
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Sorry to hear that Jane. Sending love to you and sincerely hope things improve for you. If you need to offload, have a chat in the Fakeys Assemble chat.
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Eurgh he's so full of himselfWhy is that barber dressed like John Travolta out of Saturday Night Fever and why hasn't he had the syrup trimmed?
Ugly creature.
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he's ugly as duck and wtf are all those lumps on his face. You don't need a haircut every week it's a bleeping wig you bleep
. Arggh i bleeping hate him more every day, smug skinny bastard he isWhy does he need a nap, he works for 2 hours a day, ffs what a lazy, lazy bastard he is. Selfish too, what an absolute bleeping bleep
Flaps duck off will you we don't want to see you doing anything on insta. GRWM duck offffffff, your outfits are shite, so is your food. Oldest should come first, and his name is Freddie
Stop pimping out your kids
and get your squidward, sausage lips face out of here.They are both as bad as each other, pair of beggy tramps, his hotel is bargain basement and so is his stupid wife
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Nah, she'll stiff her dad for it. Bet he gets her a better one than the clown car Coco's got....Door Matt better better start the search for a car for Flappy
You are right, he almost fooled me. I have just given myself a slap.
So the stupid cow has sold her sunglasses so now that tosser has decided to purchase a new pair for himself she much be f mad to put with his excessive impulsive buying especially when she is selling everything that’s not nailed down for a few pennies
mad to put with his excessive impulsive buying especially when she is selling everything that’s not nailed down for a few pennies
I'd like the 7 days of insta silence and not hearing her try to say "Guyyyyyyyssss" in her best posh voicePlease someone put non of the above in her suggestion box
Nightmare fuel.
Obviously lost the Glasses Direct collab thenSo the stupid cow has sold her sunglasses so now that tosser has decided to purchase a new pair for himself she much be f
what a prick he is and what a stupid cow she is for putting up with it So he's bought himself a new pair of sunglasses whilst his wife is selling everything that isn't nailed down. I would have told him to get out of that dressing room.
Karma and Klarna is deffo coming for them both….
He buys ugly expensive stuff for attention. Wear normal clothes you freak.
God he's just disgusting
has such a high opinion of himself, what an absolute twitCheeky graze box there, hoping for a deal???Why is that barber dressed like John Travolta out of Saturday Night Fever and why hasn't he had the syrup trimmed?
Ugly creature.
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It’s ridiculous the amount of product placements he’s been slyly doing this week. Maybe it’s time for another report to ASA
Wtf is wrong with his eyes in this. Has he been crying because he's been reading tattle
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I wish someone would approach him when he’s talking like that into his phone like the 100%knob he is, and give him an Almighty punch on that rigor mortis face of his, he needs to give that head a proper wobble if he thinks that anyone has any interest in his mundane stories about his sub average life
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