Jake Quickenden #83 Our Jake, the hardest working man in showbiz! 🤡

[CrazyBaldhead]

A huge congratulations to @Cleopops for our new thread title!

Fakey has started The Full Monty Show now and absolutely loving being away from the old 'ball and chain" and the kids. Meanwhile, Flapz is putting everything up for sale on Vinted and Facebook Marketplace apart from the kitchen sink and the kids!!

Fakey is looking more gaunt and ill by the day and Flapz's nose and feet are looking larger!! We are currently discussing whether Freddie even lives with them anymore.......

A full recap of the last thread can be found in Wiki 3 but we are currently awaiting a page 4 with a small backlog to be added.

Carry on Fakeys!

Previous thread:-

Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile

Congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for thw fab thread title, there’s some Full Monty tickets coming your way! Old thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-81-fakey-is-a-donkey-that-nobody-admired-permanently-injured-and-always-oh-so-tired.41575/ So Fakey is now on tour and has been...

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Fakey's newly discovered supernatural powers and Flapz's humongous plates of meat!

 

[VC10]

 

[Robin71]

Few hours at the gym he will be napping now but don’t forget he is sooooooo hardworking and busy

 

[mollyann]

Those pictures are comedy gold

 

[Turtledove58]

A bunch of dodgy soap dodgers! As for a recap, he’s a wanker, will remain a wanker and always will.

 

[VC10]

 

[mollyann]

Jesus how embarrassing

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Busted Flaps So Freddie is definitely living with his Dad I reckon…. Id say “fight night” may have had something to do with it because it was after that Freddie seems to disappear. Spud who can barely talk spilled the beans that they we’re fighting and “mummy hurt daddy”, “mummy drink daddys drink”, Daddy cry”… that was a lot for Leo to say and poor Freddie looked like he was afraid to move and said nothing and wouldnt look and they were in his awful looking bedroom that a 90 year old man wouldn’t even like!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Busted Flaps So Freddie is definitely living with his Dad I reckon…. Id say “fight night” may have had something to do with it because it was after that Freddie seems to disappear. Spud who can barely talk spilled the beans that they we’re fighting and “mummy hurt daddy”, “mummy drink daddys drink”, Daddy cry”… that was a lot for Leo to say and poor Freddie looked like he was afraid to move and said nothing and wouldnt look and they were in his awful looking bedroom that a 90 year old man wouldn’t even like!

Recap of the video from 24/08/23 where NikNak puts them both in the tit. Considering this is coming from a child that barely speaks, let alone says a sentence, I truly believe that something has happened and Freddie now lives with his dad.

NikNak said "fighting" and not "frightened as Fakey said.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Can you imagine spending your life going into shops to pick stuff up just so you can do some aff links on them at home? Why is she putting ‘ad’ on her story when there’s no way she’s being paid by L’Oréal to advertise their products. I notice she’s reducing her prices on Vinted apart from the Gucci which she’s still selling for more than she paid for it

 

[Lurker111]

He's looking very evenly tanned in them gym photos... but surely somebody that has health anxiety and never gives over about cancer wouldn't do sunbeds would they?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Looks like Flapz has been on another shoplifting spree. Why is she repeating herself and getting out of breath?

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Aww, diddums has a scratch on his beak.

 

[mollyann]

Did you see the sunburn they got in the Maldives @Lurker111Both kids have sun damage and neither give a tit.Think she blocked me on tik tok when I put under her post Leo should not have a tan.Thought the silly cow used other more expensive brands of make up.Is she a shopaholic as her life so dull and boring.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

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I have never seen a scarier set of photos! Baff inducing!

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

He's looking very evenly tanned in them gym photos... but surely somebody that has health anxiety and never gives over about cancer wouldn't do sunbeds would they?

He does sunbeds, he said it a few weeks ago that he was going to do a sunbed. Yes thats right the Sarcoma ambassador does sunbeds!
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Looks like Flapz has been on another shoplifting spree. Why is she repeating herself and getting out of breath?

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Aww, diddums has a scratch on his beak.

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Daddy must have given her money to get her nails done and buy makeup… The makeup looks awful! she actually looks better before

 

[Robin71]

What the hell is that tik tok? Is he meant to be doing a serious duet with someone and he decides to bust out those ridiculous moves? As for his nose it’s a shame he wasn’t knocked clean out using his half naked toddler for insta likes

 

[Redtea2]

Busted Flaps So Freddie is definitely living with his Dad I reckon…. Id say “fight night” may have had something to do with it because it was after that Freddie seems to disappear. Spud who can barely talk spilled the beans that they we’re fighting and “mummy hurt daddy”, “mummy drink daddys drink”, Daddy cry”… that was a lot for Leo to say and poor Freddie looked like he was afraid to move and said nothing and wouldnt look and they were in his awful looking bedroom that a 90 year old man wouldn’t even like!

Definitely and notice since that fight he did the display of effecting at a meal and then again she has been posting loved uo stuff and the flowers he sent her . Must be bad living like that poor kids . You can tell they fight as every time they have a argument they will post in moods then disappear for two days .
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Recap of the video from 24/08/23 where NikNak puts them both in the tit. Considering this is coming from a child that barely speaks, let alone says a sentence, I truly believe that something has happened and Freddie now lives with his dad.

NikNak said "fighting" and not "frightened as Fakey said.

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He definitely posted that to upset and hurt flaps . No doubt he deleted it aswell . Typical behav of somebody narcissistic. Caused a fight and blames her . Prick he is . And I agree leo was not over what happened . Poor boy . And Freddie clearly moved out

 

[Frosty knickers]

Anyone gifting nose jobs cause sir begs a lot needs one

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Anyone gifting nose jobs cause sir begs a lot needs one

So does Squidward.

 

[mollyann]

Nothing to add except how bad does he look