Jake Quickenden #83 Our Jake, the hardest working man in showbiz! 🤡

[Philimena cunk]

‘Fakey and his plus one’

Thread title there

 

[bargainhunt99]

#84 JQ
Their dreams of stardom soon fell apart. Him with his necklace and her like a tart.

 

[Philimena cunk]

So many brilliant possible thread titles bouncing about on here...
Fakey, they only place you'll ever be famous is on here

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

You couldn't make this stuff up!!
Love it.

So what of all the ‘designer’ gowns she is always trying on in her reels? All went back I suppose, hmmmm.
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Yeh the bolt ons look so so bad. Least the flaps are covered.

how much have they wasted in fuel/cost of outfits/parking to turn up late and try and mingle with the z listers.

It seems very weird that such a successful TV presenter/actor hasn’t got any preferential treatment like make up squad and car pick up. Oh wait that’s cos he’s an absolute nobod.

The thing is they are freebie hounds! They could even have gone with a company such as Addison Lee for a comfortable ride there. Of course it would have cost them 100s which they can’t afford.

 

[intheindustry]

You wonder how they actually pay their bills. Beauty products, supplements, pots of jelly aren’t the currency for paying a mortgage or your council tax.

 

[VC10]

You wonder how they actually pay their bills. Beauty products, supplements, pots of jelly aren’t the currency for paying a mortgage or your council tax.

We've said this for ages. They owe rent every month too as it's a part rent/ part buy address...... They are the sort that'll declare themselves bankrupt & write most of the debts off.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

No pictures of them anywhere but made sure he spoke to a journalist last night Even has to mention to them that Flappy has never been before I’m pretty sure he’s only been 2 or 3 times himself

 

[plattyjoobs]

New thread Fakeys

Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks

Perfect new thread title courtesy of @Sarivng2022: Old thread:https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/ Well, what a day it’s been! Jake and Sophie guest went to the Pride of Britain awards and gave the Fakeys an early Christmas present...

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