Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

[Turtledove58]

All I see is dentures! They’re so in love - with themselves

 

[plattyjoobs]

£93 - £15 is £85 according to Zelda and she does his accounts??
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Didn’t Jake say the nursery worker said he was advanced when they had the first parents meeting?? Might be another beggy influencer I’m confused with

Charlotte Dawson tried to say that after one of her SS calls.

 

[JazzFan]

Charlotte Dawson tried to say that after one of her SS calls.

Of course, the other one obsessed with the dead

 

[Robin71]

Oh dear fakey not even 4,000 likes in two hours that’s not what you were expecting looks like more and more people are waking up to what a bellend you are

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

To be honest Adam has been begging and planting stories in the press for years about doing SCD, just like Fakey. He’s not popular on the SCD thread at all. Adam and Fakey are both quite similar imo. I’d imagine the only reason Adam got Strictly was because he works on the BBC and is a more well known face than Fakey.

Damnnnn. Adam will have to deliver on the dance floor or else. @PrincessJeanie

 

[Philimena cunk]

Look at the child actor Lenny Rush, and then at Leo.....

 

[gagzi]

Here it is! The post of spud for maximum engagement! He is absolutely vile! Plus is it just me or is the potato not walking properly there?

Those clothes they put in him swamp him and are awful

 

[bargainhunt99]

What the hell is making him look so old and I'll? It's baffling

 

[OhFFS]

All I see is dentures! They’re so in love - with themselves

Double denim dimwits
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What the hell is making him look so old and I'll? It's baffling

Perhaps he's allergic to work

 

[Robin71]

So when the picture of the spud doesn’t get the likes you go for the full family and he’s even tried to do co ordinating outfits like that other fake witch SSS so he’s getting desperate

 

[gagzi]

The reel she posted, not once does she even look at Fred in that and he looks so awkward and uncomfortable!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So when the picture of the spud doesn’t get the likes you go for the full family and he’s even tried to do co ordinating outfits like that other fake witch SSS so he’s getting desperate

We all called it Just remember as he’s told us many times before, Instagram is fake and he’s not bothered by likes and engagement Not bothered but bought himself another couple of hundred followers today

 

[mollyann]

How many posts todayFfs have a day away from your phone pair of sad desperate idiots.Fred’s forced smile says it all And flaps grow up woman you are becoming unbearable to even look at lately.Everything is so forced and fake the pair of them aren’t kidding anyone they have a happy marriage

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’d love to know the person he thinks he’s destined to be. I’ve a few suggestions but none he’d like
I wonder if he sees this (he will now ) if he tries Angela Scanlons method of getting on SCD for next year

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

What the hell is making him look so old and I'll? It's baffling

In all seriousness it’s scary. You know what? It isn’t just about looking way older than his years. For me it’s the fact that he looks really ill.

 

[bargainhunt99]

In all seriousness it’s scary. You know what? It isn’t just about looking way older than his years. For me it’s the fact that he looks really ill.

He looks worse than Johnny Irwin and the poor man has got cancer

 

[Redtea2]

Oh dear fakey not even 4,000 likes in two hours that’s not what you were expecting looks like more and more people are waking up to what a bellend you are

People with a million followers get around 100k likes minimum
you can tell it’s all bots he has
4K likes ….. people with 20k followers get around that much

soon be talking of the dead it’s only thing gets him likes and attention

 

[PrincessJeanie]

His latest story ‘you’ve got to chase what you want’, ‘no rest for the wicked’ All he’s done the majority of this year is rest. One weeks work and suddenly he thinks he’s the hardest working person in the world. If he’s like this after a week, duck knows what he’s going to be like in a months time If LW is chasing what he wants, his life really is in the shitter.

 

[Redtea2]

His latest story ‘you’ve got to chase what you want’, ‘no rest for the wicked’ All he’s done the majority of this year is rest. One weeks work and suddenly he thinks he’s the hardest working person in the world. If he’s like this after a week, duck knows what he’s going to be like in a months time If LW is chasing what he wants, his life really is in the shitter.

He’s obsessed with LW and Lorraine
nobody will ever let him present on TV he’s to manic and unlikeable
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Wtf happened to her ?. She looks nothing like she did at all

 

[Joon]

Maris has always looked like a sack of tit, it's the way she dresses him, no nice clothes all dull as dishwater, and she parades around in her clothes like she is a model, hasn't got a clue, apart from Freddy who always look nice the whole family are dull with no dress sense..As for the man of the house I really think he needs to go to the doctors and have some tests done, he looks very ill to me!!!...I see guys up the gym, that go every day and they look fit, no weight loss just tasty, he don't eat enough by the looks of it..jmo...