Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

[CrazyBaldhead]

Well, if he thinks this hotel room is great then that just proves his standards are low. What a shithole.

As for getting his thumb checked out again just proves it was on his wanking hand to grip his tiny carrot cock whilst he's away. No woman would touch him with a bleeping bargepole.

Do they ever have sex? I think the answer is very clear. It's a definite NO. She needs a bleeping good seeing to. I hope she has a vibrator!

I would love to know who voted 'he'll complete the full tour - nasty trolls' in the poll. Polly Parrot anyone? bleep.

Any Fakeys in Cheltenham with a sniper gun?

 

[stargirl23]

I don’t think it’s a charity event
Paul just said he was donating all his profit
Jakes said he is giving some but not all

I didn’t mean fully for charity but it’s hardly Anthony Joshua and tyson fury is it

 

[MrsG03]

What's wrong with his thumb? I thought it was his little finger before?!

 

[mollyann]

Is flaps now morphing into twit with the death posts.See she’s over her grief and on overkill with the ads which are actually cringe to see.Going to be interesting to see how much he actually donates to charity or is he just making a pledge like amber heard

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So looking at the poll we now have two people that have infiltrated this thread that are either to do with Fakey or are his ‘fans’. I can imagine him coming on here voting that we’re all ‘nasty trolls’ and thinking he’s got one up on us For him to even come on here to read just shows how pathetic he is and there is not a chance of him completing the full run. I’d stake my house on it

 

[Robin71]

Has a bit of egg and fruit for breakfast and acts like he’s eating like the king sad fucker bet he has Rice Krispies at home

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The start of the thrilling tour content begins…. breakfast and gym - no surprises there then
You can tell he rarely stops anywhere other than travel lodges & premier inns by the way he documents everything when he’s actually stopping at a hotel Egg on toast this morning. Can’t wait to see what he has tomorrow

 

[ChastityDingle]

'Little room' - the hobbit bedroom would fit into it at least twice.

 

[Joon]

Wow how exciting is that view... as for the breakfast, hardly pushing the boat out!. slowly getting like Albert Steptoe..... how many calories will he burn today.....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just seen this post from a few weeks ago on the hotel Instagram grid. Obviously this is a freebie then as they’ve mentioned about being in partnership with him for their giveaway. Lead role though? I’m pretty sure Danny Hatchards is the lead role

 

[Turtledove58]

That moment when you know that your overpriced Ali Express tit won’t sell! Great business woman

 

[PrincessJeanie]

That moment when you know that your overpriced Ali Express tit won’t sell! Great business woman

Also shows how ridiculous her mark up is to be able to offer that sort of discount now

 

[ChastityDingle]

Does any of that stuff sell, I wonder? I have my doubts.

 

[mollyann]

What was the purpose of her story today.Face already made up but trying once again to show what she uses to look as bad as she does.That’s a no from meMaybe she should ask zelda for make up adviceDo any of you remember when she did a make over for pricks wedding was hilarious

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Just seen this post from a few weeks ago on the hotel Instagram grid. Obviously this is a freebie then as they’ve mentioned about being in partnership with him for their giveaway. Lead role though? I’m pretty sure Danny Hatchards is the lead role

Did they change it
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Did they change it

Ignore, it was a different post

 

[Redtea2]

Just seen this post from a few weeks ago on the hotel Instagram grid. Obviously this is a freebie then as they’ve mentioned about being in partnership with him for their giveaway. Lead role though? I’m pretty sure Danny Hatchards is the lead role

I said it would be free
The full Monty will get hotels to gift stays . Especially this time of year when hotels are pretty empty .
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That moment when you know that your overpriced Ali Express tit won’t sell! Great business woman

She be lucky to get the £3 back she paid

 

[Philimena cunk]

That moment when you know that your overpriced Ali Express tit won’t sell! Great business woman

She could have ironed it before showing it. It's horrible.
Nicer, more colourful and cheaper in Primark...

 

[VC10]

Is flaps now morphing into twit with the death posts.See she’s over her grief and on overkill with the ads which are actually cringe to see.Going to be interesting to see how much he actually donates to charity or is he just making a pledge like amber heard

He's gutted he was asked on TV; he had / has no intention of donating a Quid.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Well, if he thinks this hotel room is great then that just proves his standards are low. What a shithole.

As for getting his thumb checked out again just proves it was on his wanking hand to grip his tiny carrot cock whilst he's away. No woman would touch him with a bleeping bargepole.

Do they ever have sex? I think the answer is very clear. It's a definite NO. She needs a bleeping good seeing to. I hope she has a vibrator!

I would love to know who voted 'he'll complete the full tour - nasty trolls' in the poll. Polly Parrot anyone? bleep.

Any Fakeys in Cheltenham with a sniper gun?

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I go to the Ivy in Norwich on a Monday for lunch. Pleb.

 

[Robin71]

So he changed his shorts but is going to rehearsal in the same vest he wore to the gym looks like an 80s reject aswell