When do we ever see her in a pair of deichmann trainers- they will soon be on Vinted. I don’t understand these places who have them to advertise their stuff, she is especially shite at it. So wooden.
Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?
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Still a predictable twit and not remotely funny, unless you’re 15, not 35!
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never she wears those awful “designer” trainers Axel something is it?? she’s always showing them off, I think they are awful looking! As for him in his Deichmann trainers and veiny skinny legs I get old man nursing home vibes lol put him in his Deichmann trainers wearing his Nana’s lilac cardigan and he would fit right in at my grandad’s nursing home!
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I know it’s not like she’ll get paid anymoreHow many times is she going to share the shoe adGo enjoy the day with your kids and dad flaps hopefully he will offer you some sound advice on how to run to the hills.
. The others that have done ads for Deichmann have posted once on their grids and once on their stories weeks ago. I think she repeats all her ads so much trying to make out she’s a good salesperson. Trouble is the minute she opens her mouth or tries to act, that theory falls flat on its face 
Maybe she’s still trying to get them to put her on their actual grid 
Lolllll he photoshopped his left leg so much that it looks demonic
Her advertising voice is just cringe, her lips make speaking hard, her dropping “th” and her desperation to sound professional just makes me laugh. She’s not well educated at all. I’m more likely to buy something from another influencer who actually seems genuine and isn’t a brand slag.
I think she’s desperate to get on the Deichmann hall of fame gridI know it’s not like she’ll get paid anymore
it’s hardly Nike FFS its bleeping Deichmann who the actual duck thinks “oh il get them on the Deichmann website” nobody I know anywayLook everybody I have got actual actor fwends at werk and I can film them. Hi Fakey!
Look at his chicken dipper headLolllll he photoshopped his left leg so much that it looks demonic
He’s even given himself a nose job his beaky bump is gone 🫣 He’s a bleeping gobshite!
So another stage job he’s making a mockery of. Does he and the idiots that employ him not realise the more he videos, the more piss taking of cast members, the more acting like a ten year old the bigger bleep he’s making them all look. Do they still have binoculars in the theatres? They’ll be needed to see he’s cocktail sausage!!
Deichmann was the place I used to go to in 2004 when I needed a pair of cheap heels for a night out and I wasn't bothered if I lost them on the dance floor.I think she’s desperate to get on the Deichmann hall of fame grid
Thats actually a really good idea
They look in the mirror and see posh and Becks.I bet he doesn’t even get paid by them anymore. Probably just send him a few freebies. As for her, I don’t understand what she’s hoping to achieve with her clothes reels. There are so many instahuns doing this and making a much much better job of it, which she must be fully aware of because she follows most of them. I genuinely think like him, when she watches herself back, she sees something totally different to the rest of us
We see Wayne and waynetta....
My lad wouldn't have been seen dead wearing those shoes at school. And my daughter would have destroyed the pair by the end of the first day, the way she dragged her feet and was climbing up trees.I know it’s not like she’ll get paid anymore
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She could French kiss a moose with those lipsLol@ the way she says Deichmann her lips so big she can’t even talk properly
Always with trying to poke and dig at people when he’s sat there dressed like a 14 year old bleeping twit why doesn’t he say right me and Neil here are starring in The Full Monty and here’s where it’s kicking off and where you can get tickets other dates/locations available here blah blah you get the drift oh and as for the way he was barely making that punch bag move this morning I would say Paul has no worries
I think he's a lot like that Essex bleep Mark Wright.I actually think he only likes skinny women. I can imagine he thinks anybody above a size 10 is grossly overweight. I think he has always gone for girls who have had the same body type as his motherChrist Zelda and Flappy even have matching implants
He’d be the type of person if she put on even half a stone, he’d probably have a dig at her for putting on (much needed) weight. Thing is the pair of them being so scrawny looking is doing them no favours in the looks department. They both look haggard and so much older than they actually are.
Bet he was constantly in goodgers ear about the weight, and it certainly looks like he's doing the same with Michelle
And neither of them are bleeping oil paintings, pair of gormless twats ...
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She's fucked off and left him, and Cunty is so stupid he doesn't know why.Why is he sweating all over that carpet
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And what is this shite meant to symbolise??
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The sauna one is probably he can't actually afford to go to one, so he's stinking the house out wit a DIY one
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how the duck he is still in the ‘public’ eye is beyond me. Yep I remember in one of the 1st episodes of TOWIE him slating her for stripping down in a bikini for a spray tan and talking about her being fat and she was half the size then that she is now MK used to be stunning but she’s now going for the waif look as well. You always find it’s the men that are punching are the ones that drip poison into their other halves ears. Fakey was definitely punching when he got with her and MW still is.MW is not far off Fakey in the cringe factor department either 🫣 I think he knows he’s punching with MK so cant see him treating her like he did Goodger , MK would definitely tell him to do one! and…. Spud spilled the beans on Flaps “fighting” back at Fakey now! She’s definitely thinking of how to get out of this and turns to Daddy not for emotional support but financial support because she’s done this before when she broke up with Freddie’s dad she herself said her Dad helped her out with a place so she will do the same at some stage soon but it will be back to business as usual in Colchester later today or tomorrow posting loved up vomit inducing fake crap!Mark Wright
I wonder if flaps looks at herself and thinks wtf is my life.Leo still in nappies and drinks out of a bottle.Her useless husband puts his own needs before anyone.Her mother in law a witch and a enabler of his childish ways.Her family seem decent people she should get her kids and think why do I put up with this tit.No nights out with her friends no spark whatsoever between him and her.Fred hates him and Leo used for likes.Leo so clever can like his dads post amazing at such a young age
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