Jake Quickenden #66 likes to pretend he's absolutely minted, so why is Soph selling stuff on vinted?
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I haven’t a bleeping clue what any of that meant
from the Jack Monroe threads if a personal detail is somewhat identifying (in the paranoid mumsnet way) all because someone couldn’t find the triangulate
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(It’s cycling, they cycle)
All I know Jack is a nutter and I never heard of her until tattle and even her wiki is fucked up
Still though she can’t be as mad as these or equally as insane possibly? What a weirdo getting his hair system cut before the hair and beauty awards? Maybe only the hair system place can only cut the hair and reapply it and they probably don’t open on Sundays. He’s going to look so out of place at the Hair and beauty awards. The salon I go to when I’m in Dublin one of the male stylists is bald and the amount of slagging he gets but he doesn’t care and slags himself
aswell
he would never consider a hair system, I don’t even think he knows such a service exists tbh and that’s his field and that’s how unbothered he is. Fakey is so vain but he’s like lego (in bits) so I don’t know why he’s so vain and WTF is he even doing at theses hair and beauty awards? @PrincessJeanie did you say he was at them last year aswell???
Aww ..I can just picture beaky standing in front of that adjusting the merkin and putting his slap on....Size of that toiletpace
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Jack monroe is a certifiable loon. Is she still obsessed with Cotswold sideboards???I haven’t a bleeping clue what any of that meant
What a weirdo getting his hair system cut before the hair and beauty awards? Maybe only the hair system place can only cut the hair and reapply it and they probably don’t open on Sundays. He’s going to look so out of place at the Hair and beauty awards. The salon I go to when I’m in Dublin one of the male stylists is bald and the amount of slagging he gets but he doesn’t care and slags himself
aswell
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Try gorilla glue, Fake, do the job
Today’s drama is AMAZING.
Found something out this morning, so Instagram are trying hard to get rid of bots and bought followers…. You no sometimes you’ll see these head wannabes losing followers that’s because people are reporting them as spam and insta are shutting them down. I urge everyone; if you see posts from these pricks or anyone else for that matter with comments like “ I’m paying £5000 to the next 5 people who like, or these porn accounts that post comments, report them as spam. It’s a ball ache I know but I love to see what little money they have just going to waste
Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t they have another bathroom ?Size of that toilet
to have another bathroom in the loft you would at least want luxury and that is cheap …. Why would you have a extra bathroom but have it cheaply done and not even a decent bath ….. the bath is tiny you wouldn’t even be able to lie down comfy in it
Off I go to report for spamFound something out this morning, so Instagram are trying hard to get rid of bots and bought followers…. You no sometimes you’ll see these head wannabes losing followers that’s because people are reporting them as spam and insta are shutting them down. I urge everyone; if you see posts from these pricks or anyone else for that matter with comments like “ I’m paying £5000 to the next 5 people who like, or these porn accounts that post comments, report them as spam. It’s a ball ache I know but I love to see what little money they have just going to waste
Number 64722.
Make a note Fakeys!!
Make a note Fakeys!!
Not me. I’d be surprised if he’s done them before. He rarely gets asked back to do anything more than onceI haven’t a bleeping clue what any of that meant
What a weirdo getting his hair system cut before the hair and beauty awards? Maybe only the hair system place can only cut the hair and reapply it and they probably don’t open on Sundays. He’s going to look so out of place at the Hair and beauty awards. The salon I go to when I’m in Dublin one of the male stylists is bald and the amount of slagging he gets but he doesn’t care and slags himself
aswell
well apart from competition giveaways 
Don’t you know he’s a style king……more like premium Bellend.What’s the point of wearing a hat if you’re going to fold it over numerous times so it doesn’t even cover your head
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He really is an attention seeking twit and bloody ignorant with it. Running a marathon and he ain’t got a bleeping clueNumber 64722.
Make a note Fakeys!!
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Not the forestry girls living the life flappy wants ah well sophie can’t get any work it seems
also how come sophie copy’s everything the forestry girls do and wear …. Obviously Sophie looks tit but still
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Mean fogarty but won’t let me edit
also how come sophie copy’s everything the forestry girls do and wear …. Obviously Sophie looks tit but still
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Mean fogarty but won’t let me edit
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So no work again so far this week apart from a couple of radio/online interviews. Monday I still think he was in London for his costume fitting. Nothing yesterday then pissing about getting his number and seeking attention in London today. Still think they’ll try and beg to get him a 5 min slot on daytime TV to talk about the marathon tomorrow or Friday. Thing is there are a lot of celebs higher up the scale (that’s not hard 
) also running it. If he gets on anywhere it’s purely because he’s the cheapest to hire
) also running it. If he gets on anywhere it’s purely because he’s the cheapest to hire so wierd how he looks around hoping somebody will notice himNumber 64722.
Make a note Fakeys!!
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nobody gives a tit about him plus be lots more actual celebs running it …. He really thinks he’s a celebrity doesn’t he how sad Flaps is obsessed with them! I mean she is the same age as them but looks much older and if she didn’t duck up on CGD she could maybe have tried Love Island and who knowsNot the forestry girls living the life flappy wants ah well sophie can’t get any work it seems
also how come sophie copy’s everything the forestry girls do and wear …. Obviously Sophie looks tit but still
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Mean fogarty but won’t let me edit
But duck me she has ruined her looks ,her life being married to that dick head and flogging skin creams and banging out aff links, at this stage she might aswell start hosting Anne Summers and Tupperware parties She will never be like the Fogarty girls.
Where’s the freestanding bath?Size of that toilet
His rug sticking out of that tit hat and his head is that long and his ears so far down that glasses dont sit on his ears. . He looks absolutely pathetic. As for looking around to see if anyone is watching him. He's like a attention seeking little kid. It's painful to watch. He just wants the limelight constantly and everyone to like him but he's a knobhead and no one likes him and people will walk past and say look at that baldy loser wanting attention. Just had a vision of someone washing the dishes with his new syrup if anyone can bring that to life @CrazyBaldhead . Jake attatctched to the syrup ofcourse
. He looks absolutely pathetic. As for looking around to see if anyone is watching him. He's like a attention seeking little kid. It's painful to watch. He just wants the limelight constantly and everyone to like him but he's a knobhead and no one likes him and people will walk past and say look at that baldy loser wanting attention. Just had a vision of someone washing the dishes with his new syrup if anyone can bring that to life @CrazyBaldhead . Jake attatctched to the syrup ofcourse- Status