Jake Quickenden #66 likes to pretend he's absolutely minted, so why is Soph selling stuff on vinted?

[Thatbird71]

Warrior? I could smack her into next year stupid bitch! There's a man running with an artificial leg , there's blind people running, a lady with terminal brain cancer they are warriors not your prick of a husband who has done absolutely fuck all with his life and never achieved anything and is going to walk a bit to get his face on tv

 

[Greta22]

Adele Roberts has just finished in 3.30. This time last year she was having chemo for bowel cancel, incredible achievement

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Bit blustery out here today Flapz 'ent it?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Maybe if he hadn’t stopped to get his parrot set up face on tv he would have finished quicker.Flaps be curling her hair he’s supposed to be playing with Leo is it not at nursery today.Never known a man moan so much and saying he got the grow up you idiot.

I saw a guy just behind Adele Robert’s who finished well under 4 hours. The bloke had 2 prosthetic legs. Those are the real heroes running. Not a Bellend like Prickenden.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

2:10pm:

Hi goyyyyys, am feeling a bit peckish so I’m gonna ask what all yorrrr fave snacks are xoxox

2:20pm:

OMG goyyys you’re all so gr8, I had some beef hula hoops like they’re so good

2:30pm:

SO MANY of you have been asking where I got beef hula hoops today! You can get them at thefuckingcoop.com/sophiechurch/netslash/hoops #ad

 

[Joon]

Some woman has just said ...well done for running as a sanitary towel.....

 

[Sarivng2022]

#67 Nik nak shat his pants, Fakey is a bone. Bet Flapz wished she'd stayed at home.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Please donate below to Jake's chosen charity for this marathon...

[email protected]

 

[ChloBo_81]

Fakeys, can we just take a moment to acknowledge the fact that I am now a VIP!

In view of this status, I fully expect the offers for Strictly and I'm a Celeb to roll in any minute. Maybe I'd even be eligible for a spin on the Motatos bike?!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion: #67

Oh dear Fakey, you do make us howl! You're doing the Marathon resembling a sanitary towel!

 

[plattyjoobs]

Everything in his whole life is about performing for social media. You can tell, like any narrative he uses, he’s going to milk the marathon to death. It’s like he’s the only person to have ever run one He’s so smug he finished it and so delusional he thinks he’s now going to get inundated with ‘work’ offers. I won’t be holding my breath

Fakey waiting for the offers to roll in:

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

How sad that Fakey feels he has to get one up on Tattle & hide his training. Surely you'd document your training to raise awareness & more donations to his charity. But no, he feels he's had a sneeky upper hand & control over Tattle. WRONG Fakey. You'll never get the upper hand over us Tattlers!

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Jake Slowenden

 

[Livia Fantasy]

 

[Thatbird71]

Anyone starting to think he's going to pull out with the stomach bug excuse? Plus why is Dopey letting sad sack wreck the kitchen like that? Tell him no ffs!

 

[Livia Fantasy]

To bastardise this a bit:
#67 is it a penis, is it a bone? No it's a cock who can't stay off his phone

Is it a bone, is it a nob? Always the phone, never a job.

 

[Barbie2020]

She’s a strange one that Polly! Surely it should just be about charity not how much exposure he’s getting. Stop trying to make Jake Quickenden happen.

 

[intheindustry]

I’ve done a room overhaul, bought new bed, mattress, bedside tables, lamps, blinds….paid for myself, their begging is disgraceful, bet they wouldn’t go and stand outside a shop with a cap and beg for money but it’s ok to do it online.

 

[plattyjoobs]

BIB - Could this be a future thread title please!

#67 thinks he looks strapping, in reality he has a face that needs slapping