FFS Jake put it away, I’ve never seen anyone so obsessed with parading themselves with no clothes. He’s grim
I think he knows full well, it was all put on for content. Urgh! He’s a bleep of the highest order!
He’s jobless so has all the time in the world to train. The real heroes are those training and also have proper full time jobs and families to look after. Sophie does most of the family stuff so he has no excuses not to train for the marathon to the max!he’s absolutely 100% lying! He’s been training and not documented this as he want to come across as a super hero in a bone costume! As a former runner, you cannot achieve on minimal amount of trainingwhat a super twit
Parading his tiny carrot. We should thank our lucky stars it’s beyond micro or he would be showing it all the time. All he does is show his silly stank ass which he believes is attractive. Ewwwww.FFS Jake put it away, I’ve never seen anyone so obsessed with parading themselves with no clothes. He’s grim
BIB - absolutely.The bleeping cap on backwards
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Thy are vile. They know videos like that get more views from a certain type of people. Anyying
they are vile. They know videos like that get more engagement from a certain type of people. Anything for more engagement. Even if it means endangering their child by exposing him to certain typee of sick individuals. They are horrid. Also the new video of slowenden. He is so happy that his kid can say dad and can actually laugh. It must be a very rare event. He's iver two years of age baldy and you're buzzing that he can say two words.
.What really pisses me off is the fact that he has that smug face which says look at me, ain’t I hot. In reality he has a face which needs constant slapping.
BIB - Could this be a future thread title please!
I'm exactly the same. Used to be a regular on here but the talia thread is just insane. I dont even really watch his stories any more they are that crapHellooo! Not been on here for ages!! Took a break from this thread as they are soooo boringggg🥱 good to see nothing has changed. Plus the Talia and Aaron thread is keeping me busy as it moves so quick these days! As you were
Edit to add…I meant Fakey is boring.. not you guys
Yep
tickling a toddler lieing down while drinking a full 8oz bottle of milk great idea 
Its common sense that they will most likely get sick you don’t need to be a parent to know this, what an absolute gobshite!
first I thought it was oat milk or almond milk like she drinks (no offence to any vegetarians , just her) because of the colour of the milk in the bottle was yellow
So they do put the bottles in the dishwasher, that is disgusting actually think few thread’s back they were seen in the dishwasher 
The only positive thing I will say is thank god they don’t put the bottle teat in the dishwasher. Id still sterilise everything because that house is filthyHe’ll be trying to get a TV appearance and countless interviews out of this while it airs. 9 years ago and he’s still trying to use it to be relevant
Good thing is the fact it’s prerecorded they don’t need despardos like him on because the actual cast will be available 
as for it being better if he was on it and how he’d love to do it if the concept takes off how insulting to the people chosen plus why the duck would they ever pick him when there are so many more likeable better known people that have done the show. Also notice how he says he’d like Jimmy Bullard, Stacey Solomon and Kerry Katona on it. He’s such a lick arse Jimmy BullardHe’ll be trying to get a TV appearance and countless interviews out of this while it airs. 9 years ago and he’s still trying to use it to be relevant
STFU Fakey! Jimmy never liked you and never will. He had the same “Becky & Neil” cry face on when Jimmy was ripping him a new one in the jungle 
What a wimp
That’s what happens when the rot inside seeps out. He’s vile and it is definitely now showing on his face. For years he was able to hide it with his cheeky chappie act.
If he was likeable he would of been chosen for this jungle ...does he not think why wasn't I asked, but then again if Gemma Collins hadn't left he wouldn't of done the first one either.....sad git....
