Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

[Joon]

Freddie looks like he's holding my weed grinder!

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Yeah nice one Flapz, you just let him skateboard in a shop near the breakables!

I would have kicked them out!

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witch be trippin'!

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Weed Grinder . Yes I can smell it .

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

“I’ll share what we got later on my stories”, er, honestly? Can you just not?! No one NO ONE is even remotely interested in what you have just bought! Ffs!

She’s got find the aff links first

 

[IamMyaJ]

@CrazyBaldhead

 

[PrincessJeanie]

That’s 5 minutes of my life I won’t get back watching her shopping hauls from today I’ll put money on it that she’ll say people wanted her to link the H&M bits so she can get her daily aff links in and she’s sharing her reel from yesterday yet again.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Polly is pecking round Pricey today...

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Talking about the size of his carrot cock again!

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She just looks desperate. It could be because the debt collectors are almost at the door.

 

[Thatbird71]

He really is a massive wanker constantly buying himself new clothes while his wife is shopping for the kids from the cheapy shops bet the suit he bought especially for one evening didn't come from Primark guarantee aswell he went home today and went to bed as he was up soooo early then it will be off to the gym and home once the kids are in bed to a meal cooked by Dopey

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He really is a massive wanker constantly buying himself new clothes while his wife is shopping for the kids from the cheapy shops bet the suit he bought especially for one evening didn't come from Primark guarantee aswell he went home today and went to bed as he was up soooo early then it will be off to the gym and home once the kids are in bed to a meal cooked by Dopey

He is but then so is she. She may have bought Primark for herself today but then next breath she’s showing off £200 sweatshirts and £900 trainers. They’ll both always put their needs for materialistic things before anything or anyone. You only need to look at how grotty their house is to see that

 

[riddleme89]

Freddie looks like he's holding my weed grinder!

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Yeah nice one Flapz, you just let him skateboard in a shop near the breakables!

I would have kicked them out!

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witch be trippin'!

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Didn’t buy him much l… my sons same age as Freddie and he likes jd and all the clothes the kids wear at school . Definitely child maintenance day
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He is but then so is she. She may have bought Primark for herself today but then next breath she’s showing off £200 sweatshirts and £900 trainers. They’ll both always put their needs for materialistic things before anything or anyone. You only need to look at how grotty their house is to see that

To be fair the little designer they do show off is all what they have had years . Most of it fake aswell

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just seen Greg Shepherds stories from yesterday. Staying at exactly the same resort as F&F did and like with Sam & Zara the differences between their stays are huge. Can anyone spot the difference just between these photos I’ll give you a clue One are wearing life jackets and actually moving. The others have no life jackets on and are sitting on it purely for a photo. Also never noticed it before but it looks like he actually took his Gucci backpack on the jet ski with him

 

[Philimena cunk]

Just seen Greg Shepherds stories from yesterday. Staying at exactly the same resort as F&F did and like with Sam & Zara the differences between their stays are huge. Can anyone spot the difference just between these photos I’ll give you a clue One are wearing life jackets and actually moving. The others have no life jackets on and are sitting on it purely for a photo. Also never noticed it before but it looks like he actually took his Gucci backpack on the jet ski with him

He really is a thick deluded bleep.
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I just did a quick search of Freddie’s dad and found this…….Sophie was so pretty. Imagine paying all that money to have things done to your face and you go from looking like that to looking like Lord Farquad/Quagmire/a bloke. As for that wanker she’s married to it’s quite obvious he has completely sucked the life out of her. I don’t feel sorry for her though, you make your bed, you lie in it.

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Also how much do him and Fred look alike?!

He's got gorgeous eyes

 

[Cleopops]

Freddie looks like he's holding my weed grinder!

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Yeah nice one Flapz, you just let him skateboard in a shop near the breakables!

I would have kicked them out!

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witch be trippin'!

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Bellend 90% of your auditions come to nothing as well, keep that little phrase in your head you cretinous pillock

 

[mollyann]

What a total creep can’t even pretend to play with the kids god he’s such a prize prick.

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

What a idiot sunglasses at 6.30am and no wonder he’s not back on Twitter as can see him talking about the marathon this week on tv.View attachment 2106311

OOOOOH, so Peacock saw the replies about Peacocks. What a bleeping dose!

 

[mousey]

Sitting in just your pants with your kid on your lap is WEIRD!! Put some clothes on!!!

 

[Joon]

Just seen Greg Shepherds stories from yesterday. Staying at exactly the same resort as F&F did and like with Sam & Zara the differences between their stays are huge. Can anyone spot the difference just between these photos I’ll give you a clue One are wearing life jackets and actually moving. The others have no life jackets on and are sitting on it purely for a photo. Also never noticed it before but it looks like he actually took his Gucci backpack on the jet ski with him

That backpack was probably carrying the stolen food off the breakfast buffet .

 

[ChloBo_81]

Great to catch up on this thread with you Fakeys! Having a minute's breather from the Talia and Aaron thread- such a different vibe over here!

I see some of you are over there too It can get quite savage on that thread so it's always nice to come back and catch up on the rinse and repeat of this skint, jobless, donkey-toothed knobhead

PS: Sorry to derail!

 

[stargirl23]

Great to catch up on this thread with you Fakeys! Having a minute's breather from the Talia and Aaron thread- such a different vibe over here!

I see some of you are over there too It can get quite savage on that thread so it's always nice to come back and catch up on the rinse and repeat of this skint, jobless, donkey-toothed knobhead

PS: Sorry to derail!

It’s been crazy on there this weekend glad to be back at home with my fakeys

Also Jake pls put clothes on fed up of seeing your moobs

 

[ChloBo_81]

It’s been crazy on there this weekend glad to be back at home with my fakeys

Also Jake pls put clothes on fed up of seeing your moobs

Definitely at home in our safe space here!

 

[Heneghs]

Great to catch up on this thread with you Fakeys! Having a minute's breather from the Talia and Aaron thread- such a different vibe over here!

I see some of you are over there too It can get quite savage on that thread so it's always nice to come back and catch up on the rinse and repeat of this skint, jobless, donkey-toothed knobhead

PS: Sorry to derail!

She’s a bad egg, I can only dip in and out of that thread, as it pains me to see her not give a duck about Oakley