Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

[Bobby Orange]

He's gonna get out of that plunge tub at some point and realise he's left something behind.

 

[Hayze2384]

It's definitely more accurate now!

Before it's edited

 

[Vanilla Ice]

My name is fakey and I piss on the floor
Mummy’s said it’s ok don’t do it anymore
I Should be at home with the kids and the wife
But all she does is give me some strife
My anxiety seems to come and go
It’s whenever I get work don’t you know
My Polly pleads everyday for more t.v work
But then they see my insta page and think I’m a berk
I’m only like this as I have nothing to do
My only job daily is having a poo
So everyone you can see my plight
I will keep playing Ra Ra every night
My misses is always pretending she is posh
That’s why I need to bring home the dosh
She tries every day to sell on Vinted
It’s only pennies and we will never be minted
A new day is dawning and another new day
Someone on the phone I hear you say
Blimey it’s another comp just for today
Whatever it is I’ll take it if I may
It’s my excuse to stay away
I will be at the YMCA if you pay
I love my kids and don’t forget the wife
I’m doing it for them for a much better life
Marathon man yes I’m in the zone
What fucking idiot decided on a bone
I will look like a pratt and everyone will laugh
I’d better get back in my nice warm ice bath
Watch this space as he is all but done
I Hope is mummy is there wiping his bum
Finish or not I’m sure we will know
Lots of stories on his go-pro
For us lucky tattlers we might need to sit down
Whilst reading the stories from this old clown

Hope you all had a lovely Easter everyone and bye for now

 

[IamMyaJ]

Fuck me even su is trying to make some money

 

[Philimena cunk]

Ahoy fakeys, that was an eventful lunch..

Thankfully my son isn't knocked up, but him and his partner have bought me a holiday

10 days walking around Italy in June ., As a thank you for helping them get on the property ladder. When he cam home from university, we didn't ask him to pay rent, but he did loads of stuff for us, and our neighbours.
Same with his lovely lass, she did the same.
Now they're in their little dream home, and they said they're thanking both sets of parents for their support.
Mr Cunk isn't coming, it's not his thing, but he reckons his holiday is when I fuck off!!!!

Still on cloud 9

How's Cunty been, same old rinse and repeat?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The seam on that syrup!!

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Recommendations for a mop eh Flapz?

I tell ya what Flapz, get a wooden pole and stick your husband's syrup on it!

Job done!

 

[mousey]

Every parent thinks their kid is cute and should be a model, and in almost every case, the outside world disagrees.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Nanny QVC woke up to (bad) breath on her face & a wolf staring at her. Must've been Fakey returning for bitty.

 

[Bobby Orange]

Sneak peek of their spare room.

 

[IamMyaJ]

Flaps, how big is your gay husbands penis….

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Playing dress up again. I thought that black and white dress reminded me of something?

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[Hayze2384]

Can somebody put in Professional Grief Thief for 10+ years monetising the dead!
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She may as well be single!!

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Put a fucking top on ffs.

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Thy will be done!

 

[Damocles]

Thread suggestion

#66 likes to pretend he's absolutely minted, so why is soph selling stuff on vinted?

 

[riddleme89]

Dead
Aww he kept that silent singing at a campsite in Devon.....

 

[Philimena cunk]

Ooh look at Jakey . I'm getting in practice for Italy.
This is what you do when you've worked all your life ...

 

[mollyann]

Let’s play spot the difference just for you joon

 

[Mizay]

I speak for the people of Lakeside.
WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE FAKEY!!
Plus I don't think they realise they actually have to pay to go to Nickelodeon world.
Must have sold some old gifted shit on Vinted.

He's such a cock!!
My friend contacted the twat earlier this year as a 14 year old girl local died suddenly school during sports lesson.
She didn't ask for money just for him to promote the gofund me page for the girl's mother/funeral cost. She did to several other Instagramers who promoted it and donated but ...... HE LEFT HER ON READ!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why is Leo suddenly wearing jewellery? I hate seeing necklaces (well any jewellery if I’m honest) on toddlers. So dangerous as so easy to catch on something Honestly I really hope they never have a daughter cos I hate to think what they’d dress a little girl in

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just seen his story on the Marathon. What a dickhead. So he’s basically saying as long as you think you can run 26 miles you can . I’m telling you straight there’s absolutely no way I could run 26 miles by using the power of my mind or anything else He’s now over £5,000 on his go fund me page. Imagine if he’d bothered to promote it properly how much nearer his target he’d be Funny how he’s happy telling everyone that he’s wearing a huge costume for the marathon but doesn’t ever mention he’s been wearing a huge costume at Butlins for a while now I bet Polly is working frantically BTS for either a LW or Lorraine appearance this week to speak about the marathon and his brother

 

[VC10]

Why's he always in that fucking barrel?

It needs rolling, with him in it.











Down the A1(M).