Jake Quickenden #41 Jake has got a very small willy. Will he get a real job? Don't be silly!

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I’m finally caught up! These threads don’t half move fast…. But I feel like I have to read it all cos it’s just so funny 😂😂😂 Sophie Quickenden’s husband as tragic as ever I see
 
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they will copy Danielle today or tomorrow and do a photoshoot at a pumpkin patch with gormless Leo sat on a pumpkin 😂😂
 
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they will copy Danielle today or tomorrow and do a photoshoot at a pumpkin patch with gormless Leo sat on a pumpkin 😂😂
Just what I was thinking they are up early and Leo looks like he’s ready to go out (with really awful hair mind)
 
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Just what I was thinking they are up early and Leo looks like he’s ready to go out (with really awful hair mind)
You do know that we have to split the bingo win three ways as ah hem er I said this and posted a pic for of DFW and RE and cutie MFW pumpkin picking, they had Mason in the wheelbarrow, lovely pictures x @Philimena cunk said they would need one just for Leo 😂 This should be good I couldn’t believe they didn’t this already I really think she will have to get pumpkin picking pics so 🤞 (with really awful hair mind) 🤣🤣
 
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FGS get this kid's hair trimmed. Up and out early by the looks of it. Pumpkin patch today I reckon although as always, they're a bit late to the party
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Putting up a post about paternity leave rights and commenting on the cost of childcare and nursery nurses' pay.

Two different things you vacuous twit. You dump NikNak in childcare to swan around acting like cunts for TikTok etc. For Paternity Leave, you actually have to have a job. You both don't! 🤡🤡
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Do I smell an 'undeclared #ad' @PrincessJeanie ?? 🤔👍
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I think its more than overdue that this child was checked out by a doctor. The vacancy, the posture and he seems to have trouble supporting his head. Can't they not see this? Something's wrong. 😒
 
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FGS get this kid's hair trimmed. Up and out early by the looks of it. Pumpkin patch today I reckon although as always, they're a bit late to the party
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Already A LOT bigger then daddies lil maggot tail 😂

Do I smell an 'undeclared #ad' @PrincessJeanie ?? 🤔👍
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I think its more than overdue that this child was checked out by a doctor. The vacancy, the posture and he seems to have trouble supporting his head. Can't they not see this? Something's wrong. 😒
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Also I think it’s “dead” disrespectful of fakey to dress up as a zombie Dale winton.
 
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Wasn't this the mate he did the make-up for which actually looks passable? Imagine spending money on all that OTT zombie make-up just for a house party with a handful of people? The party looked so tit anyway. Christ knows how early they must've left to be at home and doing stories by 12'ish?
What a knob.
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Already A LOT bigger then daddies lil maggot tail 😂




Also I think it’s “dead” disrespectful of fakey to dress up as a zombie Dale winton.
Aww, I used to love Dale Winton. Very sad he passed away. 😢
 
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Putting up a post about paternity leave rights and commenting on the cost of childcare and nursery nurses' pay.

Two different things you vacuous twit. You dump NikNak in childcare to swan around acting like cunts for TikTok etc. For Paternity Leave, you actually have to have a job. You both don't! 🤡🤡
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Is he going to go and March the head…I doubt it very much. He’s full of it until he has to do sumthing,needs to give his head a wobble,
Nanny qvc not right in the head either, luves her life thru the soaps. Sad or what!

Is he going to go and March the head…I doubt it very much. He’s full of it until he has to do sumthing,needs to give his head a wobble,
Nanny qvc not right in the head either, luves her life thru the soaps. Sad or what!
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Wasn't this the mate he did the make-up for which actually looks passable? Imagine spending money on all that OTT zombie make-up just for a house party with a handful of people? The party looked so tit anyway. Christ knows how early they must've left to be at home and doing stories by 12'ish?
What a knob.
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The whole making a major effort with elaborate makeup etc is something a lot of celebs do. I mean jakes so humble and he doesn’t see himself as a celeb sooo…
 
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Is he going to go and March the head…I doubt it very much. He’s full of it until he has to do sumthing,needs to give his head a wobble,
Nanny qvc not right in the head either, luves her life thru the soaps. Sad or what!


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No, he won't march because it won't benefit him. He can't even get his post right confusing paternity pay with bloody childcare. He is so thick it's actually embarrassing! 🤣
 
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Wasn't this the mate he did the make-up for which actually looks passable? Imagine spending money on all that OTT zombie make-up just for a house party with a handful of people? The party looked so tit anyway. Christ knows how early they must've left to be at home and doing stories by 12'ish?
What a knob.
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Aww, I used to love Dale Winton. Very sad he passed away. 😢
Loved Dale xxx Supermarket Sweep was the best with Dale. They should have left it be, Sorry Rylan it’s not you, its iconic and its because of Dale. Awww he really went to soon❤
Yes that’s his mate who’s make up he apparently done but It looks ok there, I thought it looked shitter whan fake first posted it but it looks ok there? somebody else must have done it aswell because it looks better there.
 
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You do know that we have to split the bingo win three ways as ah hem er I said this and posted a pic for of DFW and RE and cutie MFW pumpkin picking, they had Mason in the wheelbarrow, lovely pictures x @Philimena cunk said they would need one just for Leo 😂 This should be good I couldn’t believe they didn’t this already I really think she will have to get pumpkin picking pics so 🤞 (with really awful hair mind) 🤣🤣
I'd piss myself if the film themselves picking one at Tesco's......
 
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