FFS, he’s making me feel sorry for her tonight.
Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch
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A tenner says he's got no socks on! Wonder if the Gucci loafers are making an appearance?
Gotta get your money's worth, mate!*
* copyright Jake Quickenden, Dubai 2022
Gotta get your money's worth, mate!*
* copyright Jake Quickenden, Dubai 2022
Doesn’t Harry wear nail varnish
what a sad bleep he is 
I thought Halloween was at the end of the month 
She’s a div but he’s the absolute pits. He talks to her like he really hates her!
I would laugh so hard if they refused him entry but flaps went in anyways. Her GBF needs to run out of that closet around about now, what a friggin mess
And this is how you do a BLACK TIE event... oh pleasasssseee let them bump into each other
Also, shame doph didn't choose the black strapless number just like our DF #singlewhitefemale
Also, shame doph didn't choose the black strapless number just like our DF #singlewhitefemale
I'm calling fakey bingo....
He's put THAT suit and no tie on to be stopped and refused entry. Argy bargy, she gets in.
Loads of photos, sidebar of shame, and this morning comments about it.
Publicity, darling, publicity....
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Jake Quickenden #40.....in off the pink ...
He's put THAT suit and no tie on to be stopped and refused entry. Argy bargy, she gets in.
Loads of photos, sidebar of shame, and this morning comments about it.
Publicity, darling, publicity....
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Jake Quickenden #40.....in off the pink ...
Definitely chanelling Harry Styles. Difference is, HS' pink suit was Gucci.
I can't bleeping abide men mincing about in nail varnish and women's clothes at all but HS is in his twenties, not a haggard married man in his mid 30's with a family. Bet Fred will get the piss taken out of him something rotten at school for his stepdad parading around like this, more so than he does already anyway.
I haven't felt this much embarassment for him since he was humping the beach earlier this year to that Lizzo song.
I can't bleeping abide men mincing about in nail varnish and women's clothes at all but HS is in his twenties, not a haggard married man in his mid 30's with a family. Bet Fred will get the piss taken out of him something rotten at school for his stepdad parading around like this, more so than he does already anyway.
I haven't felt this much embarassment for him since he was humping the beach earlier this year to that Lizzo song.
Oh my bleeping god
what an absolute bleep he looks, that suit is
It's a posh event you wanker, get a black tux on! He is definitely aiming to be in the DM sidebar of shame with that getup on
what an absolute bleep he looks, that suit is It's a posh event you wanker, get a black tux on! He is definitely aiming to be in the DM sidebar of shame with that getup on
what an utterly sad wanker! He’s trying way to hard to be edgy! Let’s hope he gets ripped apart on the side bar of shame
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Do Fake Bake get them decent seats in the stalls or will they be allocated the basic ones in the balcony or something? Yes, they've provided tickets, a hotel and am MUA/hairdresser, but what are they going to do in between? Try crawling up to actual celebs all night? Will they even be invited to any after parties? They'll look stupid pretending to be important.
Ohh dearDoesn’t Harry wear nail varnish
he’s far too old for that get up- worst fessed z lister at event in the cheap seatsThose glasses are so ill fitting and unflattering, and the bloody earring is hideous!
They normally have a box up at the top of the arena. They won’t be on the main floor of the arena where all the proper celebs are and I’m not even sure if they all go to the same afterparty? He’ll find an excuse to go wandering hoping to bump into an actual celeb he can get a selfie withDo Fake Bake get them decent seats in the stalls or will they be allocated the basic ones in the balcony or something? Yes, they've provided tickets, a hotel and am MUA/hairdresser, but what are they going to do in between? Try crawling up to actual celebs all night? Will they even be invited to any after parties? They'll look stupid pretending to be important.
So that box is for the other people FB has given tickets to, then? Oh yeh, he'll get in the main after-party, pretending to join someone else, unless the bouncers don't recognise him or just won't let him in as he's not actually been invited by the NTA people, just though a tanning company.They normally have a box up at the top of the arena. They won’t be on the main floor of the arena where all the proper celebs are and I’m not even sure if they all go to the same afterparty? He’ll find an excuse to go wandering hoping to bump into an actual celeb he can get a selfie with
Jake's NTA look ...
I thought that ..he's so bleeping stupid he doesn't realise we were taking the piss .....Love the fact lots of us voted the pink to take the piss and pound shop stars in your eyes George Micheal bleeping wore it haha.Love George so shouldn’t put that bleep in the same sentence.He looks a total twit and I’m loving it
Sum of those dresses were questionable #trailertrash hope she does stick with the black one. Not the pink monstrosity- she just talks weirdly, mouth moves than what she says. Socially awkward as well. Tbh who wudnt be with that idiot taking the limelight. Will dine out on this for days, he will think he’s made it to the big time. #AsIf
He will be pushing thru to the queue jumping Holly & Phil to say
& the security ppl pushing him back. He’s such a loser-
He will be pushing thru to the queue jumping Holly & Phil to say
& the security ppl pushing him back. He’s such a loser-
Haha he will get dragged on the side bar of shame if he makes it to that level of fameHe’s only wearing the bleeping pink suit with no shirt underneath by the looks of it
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