Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

[Jac In The Box]

Well done to our @Lucyxxxx for another brilliant thread title We are not worthy

Recap

Unemployed Fake is having a meltdown, being his usual passive aggressive self & attacking anyone who he perceives is having a dig It’s all bantz mate, no need to lose your head Him & flappy constantly having sly digs about comments made to them, see if they’re still smart arses when the followers have deserted them & they’re signing on DWP Colchester will have their work cut out for them when he lists all his previous jobs seeing as he’s such a hard worker Since returning from Dubai their showing of forgotten Fred has gone into overdrive but yet they did nothing wrong Fake is holding a live with the Speakmans to discuss health anxiety, seeing as he’s such a fountain of knowledge due to it being one of his many ailments Still his usual desperate, beggy self He will use any means to avoid getting a real job. Buckle up fakeys because I think their red carpet appearance tonight at the NTA’s & the live tomorrow is going to be tattle gold

As always tattle says jump, fake says how high

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Well done @Lucyxxxx absolutely smashing it with these thread titles! Also has anyone else noticed Leo's tounge movements? Its giving ataxic CP.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Well done to our @Lucyxxxx for another brilliant thread title We are not worthy

Recap

Unemployed Fake is having a meltdown, being his usual passive aggressive self & attacking anyone who he perceives is having a dig It’s all bantz mate, no need to lose your head Him & flappy constantly having sly digs about comments made to them, see if they’re still smart arses when the followers have deserted them & they’re signing on DWP Colchester will have their work cut out for them when he lists all his previous jobs seeing as he’s such a hard worker Since returning from Dubai their showing of forgotten Fred has gone into overdrive but yet they did nothing wrong Fake is holding a live with the Speakmans to discuss health anxiety, seeing as he’s such a fountain of knowledge due to it being one of his many ailments Buckle up fakeys because I think their red carpet appearance tonight at the NTA’s & the live tomorrow is going to be tattle gold

As always tattle says jump, fake says how high

Thanks for another brilliant recap @Jac In The Box and @Lucyxxxx well done on another brilliant thread title

 

[VC10]

It's funny isn't it? Always the same.......24- 36hrs after tattlers post on here , up pops a video from them to try and negate the points that have been made on this thread

 

[Cocobaby09]

It's funny isn't it? Always the same.......24- 36hrs after tattlers post on here , up pops a video from them to try and negate the points that have been made on this thread

Hi Fakey and Flappy/Lord F

 

[Jac In The Box]

Well done @Lucyxxxx absolutely smashing it with these thread titles! Also has anyone else noticed Leo's tounge movements? Its giving ataxic CP.

I was going to ask you about this but I didn’t want to be rude This was discussed quite a lot last year on these threads, he seems to have no control of his tongue & it just hung from his mouth I was going to ask if your child/children had experienced the same but didn’t want to sound nasty

 

[The Duchess]

Well done @Lucyxxxx absolutely smashing it with these thread titles! Also has anyone else noticed Leo's tounge movements? Its giving ataxic CP.

Well done title queen
(I have no knowledge on cp but as some of us are parents I think it’s only normal to comment on what we see and naturally we compare, but you’re son has cp so you will notice more than most, what is ataxix tounge cp (not sure if that’s the correct way to put it)

 

[VC10]

Well, if the child is medically compromised , that explains tattlers comments on here re. development, etc
I should presume they've got the GP and Hosp. Specialist on the case...

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I was going to ask you about this but I didn’t want to be rude This was discussed quite a lot last year on these threads, he seems to have no control of his tongue & it just hung from his mouth I was going to ask if your child/children had experienced the same but didn’t want to sound nasty

Yes. His tounge movements are JUST like my little boys. I've got some screenshots I took a few weeks ago I will find them to show what I mean. I would put money on it Leo has mild CP. Don't feel any kind of way asking me anything, happy to help where I can.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

There is absolutely NO WAY that they spend £100 a week on food including nappies, toiletries, toilet paper etc etc for a family of four! Funny how she is now talking about the cost of living crisis although she's been bragging about the holidays. Bullshit. Don't even try to appear relatable because you're not.

Well, if the child is medically compromised , that explains tattlers comments on here re. development, etc
I should presume they've got the GP and Hosp. Specialist on the case...

No they haven't.

 

[Moomin12]

Ugh the constant face touching drives me mad. Love how she's trying to be relatable. Too late now, I actually think she's becoming more unlikeable than him.
He looks an absolute bleep in those outfits, and the pout, he has to be taking the piss

 

[The Duchess]

There is absolutely NO WAY that they spend £100 a week on food including nappies, toiletries, toilet paper etc etc for a family of four! Funny how she is now talking about the cost of living crisis although she's been bragging about the holidays. Bullshit. Don't even try to appear relatable because you're not.
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No they haven't.

Yes we also spoke about this on here that they never have once said anything about the cost of living crisis and here we go… bingo. And does she duck spend £100 on a weekly shop, this goes to show she has completed made this up because you would know that £100 gets you duck all these days. Prick

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Here's a few pics that got my alarm bells ringing. The top 2. Involuntary tounge movements. A less common symptom/sign of ataxic CP but non the less a sign. With my son it often happens when he's excited but can happen spontaneously.

3rd pic. Again his tounges moving involuntarily and look how his jaw is sitting - like he's been grinding his teeth (again very common with CP and not much you can do to stop it tbf)

4th pic. Look how his jaw is sitting. He was very likely grinding his teeth there as well.

There is more I've clocked over the past few months. I'm in LL thread atm but will defo be back with more cause this is something I feel strongly about.

 

[riddleme89]

Imagine thinking your a “ celebrity “ and only going the NTA because your girlfriend blagged you a ticket
tragic mate . And the fact they both had to spray tan and do a ad just to get a bleeping ticket ….

both tragic it’s hilarious.

There is absolutely NO WAY that they spend £100 a week on food including nappies, toiletries, toilet paper etc etc for a family of four! Funny how she is now talking about the cost of living crisis although she's been bragging about the holidays. Bullshit. Don't even try to appear relatable because you're not.
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No they haven't.

I’m a family of three and I spend £150 a week and that’s without meals out and nine times out of ten I have to go the shops for essentials again half way in the week . No way is her shopping that cheap but then again they never eat and get freeebies from hellos fresh

 

[The Duchess]

There is absolutely NO WAY that they spend £100 a week on food including nappies, toiletries, toilet paper etc etc for a family of four! Funny how she is now talking about the cost of living crisis although she's been bragging about the holidays. Bullshit. Don't even try to appear relatable because you're not.
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No they haven't.

haha look at the see through top and hair, she filmed this during the week when she pretended she was getting her hair coloured aswell as gettin her stenos out. Im sure Tesco are delighted she wore a see through sheer top and black bra to promote their food fantastic work Sophie

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

This is absolutely hilarious. She has folded over the receipt for a week's shopping. 27 Nappies for a week?, 500g of mince, 2 salmon fillets at £8.30. Where are the meals? Where is anything? That would last a couple of days in my house!!! Absolutely pathetic and unrealistic for a family of four!

 

[Haylo24]

The poor kid needs a toddler sized spoon he's clearly struggling to pick up anything with this sized spoon but seems like super dad hasn't actually noticed cos he's too busy filming this thrilling moment for his insta stories and hasn't got time to get a more appropriate sized spoon ffs

 

[VC10]

The poor kid needs a toddler sized spoon he's clearly struggling to pick up anything with this sized spoon but seems like super dad hasn't actually noticed cos he's too busy filming this thrilling moment for his insta stories and hasn't got time to get a more appropriate sized spoon ffs

I can't believe the don't have any kids cutlery ?

 

[Barbie2020]

His latest story telling Sophie she’d attend the opening of a crisp packet wonder if someone has messaged him saying that. I cringe for both of them. They won’t be able to even see the screen with how far back they are sitting.

If they are this excited to go to the NTAs because of Fake Bake it’s very hard to believe they were actually ever invited to other events.

Jake you’re a desperate loser no matter what you think.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Yes Flappy, you would go to the opening of a crisp packet! WTF does he look like? I can't wait to see what they're wearing!