I bet he absolutely hates the fact we all know the only reason he’s thereThere is defo going to be a reel made about the whole night, so everyone knows he was there
and now flappy has shared it on her stories he can’t say even lie about it (he’ll still probably try though 
). Also her being the one that’s sharing it, proves they are only there because of her. Wow wonder how his ego feels about that I’m sure he’ll be ok once he’s latched onto to some other z lister there 
It had to be a 'Karen' making that cringeworthy comment!!
What's wrong with those clowns? Imagine being someone who uses the term YOLO?
and bleeping sunglasses 
I bet everyone in that room is thinking duck off. Never seen any of the girls getting glammed for the NTAS and their husband/partner is with them while they’re having it done. His constant thirst for attention needs seriously looking into
She looks pregnant ….
how bleeping tragic that your that much of a nobody you get free tickets and hotel to advertise fake bake
Look at the face on ratboy...this is gonna hurt his ego BIG TIME...
ake saying who do you think you are . The make up artist looks like she wants to say “ a nobody getting free make up “
He can’t even hide his jealousy, can’t stand the attention not being on him so has to try and bring her down.J
ake saying who do you think you are . The make up artist looks like she wants to say “ a nobody getting free make up “
As always a great recap Jac. Congratulations to Lucy for the new thread title.Well done to our @Lucyxxxx for another brilliant thread titleWe are not worthy
Recap
Unemployed Fake is having a meltdown, being his usual passive aggressive self & attacking anyone who he perceives is having a digIt’s all bantz mate, no need to lose your head
DWP Colchester will have their work cut out for them when he lists all his previous jobs seeing as he’s such a hard worker
Since returning from Dubai their showing of forgotten Fred has gone into overdrive
Fake is holding a live with the Speakmans to discuss health anxiety, seeing as he’s such a fountain of knowledge due to it being one of his many ailments
Still his usual desperate, beggy self
As always tattle says jump, fake says how high
He will do ANYTHING to get in the papers even if it’s for all the wrong reasons. It’s black tie you bleep. Clue is in the nameHe’s only wearing the bleeping pink suit with no shirt underneath by the looks of it
He really is a bleep I don’t like Sophie at all but why not leave her to have some pamper time . He always has to be attention seeking . He will be manic tonight that’s why he’s gone dressed like that for attention hes pathetic
Not being funny but who is going to take him seriously dressed like that. At least all the TV execs will be able to see him coming and make a hasty exitJake will be desperately finding TV productions begging for work
“ nobody gives me a chance “ yes Jake because your irrelevant and a beggy bleep who nobody actually likes
She looks pregnant ….
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how bleeping tragic that your that much of a nobody you get free tickets and hotel to advertise fake bake
Wouldn’t it be funny if he was refused entry
Same, I’m really not a fan of hers but he really is a nasty little man. I hope she is earning more than him at the moment and starts to think about whether she actually needs him anymore.He really is a bleep I don’t like Sophie at all but why not leave her to have some pamper time . He always has to be attention seeking . He will be manic tonight that’s why he’s gone dressed like that for attention hes pathetic
The way he speaks to her is awful. Like just let your wife have her moment and enjoy it??
