Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

[Lurker111]

Wonder if he will wear the eyeliner and nail varnish to old Trafford tomorrow

 

[gagzi]

Yes! Can see why she’s a miserable witch! No sweet treats and tic tac dick would make anyone an aggy cow!

exactly this!

Imagine being such a loser you have to make burner troll accounts to abuse yourself because literally nobody pays you any mind. I cant stand the way his nose droops from the side. Disgusting.

His nose is a massive ick!

 

[Barbie2020]

Everything has to be about him doesn’t it.

 

[Moomin12]

Just noticed his dig about social services when his mum kicked him. Read here much

 

[Nannywanny59]

I’m sorry but if I was getting ready for a night out and my partner was sat there painting his nails and putting eye liner on, it would give me the biggest ick how her vagina has not sealed itself shut is beyond me

Plus he’s too old for all that tit- honest to god he’s got a huge problem with #ImADickhead syndrome

How do his mates he is out with not take the piss. Have a word with him lads, tell him to come out

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Everything has to be about him doesn’t it.

Absolute head isn’t he
But she knows exactly what he’s like and stays so

 

[Ekin Tsunami]

How do his mates he is out with not take the piss. Have a word with him lads, tell him to come out

He hasn’t got any mates

 

[instashun]

He’s started wearing makeup so that he gets trolled and people call him gay. So he can go on this morning all woe is me and say people are allowed to be who they are and wear what they want without being labelled. This is just another one of his new pathetic narratives to get himself some attention

he will forget to tell this morning that he trolled himself but forgot to switch to his fake account though

 

[Purplehaze456]

He’s started wearing makeup so that he gets trolled and people call him gay. So he can go on this morning all woe is me and say people are allowed to be who they are and wear what they want without being labelled. This is just another one of his new pathetic narratives to get himself some attention

This is what I thought too, when I seen what he was wearing to the NTAs then the next day it was that abysmal live with the freakmans, I think he was looking for negative comments so he could then say to them well this is what happens to me etc but I still can't believe he was blocking people for suggesting gummies when thats all he seems to throw down his neck! Obviously on the last night too hence the radio silence

 

[mollyann]

So was skint back in 2020 boy life going to get interesting as no way these two had the cash to fund this years 6+ holidays.What a mess Leo looks his hair is a disgrace what are they trying to achieve having that fringe in his eyes.

 

[plattyjoobs]

Absolutely. This one is more Brian Harvey with his baked spud

Next thread title there, more Brian Harvey than Brian Molko

Anyone apart from me

He just loves your title nominations Luce

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Didn’t he used to advertise a brand of mens make up a couple of years ago? I wonder if he is trying to get that deal back Also agree with others that he could be doing it hoping to get trolled. He’s so desperate for a documentary, he’ll use anything. I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts wearing a sarong in the Maldives. David Beckham did it over 20 years ago and we all know Fakey uses narratives that others did years ago. If he does I wonder if he’ll tag DB in his story

 

[Joon]

Hair touching again, Leo wanting her attention but to busy talking crap to be bothered with him ..sad

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Notice he’s taken his nail varnish off now. Didn’t think he’d dare wear that to Old Trafford As for tagging Man Utd in his story Does he think they’ll notice he’s going and give him vip treatment

 

[ChloBo_81]

It's come to something when you have a day off and don't catch up! He is boring me at the moment. He is trolling us with the make up because we say he's gay, he thinks he's so clever.

 

[IamMyaJ]

Anyone reckon an Ad for man make up is coming

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

All those crappy jokes he plays on his mum such as the black fingers near her or throwing the banana skin. He's a prissy little witch about his own personal clothing & how his hair has to be just so. Can you imagine if his mum or Flapster did something similar - threaten to tousel his syrup or smear McD chips down his pink suit. He'd have a full blown prissy melt down.

 

[shysod90]

Poor kid

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So she’s off to Manchester this week for important meetings apparently notice she’s started following a talent agent and a TV producer as well. Wonder how he’d cope if she got some sort of work in the industry while he’s struggling to get anything Saying that don’t know who the duck would employ her for any sort of major brand or TV work. Maybe she’s auditioning for civilian Big Brother whatever she’s doing, he’ll end up telling everyone because we all know he likes to steal her thunder

 

[Glitterbelle]

He could have at least adjusted his trousers so it didn't look as though he had a massive boner (not that he is capable of that)