Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

[Ekin Tsunami]

Still baffles me how much of a loser one person can be, like this is an actual person?

When I think he can’t be any more of a twit he pulls eyeliner and nail varnish out the bag!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Next up in Jakes desperate bid for attention. Take a break exclusive : - Purdy Quickenden opens up about his polymorous relationship.

 

[Ekin Tsunami]

Who else reckons he’ll do a Phil Schofield and come out as gay in 20 years??

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Now Brian Molko is a man who can rock eyeliner and nail varnish. He's beautiful.

Absolutely. This one is more Brian Harvey with his baked spud

 

[Jaceydooley]

I’m sorry but if I was getting ready for a night out and my partner was sat there painting his nails and putting eye liner on, it would give me the biggest ick how her vagina has not sealed itself shut is beyond me

 

[Ekin Tsunami]

When he next does an ick thing pleaseeeee someone comment “nail varnish and eyeliner on a man”

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Oi Fakey Boy, Paper Pants Pratt called- he wants his "Edgy Rockstar" look back!

My other fave thread Pratt from EOTB he is another idiot that wears black nail varnish and guyliner and thinks it’s cool plus O/F and gay4pay and they follow each other

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

When he next does an ick thing pleaseeeee someone comment “nail varnish and eyeliner on a man”

and mention 'blocking anybody who mentions gummies' when he advertises them!!

 

[Barbie2020]

Aww thank you @The Duchess I’m doing ok (I should stop looking at what the prick is doing though as he winds me up too much atm)

 

[The Duchess]

and mention 'blocking anybody who mentions gummies' when he advertises them!!

You craic me up @CrazyBaldhead

and mention 'blocking anybody who mentions gummies' when he advertises them!!

And can we also add “Birdman” to the long list of names for him

 

[Lucyxxxx]

and mention 'blocking anybody who mentions gummies' when he advertises them!!

Anyone apart from me

 

[Gloria Rostron]

There is absolutely NO WAY that they spend £100 a week on food including nappies, toiletries, toilet paper etc etc for a family of four! Funny how she is now talking about the cost of living crisis although she's been bragging about the holidays. Bullshit. Don't even try to appear relatable because you're not.
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No they haven't.

It sounds like she said she works FOR Tesco not with. These "influencers" would not hack it stacking shelves. Even a 2 hour per night pantomime is too much for Jakey baby.

 

[Greta22]

The eyeliner. Just why?! View attachment 1653230

He’s either decided he looks edgy and has started wearing it every day OR he hasn’t washed his face from the NTA/Fake Bake night out???

 

[The Duchess]

I completely understand a phobia can take over you’re life, it majorly affects your quality of life , I wouldn’t leave the house it was that bad. My only advice would be to see youre g.p, my mother took me to our g.p and as a childbI felt better but I still didn’t go outside (this happened during summer holidays and we get 8 weeks summer holidays in primary schools in Ireland so I probably did my mam’s head in) however my msm was was the one who really helped me , she would deliberately take me out on walks to overcome my phobia , now im greatful to her for doing that because going into adulthood with a phobia will be tough and will affect youre quality of life, ive never had an adult phobia so dont take me too serious as Im not a professional but honestly see youre g.p would be what I would suggest maybe ? bring a family member for support and youre g.p will refer you someone who specialises and is qualified to deal with adult phobia’s x sending all my love The speakmans are just awful, anything to line their pockets , with all that fraudulently gained money you think the witch would get her chin sorted! Cunts. sending @Cupcakemum

Fakeys I edited this because I was slagging Fake but then wrote this to cupcake and it became one post so it looked like some reactions were laughing at this post but I know it was the jake post that got connected to this post. Just to let yous know ive not done you tosser dirty and done a dirty delete (@stargirl23 wasn’t laughing at this post)

 

[VC10]

Ugh dirty whiffy pair

Get in the bath & clean up!

 

[Greta22]

All these fitties are acceptable in make up being good looking, talented, and hugely famous.
Jake you are non of these things, you look like an aged Emo

 

[stargirl23]

Fakeys I edited this because I was slagging Fake but then wrote this to cupcake and it became one post so it looked like some reactions were laughing at this post but I know it was the jake post that got connected to this post. Just to let yous know ive not done you tosser dirty and done a dirty delete (@stargirl23 wasn’t laughing at this post)

sorry if anyone thought I was laughing at the post. I was laughing at the fakey part

 

[Twinkal86]

(Been awol for 24 hours and look how much I've missed)

Great thread read as per, you guys are soo funny. Sending love to all my tattlers on this thread who've admitted struggles without fear of judgement or embarrassment. Always come here to talk, unlike Sophie Quickendons husband we actually care and respond.

Tattle bingo - radio silence tonight because the sunny scunny crew he's out with with no doubt be in the sniff for kicks club. I doubt there will any stories or posts until morning as they'll be on it for sure.

Selfish prick when he's meant to be taking Fred's out tomorrow.

Also..... for anyone that is lurking on here and finally posts (welcome, we all lurked once) but don't get all negative if someone questions something....

This by far is the best thread on tattle for welcoming "newbies" let's not spoilt it with any accusations of not being welcoming (unless it's you cokey gayboy!)

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Also UTTERLY ACCEPTABLE in eyeliner
(My absolute obsession)

 

[The Duchess]

sorry if anyone thought I was laughing at the post. I was laughing at the fakey part

I don’t think anyone would would think you would laugh at that, I just wanted to clear it up for the fakeys and you because I didn’t want you to think I was a bleep for doing that and making out you were laughing at it which we all know you wouldn’t anyway…. I just wanted to clear it up for you and the others