Make sure there's lots of pics for the blocked club!
Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch
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It looks like Fake Bake are also getting their guests make up done but Sophie tried to make out she was paying for one herself by following some MUA’s , no chance would she (or Prick) pay for a MUA .Well Fake Bake are putting their guests up in hotels so he’s going to have to admit how they got invited
Yep. I posted this earlier that one of the muas she had started to follow was the one doing Fake Bakes glam
But they eat hello fresh and shop at sainsburys? Boils my piss that Tesco still pay them even though they don’t even shop there and numerous times have shown itThere is absolutely NO WAY that they spend £100 a week on food including nappies, toiletries, toilet paper etc etc for a family of four! Funny how she is now talking about the cost of living crisis although she's been bragging about the holidays. Bullshit. Don't even try to appear relatable because you're not.
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No they haven't.
Pair of cunts
Clearly spent his train journey reading here again.
Clearly spent his train journey reading here again.
Only one toothpaste? Surely Jake gets through a tube a day the size of those teethThis is absolutely hilarious. She has folded over the receipt for a week's shopping. 27 Nappies for a week?, 500g of mince, 2 salmon fillets at £8.30. Where are the meals? Where is anything? That would last a couple of days in my house!!! Absolutely pathetic and unrealistic for a family of four!
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Im no professional but oh my goodness thats not right or was he too small for a highchair? why couldn’t they they get the comfortable ones with a high back and soft padding to support head and neck and soft seat, oh I see thoes ones are maybe not in fashion anymore??? god they are awful parents.View attachment 1647695
It was being spoke about as far back at thread 2That was June last year & tattlers were concerned even then
I know our @jackickisadick mentioned it over & over because she had a feeling something wasn’t right. If I remember rightly, I’m sure someone asked Jake on one of his q&a’s if Leo’s tongue was ok, he became defensive & nasty (which as a parent you have every right to do) but if you’re going to show your baby to millions of people everyday, you have to expect questions/concerns/criticism
As touched on previously, I don’t think he would be happy if his son was anything less that what he perceives as “perfect” which is so sad
Thank you for being so open
Suitcases so another night in a hotel without the kids. They could easily have got a taxi home
The hotel is free, the taxi wouldn’t be
I mean will they even be on TV
they usually only show the actual celebs they twats might get a photo with the NTAboard behind them but anybody can
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Haha is that why they are there because a tanning brand invited them 
i wondered why he looked orange as duck yesterday. So they don't go to awards they get "officially invited too" but go when a brand invite them, who I've never seen them advettise for..... shows its the first time they have been invited to anything.
i wondered why he looked orange as duck yesterday. So they don't go to awards they get "officially invited too" but go when a brand invite them, who I've never seen them advettise for..... shows its the first time they have been invited to anything.
Who knows duchess
Maybe the padded ones are not aesthetically pleasing or maybe that’s the one they were #gifted
I remember they did start weaning him very early, think they wanted to cut down the bottles as much as possible so he would sleep throughout the night
Lazy, selfish cunts!I mean it’s tragic only got free tickets from a tit tanning companyWell Fake Bake are putting their guests up in hotels so he’s going to have to admit how they got invited
and it was Sophie who got them not him which makes it more funny and tragic
free hotel … utter tragic
Hopefully Lizzy Cundy, the female version of Jake will make an appearance also, I’d say both seated in the nosebleed seats 
I just saw that!!Well Fake Bake are putting their guests up in hotels so he’s going to have to admit how they got invited
It looks a lovely room so they'll have a nice stay, but imagine not being relevant enough to be given a ticket on your own merit and only going because your wife got you in as her +1? Even worse it’s a TV industry event and they’re only there cos of a fake tan. That’s even more embarrassingI just saw that!!
Imagine being that obsessed with what random strangers are saying about you. Quick, what do we want the puppet to do next?!
Some sort of ‘joke’ about them presenting This Morning.
There is defo going to be a reel made about the whole night, so everyone knows he was thereNTA Tattle Bingo. I’ll start with Fakey getting as many selfies with other z listers as he can and tagging them in his stories and following them on Insta if he doesn’t already….who’s next
I wonder if flappy will vlog it
Watch out for them standing behind the barriers taking pics of the “real celebs” arriving in their chauffeur driven carsThread title on fleek . The image will haunt me forever tho.
Whats the bets fakey tries getting in with the hollyoake lot to get an award
. The image will haunt me forever tho. Whats the bets fakey tries getting in with the hollyoake lot to get an award
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