Bet he's invited to the wedding...Yes, and that he and Pedro the taxi driver became best friends
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Jake claiming he is having "another allergic reaction"
It's called a come down mate, everyone looks like that after days on the
It's called a come down mate, everyone looks like that after days on the
Eyes like piss holes in the snow! 
PS Fakey, you can’t sing for tit. Attention seeking saddo!
PS Fakey, you can’t sing for tit. Attention seeking saddo!
Can't get my head around the plan to go to Portugal for a wedding but stay a 2 hour taxi drive away. It's so far in fact that they don't bother staying for the night of the wedding. Even if you're saving money by staying in a cheap hotel, you must be killing your saving by getting in a taxi for 4 hours. And surely if they wanted a cheap hotel, there must be one available closer to where the wedding took place.
Knowing they're both thick, I can only assume they didn't bother to look at a map and just booked whatever they fancied.
Knowing they're both thick, I can only assume they didn't bother to look at a map and just booked whatever they fancied.
Awful to think that two small children are in the care of that pair. 
Those new videos just made me dry heave this morning. That grotesque little lumpy spud slobbering all over that mic, trying to shove it down its throat like everything else it gets its hands on. And then him cringy singing in the middle of the shop, hoping to get attention 
I bet he just put that mic back and never ever wiped it down or anything. People like that absolutely turn me
I bet he just put that mic back and never ever wiped it down or anything. People like that absolutely turn me
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I used to socialise with some serious cokeheads, Fakey has the same traits.Jake claiming he is having "another allergic reaction"
It's called a come down mate, everyone looks like that after days on the
Has he got a job lined up this week he doesn’t want to do? He normally only suffers from illnesses/ailments when he has to ‘work’. As for him letting spud dribble and slobber all over a microphone in a shop, just shows how disgusting he is
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Was that microphone for sale that he was ‘singing‘ into? Hope he bloody bought it after him and snotty one virtually licking it. The way he sings is so cringe, I hope it was mean to be a piss take but sadly I think he thought he was the bollocks.
Hope he bloody bought it after him and snotty one virtually licking it. The way he sings is so cringe, I hope it was mean to be a piss take but sadly I think he thought he was the bollocks.
Yuk, that's a sight this morning. His eyes are still fucked and puffy, Slimer is dribbling all over the place and that 'singing' ffs! It looks like they might be at the airport? What a waste of time and money. Just look at the stains on that buggy strap!
Probs wanged on an " influencer" freebie- bet they both ' work' their emails constantly for freebies " I've been on the tele" etc ...... .... a false economy though when you add the distances involved for taxi fares etc , and convenience .
Hard work chasing tit and free vouchers all bleeping day, every day.....
I'd rather know what money/wages I've got coming in, and know my free time is mine
A comedown isn't an allergic reaction sonYuk, that's a sight this morning. His eyes are still fucked and puffy, Slimer is dribbling all over the place and that 'singing' ffs! It looks like they might be at the airport? What a waste of time and money. Just look at the stains on that buggy strap!
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Christ, I've detoxed healthier looking druggies than him .....sort ya problem out, shithead, you're responsible for kids....
Bet he's invited to the wedding...
” Here’s my Best Man Pedro. He a speaka no English” 
Guys, loving how we're all calling him out on his substance abuse.....its soooo obvious what he's up to. And you to LF, we know you toot is aswell
Tattle bingo -
Ibiza wedding all guests get a cheeky bag or pill on their seat (
I took a pill in Ibiza, to show jakey I was cool!)
Tattle bingo -
Ibiza wedding all guests get a cheeky bag or pill on their seat (
I took a pill in Ibiza, to show jakey I was cool!)
Would love to rip that stupid earring clean outGuys, loving how we're all calling him out on his substance abuse.....its soooo obvious what he's up to. And you to LF, we know you toot is aswell
Tattle bingo -
Ibiza wedding all guests get a cheeky bag or pill on their seat (
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"I driva da taxi .."
bleeping hell, what planet is he circling...shame they don't drug test at airports, he'd be banged up ..
He's looking fucked! Looks like he's been up for days!
Well I took a recommendation from qvc turkey teeth sue and watched her show on Netflix bleeping hell thats 3 hours I will never get back 
What a load of utter 
.See fakey heading home what a great holiday that’s was
Taxi would have been at least £80 each way and they obviously went home early as it seems they were just add on’s in the z lister wedding.Grim week away that was staying in the middle of 
infested waste ground .
What a mess
What a load of utter .See fakey heading home what a great holiday that’s wasTaxi would have been at least £80 each way and they obviously went home early as it seems they were just add on’s in the z lister wedding.Grim week away that was staying in the middle of infested waste ground .What a mess
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and as usual he’s sat on his arse while she’s chasing after his child. He really is a lazy piece of tit apart from when he’s doing something he wants to do ie gym
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