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CrazyBaldhead
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There you go Duchess. Su in her ITS dress which Fakey got her! Lol
CrazyBaldhead
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Quickenden, Oliver Quickenden! 
mistake_ape
Member
At least we can be assured they're not doing ads for the Portuguese Tourism Board. They're making Portugal look like war torn Sarajevo circa 1992.
Yesweknowyouhavekids
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His dad and brother. Darius. Jade Goody. Jill Dando. They will all be there sharing his special day
Philimena cunk
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Looks like the playground in Chernobyl....Well I have cried
riddleme89
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Somebody at santorino Hotel took this of jake and Sophie... imagine being in honey moon and both glued to phones !! They really are obsessed with phones how bad is this ....
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Tulip lady
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Why the hell would you go on your stories to tell people how unbothered you are about what people say 
his mum is such a dickhead . Like
Who the fuck is she actually talking and ranting to???? Can you imagine…: going to deliver a parcel to her house and seeing her sat in her kitchen talking like that to her phone ?? Ranting away she needs to get a fucking life ! 
bit embarrassed for her lol.
Can see where Jakey gets it from
his mum is such a dickhead . LikeWho the fuck is she actually talking and ranting to???? Can you imagine…: going to deliver a parcel to her house and seeing her sat in her kitchen talking like that to her phone ?? Ranting away
she needs to get a fucking life ! bit embarrassed for her lol.Can see where Jakey gets it from
VC10
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Hahahahaaaaa " fucking Linda lovelace..."Ohh, what a treat to see on your wedding day, Spud-U-Like, dressed in the ugliest shitty brown outfit, screeching its head off, vain Fakey with his lined forehead (need to get begging some Botox bro), fucking Linda Lovelace in the corner and poor forgotten Freddie barely shoved in at the bottom.
Definitely one to print and frame Marcel
So let me get this straight... they are at a wedding in the back of beyond, somewhere abroad, with 2 young kids ( one of which he doesn't like) to watch a wedding involving a convicted drug dealer jailbird & another twat.
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Elle_Gee
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Flashback to that time he went up to Camilla and Jamie at their wedding while they were sat eating their dinner asking them to tell people on his insta stories that they were ok with him taking photos of EVERY minute of their wedding because people were calling him out for it. 
Fat-tits
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I could have saved you some money Soph - your future husband is a cunt and secretly likes cocks up his bum, he's going to leave you when Chris Hughes comes out. They are the next Elton and David, 'singing' and starring together as the ugly sisters in panto. You're a terrible mother to your eldest, he doesn't want a relationship with you and you end up like your miserable old bitch of a future ex mother in law. Spud runs off to the circus and stars in the future Charlie and the chocolate factory remake. won't spoil it but he wears orange body make up and a green wig - oh no!
Eyeofthetiger
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That video is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen, Fred standing staring at his mum got his cues, turkey teeth slobbering all over nugget then being as fake as possible to his ‘bestie’. Everything he does makes me cringe so hard
Babybail93
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Never let go? They’re not even fucking touching so it actually makes no sense!Well I have cried
Fat-tits
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Soph purposely fucked the registration up so she could see what Danielle wore to her registrar wedding
I find it sooo bizarre that they went to the same hen do location, have very similar engagement rings, same wedding location, virtually the same dates (?) wearing similar white suits
Glen close eat your heart out!
I find it sooo bizarre that they went to the same hen do location, have very similar engagement rings, same wedding location, virtually the same dates (?) wearing similar white suits
Glen close eat your heart out!
turndownforwhat
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Jake Quickenden #30: Fake is a prick only Sophie would choose, can somebody please burn those rank fucking shoes!!!
Jake Quickenden #30: Fake is a prick only Sophie would choose, can somebody please burn those rank fucking shoes!!!
