Ye he will be jumping on their beds next getting them up. He is such a dick
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Thanks for clearing that up 
I was sweating waiting for u to address it but I feel much better now knowing why you went. Well done pat on the back for u. Going to the gym on your stag 
keeping your steroid routine up you couldn't lift your dick for a piss
I was sweating waiting for u to address it but I feel much better now knowing why you went. Well done pat on the back for u. Going to the gym on your stag keeping your steroid routine up you couldn't lift your dick for a pissAttachments
Well they all look like a set of the most boring bastards I've ever seen. Literally looks like no OK can be arsed to be there.
I can't believe he's constantly reading and addressing tattle on his STAG DO! The dad is watching comment. The justifying why he's at the gym. Obviously having a tit time & on the marching powder. If you don't care what people think Jake why are you reading! Oh because you do care!! Seriously sad!Who the duck goes on Instagram stories on their STAG DO?!!!!Jesus Christ. Find some friends and get a life eh Jake.
I have to say I'm slightly disappointed in the stag so far, i thought we were gonna get full on classic Jake, loud, attention seeking, shirt off, singing, back flips in the street all before 11pm....instead we got Jake asleep on the plane, cocktail making and back in the hotel by midnight ffs come on bro, some of us have been waiting weeks for this
Jake quickenden# stag was tit the hen was too both sad fuxks all that's left now is to say I do
What group of (straight) men go on a stag do and attend a cocktail making class…….?!!!
Jake you absolute saddo reading Tattle on ye stag
You haven’t talked about steroids today yet maybe mention that next? The guys with him at the gym look fed up already.
You haven’t talked about steroids today yet maybe mention that next? The guys with him at the gym look fed up already.
Funny how he has kept addressing the steroid issue but not once has he mentioned him having a coke habit. Wonder why that is 
Christ the stag is boring but her stories today 
I can happily get on with my day now, knowing what perfume she’s wearing and what she’s having for breakfast 
Christ the stag is boring but her stories today I can happily get on with my day now, knowing what perfume she’s wearing and what she’s having for breakfast Attachments
Why isn't his brother on his stag?Must be a website called buyafriend.com. Imagine him being your best man but obviously never sees them. Bet his own brother/Sophie’s family aren’t there. I’m surprised there is more than just a couple of people who’ve turned up.
I feel like he’s definitely paid for people to go on his stag and wedding otherwise no one would have turned up.
Also don’t men pick outfits that have some kind of reason behind it? What has a cheerleader got to do with Jake? Deffo bought it himself. Couldn’t have got a mankini because of his tiny
Or his best man come to think of it...ETA: I meant why isn't his brother his best man
Yeah I’ve never been, idk I just assumed as he was at the airport he was going somewhere a bit further, I didn’t know Ireland was a big place for going out, idk why people are acting like I’m being rude about it for asking as I didn’t know loooolHow's it weird? Gonna assume you've never been to Dublin
You must know that Dublin particularly has a reputation for being a party city? Surely?Yeah I’ve never been, idk I just assumed as he was at the airport he was going somewhere a bit further, I didn’t know Ireland was a big place for going out, idk why people are acting like I’m being rude about it for asking as I didn’t know looool
Maybe getting his nails done or a massage?
WTF is that and why would you take a picture and show everyone the so called breakfast looks like a dog turd with mud on top - the supposedly cup of coffee looks like brown dishwater and the mug looks like it hasn’t been washed since it was purchased - if these arseholes had a proper job then they wouldn’t have the time to chronicle every second of their lives on social media
the so called breakfast looks like a dog turd with mud on top - the supposedly cup of coffee looks like brown dishwater and the mug looks like it hasn’t been washed since it was purchased - if these arseholes had a proper job then they wouldn’t have the time to chronicle every second of their lives on social mediaAttachments
He’s definitely found his vocation in life playing this role and he’s sharing the stage with Kerry Katona and her daughter this year
and he’s sharing the stage with Kerry Katona and her daughter this year Attachments
Hahaha seriously?He’s definitely found his vocation in life playing this role
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