Jake Quickenden #25 his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

[riddleme89]

So strange how he didn’t even know his cousin had died until four days later . If you was close to a relative you would know straight away . In fact in our family even distant relatives we find out straight away so it shows he doesn’t have contact with his family !!! If he loved his cousin so much why was he not around during his end of life . He had cancer knew he was dying yet jake didn’t once visit or see him He’s an attention seeking cunt

 

[redstraw16]

is it just me who thinks it’s odd for someone to jump on instagram for a Q&A and then post a reel in their underwear on the same day as a family members funeral? have a day off ffs.

 

[Elle_Gee]

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Prick with a pearl earring

 

[stargirl23]

I’m on one today. Messaged gogglebox, then ASA and now going to ask Hamleys why are they giving free toys to beggy z listers instead of to childrens homes or to children whose parents can’t afford to buy then anything

why don’t they gift them to the families coming over from Ukraine with nothing?

 

[instashun]

Funny how he’s been off work nearly a week and not a single illness isn’t it

 

[Sunday's Child]

I cannot believe what I am witnessing on his stories today. IT'S YOUR COUSINS FUNERAL YOU SELFISH PRICK.
Posting about holding loved ones close, blah blah blah, then creating a poll trying to muster a gig for him and his mum on gogglebox.
Imagine the family seeing that????

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just looked on his Wikipedia page. Bet he’s really happy this is on there

 

[Abetterusername]

Interesting few days stories for sure. For someone who goes over the top to emphasise that he's everyone's best mate/everyone loves him/bantz for all etc etc I expected a completely different stag party. He's embarrassingly cringey around others in the public eye and the fact that none of his well known 'bros' are there just speaks volumes.....clear to see that they consider him as part of their work and that's where it stops.

His brother isn't there because of work. Yep.
His step dad isn't there.
No one from Sophie's family.
No-one from panto. Or Footloose (to be fair though it's still running so I've only got respect for the cast who actually work their contract and don't pull out at the drop of a hat)
No-one from any of the million reality or celebrity shows he's done.
No-one he works with generally
Not his agent, or manager or anyone he's consistently mentioned as a friend. Let's face it, he films EVERYTHING and EVERYONE so if we're only seeing these people for the first time that's significant. They obvs aren't in his life.

Yikes. Now I've typed that out I'm nearly feeling sorry for him.

 

[redball00n]

Poor Sophie doesn’t have time for her hobbies any more! I might have to stop watching her stories for a bit, she makes me so mad. “Anyone in this industry have a PA?” YOU DON’T WORK IN AN INDUSTRY, YOU FLOG TAT ON INSTAGRAM YOU STUPID CUNT. I’m sure if the rest of us can get by without a PA when we work full time alongside raising our kids, then she can manage sat on her lazy entitled arse doing absolutely nothing apart from scrolling through her phone. Once more for the people in the back, Sophie you are a cunt. Get in the real world.

 

[jackickisadick]

No one offers him work because he’s talentless and has zero charisma. A pile of dog shit is more appealing to watch than this beggy, buck toothed, cock nosed, limp dick ugly bastard

 

[Babybail93]

Tell me you're reading tattle during your stag do without telling me you're reading tattle during your stag do

I’m sorry, but if your brother is getting married there is no way you’d work instead of going the stag. He don’t like you Jake!

There is not a job in the land that would not let you have time off for your one surviving brother’s stag. There has been more than enough notice for it too

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Boulder tits is still selling Relentlessly

She looks like Neil from The Young Ones

 

[Patrick Star]

Tell me you're reading tattle during your stag do without telling me you're reading tattle during your stag do

 

[bluecups]

Only Jake Quickenden could make Dublin look boring. Every time I've been away to Dublin I've had a brilliant night and woken up each morning dying of hangover and in need of a full Irish breakfast, ready to get back on it. If you were only there for two nights you wouldn't waste a minute. It's SO obvious these lads don't know each other, nothing planned for the stag and zero excitement.

Jake's having a shit stag wekend and I am HERE FOR IT!

 

[stargirl23]

Fakey who you trying to kid, we all know you’ve stuffed that

 

[mollyann]

The dick banned me on my other account as I called the sad fucker out about his adhd post.Said why you posting about it do you have it have you been diagnosed by a psychiatrist and if no to all the questions have no right to be putting it on your stories.He’s a complete cunt and hope his stag is crap .Did not reply just blocked me arsehole

 

[bluecups]

He must be so draining to be around, it's almost impossible to have a shit time in Dublin. It's one of my favourite cities to have a pub crawl, I've even been alone and just socialised with strangers and had a brilliant time. For them to all look pissed off is a reflection on him. Instead of piss-arsing about with footy and zorba balls (clearly his ideas) they'd have been better off just going to a pub at lunchtime. Few pints, games of pool and they'd have probably had a better day and bonded better. There's nothing worse than "forced fun" - here, get inside a zorba ball and we'll all piss ourselves laughing at how fucking hilarious it is. No.

 

[Xxcxcc]

I have messaged at c4 gogglebox, advises them of his behaviour towards followers, e.g stalking, also advised of his constant fake illnesses. I hope more of us do it as he does not deserve to even be on a show

 

[calmyourritas]

Whoever put “he will probably call in sick for his wedding”

 

[HMC]

He booked this stag so months and months ago, when Vegas wasn’t given to him as a freebie. There is no ways his brother couldn’t get 2 days off on a weekend Nice one Fakey…keep them coming

Why’s he doing a ‘this is your life’ style introduction for these bored men who are desperate for this to end