Jake Quickenden #25 his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

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So it seems Jake didn’t turn up last night and Aston had to step in a day early
but Aston thinks he’s a bleep aswell 😂😂
 
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Thanks everyone who thought I was jake. Heavens I ask a question. I was genuinely being a curtain twitcher. I watched his instagram recently and he seems a bit of a twit hence why read here. It was a simple question that what did he do to his fiancé and to be honest I’m still no wiser!? Christ I post on Elle and Louise’s and others as well.
exactly what I said, from looking at your comment and the accounts you post on its obviously not Jake 😂

he just treats soph badly, talks down to her as if she’s beneath him, makes comments that he pays for everything when he doesn’t, joked about domestic abuse, she went to get her hair dyed and he was left alone with Leo for a few hours. She pulled up on the drive and he filmed her as he walked off in a stop going to the gym saying she took too long. He walked off and left leaving Leo crawling along the pavement in the winter barely clothed. He grabbed Fred’s arm so tight you could see his veins popping. There’s a lot more but this is just a few
 
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Thanks everyone who thought I was jake. Heavens I ask a question. I was genuinely being a curtain twitcher. I watched his instagram recently and he seems a bit of a twit hence why read here. It was a simple question that what did he do to his fiancé and to be honest I’m still no wiser!? Christ I post on Elle and Louise’s and others as well.
It's in the WIKI where she spent too long at the hairdressers, left Warwick on the drive shoeless and stormed off. Try skimming through previous threads if you have time!
 
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exactly what I said, from looking at your comment and the accounts you post on its obviously not Jake 😂

he just treats soph badly, talks down to her as if she’s beneath him, makes comments that he pays for everything when he doesn’t, joked about domestic abuse, she went to get her hair dyed and he was left alone with Leo for a few hours. She pulled up on the drive and he filmed her as he walked off in a stop going to the gym saying she took too long. He walked off and left leaving Leo crawling along the pavement in the winter barely clothed. He grabbed Fred’s arm so tight you could see his veins popping. There’s a lot more but this is just a few
Thanks you for explaining. 🙏
 
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Recap:

Another thread finished, which involved multiple events whereby Fakey has been creating ailments regarding his back and hip yet again, missed shows and went to another failed audition and didn't get the job as he "was too young" for the part! 🤣

We have still had to endure yet more "topless" posing and eyefucking the camera - even in the middle of central London, more "father of the year" posts and sadly, more grief posts about his brother. 😴

He went to a physio who basically said it was "all in his head" but unfortunately for him, he was filming it at the time, and gave Tattle a hilarious receipt!

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He soon turned the camera off after that and the look on his face said it all! Absolutely classic!

He then went on to have a second opinion with another physio who had x-ray vision and diagnosed that he had a "bruised bone". What a gifted woman she was! He was clearly suffering so much we then saw him laying down with an oxygen mask on but still filming and eyefucking himself!

We had another pathetic reel aimed at Tattle which really was CRINGE bro yano! Hi Jake 👋👋 Most of us don't sit in front of a laptop everyday stuffing crisps and chocolate and talking in an American accent you dick! We have much more enriched lives than you ever will mate!
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Being the warrior that he truly is, he stayed at Su's to "wind her up" again and filmed a reel of himself bouncing up and down on her bed! It was truly a miracle. All ailments completely vanishing. Amen and Praise Be! 😮
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There were then a series of passive aggressive stories where he had clearly been reading on here and decided to address the steroids and his micro penis. He tried to mask his anger with humour but it really didn't work and just showed everybody how much of an angry little manchild he truly is! ✌
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He managed to grace the rest of the cast with his presence for his final four shows (but didn't even manage that). He then went for a meal in Edinburgh where most of the cast looked awkward but he couldn't help having a slimey, hateful dig whilst wearing his Ali Express finest shirt at the table in front of them all......
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Bets are now being placed that the whole cast will be celebrating his long awaited exit from the show. Hip hip hooray (pun intended) lol.

Today he is attending his cousin's funeral and although he announced yesterday he is having a break from social media, he is still very much present and even had the disrespect to post this message this morning. He hadn't bothered with his cousin for years and years, even when he was battling cancer, and you are right Fakey - you can't get back time. It's a shame you couldn't be bothered to GIVE your warrior of a cousin some of your time when he was alive and give him much needed support .... RIP. 🙌💔
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Now the begging for Gogglebox has started for him and Su to appear. God forbid! Hopefully Channel 4 already know that these imbeciles have the personalities of two slugs and most people don't know who the hell they are anyway! Stop trying to be like Rylan and his mum. You haven't a hope in hell. They are absolutely brilliant in it!

The stag do is nigh. We all hope it's more fun-packed than Doph's. 😴😴😴 Doph has started up her fashion reels again. Don't bother love. Nobody cares. Just STOP!!!!! There's more personality in a wooden spoon you man-jawed wannabe.🤢

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Let's see what job offers he gets in this new thread. He has, after all, got all the weddings and honeymoons to pay for.... Those credit card statements must be eyewatering! 🤣🤣🤣
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Brilliant recap 😀
 
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It's in the WIKI where she spent too long at the hairdressers, left Warwick on the drive shoeless and stormed off. Try skimming through previous threads if you have time!
Yes then the next day I think Jake went silent and soph posted that Leo was in hospital after cutting his hand open on a candle !!!!
 
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Yes then the next day I think Jake went silent and soph posted that Leo was in hospital after cutting his hand open on a candle !!!!
How the duck can you cut your hand open on a candle and more importantly, why was the candle in a young child's reach in the first place? 🤔
 
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Going to stay off socials ….. what a joke

Posts about a sad day … followed by a poll to see if he should go on gogglebox 🤯🤯🤯 wow just wow !!!!!!!


He can’t even start off for a family funeral what an
Absolutely cock !!!!!

Then photos of the order of service !
 
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How the duck can you cut your hand open on a candle and more importantly, why was the candle in a young child's reach in the first place? 🤔
The candle was in a metal cage thing and that’s what he cut his hand on I believe. It was just on the floor of the living room and was still in exactly the same place a few days after it happened 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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Going to stay off socials ….. what a joke

Posts about a sad day … followed by a poll to see if he should go on gogglebox 🤯🤯🤯 wow just wow !!!!!!!


He can’t even start off for a family funeral what an
Absolutely cock !!!!!

Then photos of the order of service !
what a vile bleep, posting a photo of the man’s service book!!! I have no words
 
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  1. Going to stay off socials ….. what a joke

    Posts about a sad day … followed by a poll to see if he should go on gogglebox 🤯🤯🤯 wow just wow !!!!!!!


    He can’t even start off for a family funeral what an
    Absolutely cock !!!!!

    Then photos of the order of service !
    Has he taken a selfie by the coffin yet or a picture of the funeral flowers. He really is a despicable prick 😡
 
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