Jake Quickenden #12 Blocking and deleting all night, Then needs his gummies to feel alright!
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Him asking if we want to go with them to Paris or should they just chill 
as if he could go away and not incessantly share everything they are doing. 2 days in Paris - I reckon at least 4 grid posts and 50 stories but could be more 
he’ll buy up to 3,000 new followers and obviously keep reminding everyone about his ‘totally legit’ giveaway.
I dread to think what his outfit choices are going to be over there
. Let’s hope it’s not the same trousers and vest he’s had on for the last 2 days 
They’ll both be be wearing berets at some point guaranteed
as if he could go away and not incessantly share everything they are doing. 2 days in Paris - I reckon at least 4 grid posts and 50 stories but could be more he’ll buy up to 3,000 new followers and obviously keep reminding everyone about his ‘totally legit’ giveaway.I dread to think what his outfit choices are going to be over there
. Let’s hope it’s not the same trousers and vest he’s had on for the last 2 days They’ll both be be wearing berets at some point guaranteed 
Photo kissing in front of the tower with Sophie’s leg popped up. Eating in a super expensive restaurant and taking 4000 pics of every course.
bonus point, crappy tattoo of line work Eiffel Tower as they are each other’s tower of strength
That child's nose is a disgrace this morning. My god how quick is it to clean his nose with a baby wipe and the eye bleeping already its too early for this tit . I want to vomit
iv never come across someone who make me want to puke. Has he changed his clothes yet 
And you would think the stupid prick would let Leo look at the book properly and face it towards him and not towards himself. And still in them clothes
. I want to vomit iv never come across someone who make me want to puke. Has he changed his clothes yet And you would think the stupid prick would let Leo look at the book properly and face it towards him and not towards himself. And still in them clothes
It’s not just a snotty nose it’s caked on dry. Even when he pointed it out he carried on filming instead of cleaning it. He’s a terrible parent and I’m sorry if that bruises his fragile little egoThat child's nose is a disgrace this morning. My god how quick is it to clean his nose with a baby wipe and the eye bleeping already its too early for this tit
And you would think the stupid prick would let Leo look at the book properly and face it towards him and not towards himself. And still in them clothes
Lol. Tell us Sophie’s mum is coming to their house then films themselves driving and dropping Leo off. Idiots
I wouldn't mind like they do wash him as we have seen the bath updates but why not clean him nose I don't get it. And like u said it was caked to his poor nose. It doesn't take much to grab a baby wipe and quickly clean it especially when he is been shown off to the world.
How does she put up with him or is she just as bad
I just realised he makes her drive all the time so he can spend the journey eye bleeping the camera 15 stories already this morning and they’ve only just left the house. I think my guess of 50 stories over the next two days was way way too short 
15 stories already this morning and they’ve only just left the house. I think my guess of 50 stories over the next two days was way way too short My thoughts on the driving tooI just realised he makes her drive all the time so he can spend the journey eye bleeping the camera
Dose he actually ever drive? We know he takes a tit on trains but I don't think iv seen him drive
He definitely drives but when it’s the two of them she always seems to be the one driving. Maybe his driving is as tit as his dress sense or he’s too lazy to drive unless he has to. Probably thinks she should chauffeur him around cos he’s such a chauvinistic wankerMy thoughts on the driving too
Dose he actually ever drive? We know he takes a tit on trains but I don't think iv seen him drive
That’s what I thought but I think they have dropped Leo at nursery. Who else would film outside a nursery except Jake?
He’s definitely gonna do the posing from a distance giving the illusion he’s touching the top of the Eiffel Tower!
Darren Day is an old has been. No one of any standing wud write that drivel lol!View attachment 1115705
I see his new bestie commented for Fred’s birthday. Jake hasn’t liked or commented back to him, is that because he doesn’t have a blue tick
Bingo - taking the piss and saying omg how funny would it be if we ate snails, going for croissants for breakfast, sitting and getting one of those cartoon style paintings done of them both
On the train to go away for a couple of days and she’s still doing ads You can imagine her sitting in front of everyone making out she’s some sort of high end ‘influencer’ 
Do the pair of them ever just put their phones down 
Also how long before one of them posts a story reminding everyone about their ‘giveaway’?
You can imagine her sitting in front of everyone making out she’s some sort of high end ‘influencer’ Do the pair of them ever just put their phones down Also how long before one of them posts a story reminding everyone about their ‘giveaway’?He’ll probably go and see the Mona Lisa and make a joke about his mum being called Lisa knowing this prick
He won’t mention missing the boys because it’s not work and he’s fine when it’s a holiday
Definitely one of those caricature pictures although I’m not sure there is a canvas big enough for those teeth in the whole of Europe
Is he actually bleeping advertising Morrisons now?!
So let me get this straight, Sophie advertised and loves Tesco so much, Jake advertised Morrisons yet they actually shop at Sainsbury? Holy tit who is dumb enough to believe anything an influencer says
Took 2 minsOn the train to go away for a couple of days and she’s still doing ads
Didn’t realise there was a competition of who can do the most insta ads this morning
Also how dumb are these brands using idiots like this that will literally advertise things from their competitorsHe’ll probably go and see the Mona Lisa and make a joke about his mum being called Lisa knowing this prick
He won’t mention missing the boys because it’s not work and he’s fine when it’s a holiday
Definitely one of those caricature pictures although I’m not sure there is a canvas big enough for those teeth in the whole of Europe
Is he actually bleeping advertising Morrisons now?!
So let me get this straight, Sophie advertised and loves Tesco so much, Jake advertised Morrisons yet they actually shop at Sainsbury? Holy tit who is dumb enough to believe anything an influencer says
Remember the days when Jakey used to say he’d only do ads for things he used notice out of the three comments on said ad, 1 is from Sophie and there’s one from Leo as well surprised he’s not commented from the home account yet. Anything to up the engagement rate for Jakey 
I’m sorry but that pic of Leo with a full on snotty nose has turned my stomach this morning - I know kids have snotty noses all the time but if you’re gonna take a pic of him to upload then wipe his bleeping nose Jake!! It’s disgusting 
- I know kids have snotty noses all the time but if you’re gonna take a pic of him to upload then wipe his bleeping nose Jake!! It’s disgusting 
Sophie - we’re going to Paris and I’m so excited because we haven’t done anything exciting in a while
Also Sophie - went to New York less than 2 months ago
Also Sophie - went to New York less than 2 months ago
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