Well done @bananabread123 for the winning title! Hope I’ve done it right!
Can someone recap, I don’t have the time!
Can someone recap, I don’t have the time!
Why on earth did he order it for in the first place? Definitely having some sort of mid life crisis. I think he’s forgotten he is in his mid thirties. Also why then have to show everyone just how ridiculous he looked? Oh that’s right anything for attentionWtf is the leather outfit he has on oh my lord I did not need to be exposed to that sight this Morning
Bad enough making an account for a baby (don’t even get me started on it - really pisses me off ) but the content he shares on it is even worse. He made a baby account purely to try and get loads of freebies. That didn’t work so he now just uses it as an extension to his personal account. Gives him more attention plus he uses it to like and comment on his main account to up his engagement rate
Is he cast in a joke part?
Imagine the sweat and squeaking out of him.. bleeping -endIs he cast in a joke part?
First of all they are from some fast fashion tit shop so aren’t ‘leather’ secondly they are pretty baggy so aren’t stuck to you. Stop attention seeking
My gaydar is twitching like mad ...come out of the closet, Jakey.
Just blimped at him , he hasn't bought that on a whim, he thought he'd look good in pleather ...snakey Prickenden, the joke that keeps on giving.Wtf is the leather outfit he has on oh my lord I did not need to be exposed to that sight this Morning
Despite Jakey’s obsession with being on SM everyday he is still struggling to get to the coveted 1m. It’s actually a big slap considering he’s been around the 980k mark for a while now . Glad people now see his so called Bantz is whack !Speaks volumes that the best he can offer DD is to get him to 10k followers. Like that's the be all and end all....... all that's on fakey jakeys mind 24/7 is gaining followers.
Looks like a peanut . EwwwwwNot exactly packing is he How embarrassing. No wonder he covers himself up with his hand most of the time.
There’s no way he hasn’t had a bit of dick in that Turkey mouth of hisImagine the sweat and squeaking out of him.. bleeping -end
My gaydar is twitching like mad ...come out of the closet, Jakey.
Just blimped at him , he hasn't bought that on a whim, he thought he'd look good in pleather ...snakey Prickenden, the joke that keeps on giving.
Looks like he's tucked for Rupaul's Drag Race.Not exactly packing is he How embarrassing. No wonder he covers himself up with his hand most of the time.
It’s on par with the size of his brain!!Not exactly packing is he How embarrassing. No wonder he covers himself up with his hand most of the time.
Isn't his part the local meathead that changes at the end ..Is he cast in a joke part?
First of all they are from some fast fashion tit shop so aren’t ‘leather’ secondly they are pretty baggy so aren’t stuck to you. Stop attention seeking
No one is interested in him apart from the few whoNow he’s taken the fake leather outfit post off of his grid and put it just as a story instead Obviously wasn’t getting the amount of likes and comments he was expecting
But don’t forget he’s not bothered what people think of him on Instagram I genuinely do not think there is another person in the ‘public’ eye who is as obsessed with social media as he is. I mean he follows nearly 7,500 people - that speaks volumes. Where do you find the time to see posts and stories from that many peopleNo one is interested in him apart from the few who
lick his arse in the comments. It must keep him awake thinking of ways to up his engagement.