If that doesn’t tell him something, nothing willMost ‘celebs’ gain followers after TV appearances but not Bellend Jakey
Jake Quickenden #12 Blocking and deleting all night, Then needs his gummies to feel alright!
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That video Sophie put on shows that Fakey Jakey has never been able to take a joke. He can dish it but he sure as tit can’t handle it
My mate just messaged me - she works at the Midland. She said there’s loads of staff with videos of the cock known as Jake outside doing everything he could to get attention by passers by …
Ps I know someone at Gotham. I’ll ask.
Just thought I would pop in
Ps I know someone at Gotham. I’ll ask.
Just thought I would pop in
This is the tea I’m here for.My mate just messaged me - she works at the Midland. She said there’s loads of staff with videos of the cock known as Jake outside doing everything he could to get attention by passers by …
Ps I know someone at Gotham. I’ll ask.
Just thought I would pop in
On other news, I actually enjoyed Su cleaning her patio with the jet wash can we get more of that and less of you thinking soaps are real please.
Dont encourage Su Pollard. She will read this and think you’re serious…
Omg yes pls spill the tea
The word used was THIRSTY THIRSTY THIRSTY.
So I got two messages from two different people : they both said he was polite, but he is so desperate for people to come up to him or say something to him it’s painful. That was someone who works there.
The 2nd person is someone who works in an office off Peter Street “duck that Jake is exhausting,
& desperate to get anyones attention (anyone),
he was outside & over the road from hotel.
We were all watching out of the window, it was quiet & he was doing everything he could to be noticed. Two went down to get coffee and wide berthed him”
So I got two messages from two different people : they both said he was polite, but he is so desperate for people to come up to him or say something to him it’s painful. That was someone who works there.
The 2nd person is someone who works in an office off Peter Street “duck that Jake is exhausting,
& desperate to get anyones attention (anyone),
he was outside & over the road from hotel.
We were all watching out of the window, it was quiet & he was doing everything he could to be noticed. Two went down to get coffee and wide berthed him”
Omg how embarrassing. It’s funny many people have no idea who he is so just look at him as if he’s an absolute loony
The 2nd friend who works in the office, doesn’t have social media (oh twitter, but he’s an analyst and uses it for work)Omg how embarrassing. It’s funny many people have no idea who he is so just look at him as if he’s an absolute loony
I mean, he couldn’t give a duck about social media & didn’t know who he was - but they some girls were sayings is that Jake Q downstairs as he was arms out talking to his camera (they are quite a few floors up) so my mate then messaged out mutual friend who works in Midland to find out for the 2 girls & then that’s how I found out …
God he’s desperate isn’t he chill out jakey no one cares go back to hotel and bed if you’re that tired instead of parading the street begging for attention
chill out jakey no one cares go back to hotel and bed if you’re that tired instead of parading the street begging for attention
Watching his 'why does it always rain on me' video reminds me of a time I was at a festival and someone sang this very late at night.. And from the other side of the camp site came the answer.... 'because you are a bleep'.. Still can't hear that song without adding that extra line... Very appropriate on this occasion
I like that Sophie shows us what he’s really like from time to time. Although we already know.
Omggg he is even more pathetic than I thought.My mate just messaged me - she works at the Midland. She said there’s loads of staff with videos of the cock known as Jake outside doing everything he could to get attention by passers by …
Ps I know someone at Gotham. I’ll ask.
Just thought I would pop in
Well I’m here guys
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Good luck. Cannot wait for the feedback. Bet jakey is sat in his dressing room reading this shitting himself
im waiting to hear…..
”Unfortunately due to nerves brought about by Kirsty the Tattle Troll, Jake Quickenden will not be performing at tonight’s show,”
I feel we are all heavily invested in tonight's tattle review from you kirst! Tbf, it would be nice to hear reviews on the other cast members seeing as jake is only a bit part yet seems to be getting all the fame and glory!
Loving your work
You are cruelDon't forget to shout Chicken nugget when he comes on...
He’s going to be desperately trying to work out which seat you’ve posted from.
Another night on the lash tonight. Oh and what’s that some female cast after I said he’s not posted with any this time.
Break a leg Jacob
Another night on the lash tonight. Oh and what’s that some female cast after I said he’s not posted with any this time.
Break a leg Jacob
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