Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

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You know why. Flappys driving to pick him up after his walk. Obviously want to keep Zelda sweet for some reason. Either cash or babysitting would be my guesses.
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Guys remember Fakeys had a "killer week" at WORK, obviously he needs a nap on the train
 
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What a pair of skid marks these two are.Has he even donated to that lads page as i couldn’t find his stupid name.Remember when that lady from the nursery died and she made sure you saw his donationFlaps forgot to show us her countdown clock but take it from me no one fucking cares about the next shit you come up with
 
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Almost new thread time anyone volunteering to start it when the time comes? Crazy still missing

Naps more than a fucking baby, how apt
 
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Who is that Filters on overdrive and is that the job a comfort fabric softener back roomPlease just
 
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He looked an absolute fucking disgrace. Looks like the bargain rail at Oxfam. Scruffy smelly cunt.
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He looks like a taxi with the back doors open. Fucking Easter island head ..
I just don’t understand why he keeps wearing haggard looking outfits from yesteryear. They are brassic no matter how they fake it on insta!
 
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How embarrassing. Work event So who got the invite him or her? What a fucking state she looks All the way to London just for that. Certainly pulling in the big money deals
 
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Sam Thompson has got Love Island Aftersun bet he won't mention it when it starts this time
Sam has been doing Aftersun for 3 years. You see Fakey…..consistency brings in the gigs. I bet Sam could afford to bin it but he’s carrying on with it. He’s very good on there.
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Beyond staged. She should throw his phone out the window.
 
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What the bloody hell is she wearing? Could she not pop on a nice summer dress and some sandals and I don't even know where to start with that thing on his top half
 
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Loads of Off Limits people there and home influencer types. Flappy obviously tagged along Surprised that Tony and Pete are lowering themselves going to z list events like this though
 

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What a scruffy pair of idiots.They spend supposedly all that money on clothes and both look like they are of to McDonald’s for tea
 
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At first I thought mummy dearest's instagram account was a care home
 
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Probably got a fiver in his back pocket and with train fare they really are living the high life.Has she not got the memo and those shoes lol no words needed
 
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