I *only* eat white beans, with any kind of herb, doesn’t matter which, and I freeze all the water that they come in.
I am level 7 vegan and even I don’t use bleeping butter bean juice.
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I am level 7 vegan and even I don’t use bleeping butter bean juice.
Is she poncing directly from Tori Avey now?
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Did someone really just ask her what to do with Jam and biscuits? What next, what to do with a glass of water? It must be a piss-take, she's surely being openly mocked without realising, surely?
Ok. I give up. Not knowing how to use up cherry tomatoes? And the most interesting advice is 'make a tomato sauce'?
How about:
https://www.nigella.com/recipes/moonblush-tomatoes
Or make a tomato chutney. Jamie can help:
Easy tomato chutney recipe | Jamie Oliver recipes
Discover this easy tomato chutney recipe, the perfect way to complement a piece of hard cheese; try this recipe today and preserve the taste of summer.
would it not be better for her to come up with one idea and link to a recipe on her website? Of course that would actually make sense which not something jack makes a habit of doing
Is it over yet?
Day 3 (the needles are glitches, so just ignore those)
Day 3 (the needles are glitches, so just ignore those)
Vegan. Completed it mate.
No. Now duck off.
So, are we done? Can we all go for a piss and a sandwich now?
(Sorry for the flurry of posting. I'm waiting for a call to pick up MrF from hospital and I am bored, twitchy and in need of distraction)
Genuine question and with the utmost respect, but what does this mean? Am fully prepared to be shamed as a clueless fool..
THAT IS NOT A RISOTTO.
When I've got lots of cherry tomatoes I just make this for days on end https://www.nigella.com/recipes/gemelli-with-anchovies-tomatoes-and-mascarpone
Lol she literally lost over 50 followers in the space of an hour.
oooo yes please doI'm actually close to someone very high up at UA (me, Jack!). Might raise this with them the next time I see them.
Babe, same x
Babe she adds the wine at the same time as tomato puree. She doesn't even cook off the wine. Another genuinely upsetting recipe
#JackMonroesLockdownLarder reminds me of the claim that eskimos have 50 words for snow. She has 50 words for slop. Soup, stew, various curries, tagine, risotto... it’s all slop when she’s cooking it
It means nothing, it’s just what we joke about when other vegans are holier than thou about stuff
It is actually upsetting isn't it? I mean, she can knock herself out if she wants to eat sour overly winey flavoured risotto, but I get sad at the thought of people making it and thinking (a) their skills are at fault when it all goes to tit and (b) wasting food or having to eat something grim instead of something lovely.Babe she adds the wine at the same time as tomato puree. She doesn't even cook off the wine. Another genuinely upsetting recipe
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as am quite aware that there’s a lot else going on at the moment I'm losing followers by the bucketload
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