Try and dampen down that palpable glee first, babes.
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Try and dampen down that palpable glee first, babes.
Living in N Korea? Completed it, mate!
Very tempted to upload a voice file doing a Kim Jong Un screaming that he wants JM to leave his county asap as she is too lazy.
Redcar
SHE'S GLITCHING GUYS #REDCAR
Exotic carrots? What? Maybe they are related to autocarrot?
Jack right now
I barely use Twitter, so replying rather than quote tweeting mean it is less likely to show up in people’s timelines? What’s the point? Why can’t she get the hint that this is unnecessary and use the time to, I don’t know, send out those postcards?
This is like when you text someone you fancy then pretend you actually meant to text someone else.
God has she not got bored of lockdown larder yet. I know I have. Zzzzz how many times does one have to read about what people want to do with their vegetable peelings.
I have an idea she could join the trump campaign if he gets re elected. I have heard is diet is terrible and surely at his age the slop should be a welcome feast for him to endure and they can try and out narc eachother. She'd probably even beat him at it.
I have an idea she could join the trump campaign if he gets re elected. I have heard is diet is terrible and surely at his age the slop should be a welcome feast for him to endure and they can try and out narc eachother. She'd probably even beat him at it.
Yes, there's no way she doesn't at this stage realise she's posted that, she's choosing not to delete/acknowledge it so that she can get her sweet, sweet notification pings.
Jesus Christ the mirror got her phone
Slightly ot but how do you manage a flurry? the dreaded flood control gets me everytimeVegan. Completed it mate.
No. Now duck off.
So, are we done? Can we all go for a piss and a sandwich now?
(Sorry for the flurry of posting. I'm waiting for a call to pick up MrF from hospital and I am bored, twitchy and in need of distraction)
#nofilter
I am dying at 'eccentricity' 'Redcar' and 'sex' - Jack in a nutshell 
That looks nothing like a risotto. Doubt it tastes like one either.
It looks like a pan of soup that is full of maggots.
I most of the time really have to laugh about people asking cooking related questions. Not coming from a know-it-all place but if people ask if they can replace the apples in a crumble with pears or so...I am...amazed...also...why would one ask JM for recipe ideas? Surely they could have googled that before waiting for her answer...Maverick ideas indeed...if life gives you lemons, make lemonade...if life gives you tomatos, make tomato sauce. Clever!
This is absolutely pathetic. She is 15 years old.
Erm, has she forgotten about her tomato allergy then? “I’m a food writer,” I wailed at the gentle doctor at the foot of my bed some hours earlier. “I’ve literally just written a book about canned tomatoes and fish, and now I need to give them up?”
He nodded, sympathetic, but apologetically firm.
Thank you!!!
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