That’s cos all the slop you bung together has killed your sense of taste, off milk stinks, you should have smelt it before it even hit your tongue, and if you still didn’t notice then you have got serious issues numpty
Jack Monroe #99 Great Eggspectations
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The only forensic that needs using around her is forensic accounting.
It curdles too, if it's SEVERELY off, so you'd notice. Just endless lies, for the sake of it
Dorothy Byrne. According to the C4 website she announced she was stepping down in March 2020, by the end of March Louisa:s appointment was announced with a start date of 1 May, so around that time ' she left'
Dorothy moved in to a specially created 'role'for one year. Which was definitely not part of a compromise agreement.
Is “weighty” a good thing in baking, then?
Any squiggle who believes that Cack could be in SILENT labour for over 30 hours when a little toothache has her wildly clawing at the floor in a howling ball... well, I'm afraid to say there's no hope for you.
This is SO manipulative. She’s hinting that she’s being harassed so badly that police etc. are involved (
), asks people not to post publicly, and then pretty much insinuates that they shouldn’t mention at all if they’re not getting what they paid for, because SHE IS STRUGGLING WITH IT ALL - the clear implication being that they are big meanies if they dare to complain. She is completely shameless. 
It's actually insane! Maybe if she didn't spend all night tweeting about her skincare routine and made-up birth story she'd have more waking hours in the day to provide the service that people are paying her for. Absolutely zero work ethic and always some else's fault - she is pathetic and useless and will never change.This is SO manipulative. She’s hinting that she’s being harassed so badly that police etc. are involved (
I would love that idea. Coven setting up its very own tip jar (*rattle, rattle) to become the lowest caste member of patreon just to forensically examine everything. The good news is that we would either not have to fight over her presents bc they are crap or bc there wouldn't be any in the first place.
Thirty hours of labour spent in silence? Is she married to Tom Cruise or sommat?
It would make a lot of sense, though, I do admit.
It would make a lot of sense, though, I do admit.
I think Thread #100 should be a celebration of the vicious Canal and be called #Frausparty instead. I’ll chip in with the catering...72 baps @bignose28 - you slice, I’ll spread.
Oh man, I pity the midwives on duty when Jack showed up in labour.
She has never advertised Grifty Shades Club after the initial posting - no glimpse of recipe cards or similar.
She also says:
This tier unlocks all of the Patron-only posts, which will include a new discount code for my website at the start of every month. Discount codes are exclusive to Patrons only and will last the entire month, and will be posted as a post here on my Patreon page - so keep your eyes peeled
And yet...she posted on Patreon early August, nothing in September, mid-October and now in November, not to give codes but to make excuses.
How many SECONDS of her precious time would making a discount code take?
What a con artist.
She also says:
This tier unlocks all of the Patron-only posts, which will include a new discount code for my website at the start of every month. Discount codes are exclusive to Patrons only and will last the entire month, and will be posted as a post here on my Patreon page - so keep your eyes peeled
And yet...she posted on Patreon early August, nothing in September, mid-October and now in November, not to give codes but to make excuses.
How many SECONDS of her precious time would making a discount code take?
What a con artist.
So, not only a ‘don’t try to make me publicly accountable’, but also ‘it’s pretty likely it’s your own bloody fault’
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