THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HER
Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself
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She’s smoothed herself into the curtains!
Did the kid have to buy her sweets out of his pocket money?
Amazing isn't it.From starving children to look at all my sweets lols
she is modest and has told him to keep her in the background.
While SB gets half a banana
I don’t get it. Sure we all duck around with cat filters, but photoshopping yourself into a kid fresh into secondary school? It’s a bit weird
Just realised she said, “About six years ago I was at a dinner...”. No! Six years ago you HOSTED a dinner and these people were presumably invited guests. Most likely of your very wealthy, very well connected partner of the time.
I can almost hear Jack pleading to do the food, showing scribbled notes on gravy stained post-its, a replica model of the table in carved avocado flesh.
I wonder what she served...and I wonder how many went out for a decent meal afterwards. Was it...the dreaded peach and chickpea ‘curry’? A tapas of yellow stickered goodness?
*Edited to correct apricots to peaches
I can almost hear Jack pleading to do the food, showing scribbled notes on gravy stained post-its, a replica model of the table in carved avocado flesh.
I wonder what she served...and I wonder how many went out for a decent meal afterwards. Was it...the dreaded peach and chickpea ‘curry’? A tapas of yellow stickered goodness?
*Edited to correct apricots to peaches
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Who photoshops their knuckles out?
Those ingredients are the sort of things toddlers would use when they are pretend cooking, and then everyone pretends to eat it and declares yum yum, the best thing I have ever tasted!
It’s an illness, surely, this avoidance of reality
Um..does she think people have forgotten what she looks like? She looks like she's gone back in a time machine to newborn skin. Also we're now at the point in the cycle where she doesn't care about "negative comments" (where?) and will no longer read them. I give it a week before she's collapsing under the "weight of all the vultures" once again. She's truly exhausting
£20 for 2 people is £1.42 each. a day.
“Are you familiar with my work, Barbara?”
She’s an absolute raging narcissist.
I forgot to mention, the selfie was in response to E.L James, because of course.
Let's remind ourselves of what Jack said when she joined Tattle.
- I never used to use filters on my photos, but I discovered FaceTune a couple of months back after a friend asked me to shoot a headshot for her. I definitely overuse the smoothing blur function thing on my legs - I'm weird about my birthmarks - and went a bit wild on my teeth in the garden photo, but I've never used it to make myself look thinner, or hacked bits out of my limbs or whatever. I have skinny arms and a complex about a snaggle tooth. I'm a bit insecure since my relationship went to tit so I want to feel pretty every now and then. Is that really so awful?
Now she's taken it to the next level and wants to look like a child.
- I never used to use filters on my photos, but I discovered FaceTune a couple of months back after a friend asked me to shoot a headshot for her. I definitely overuse the smoothing blur function thing on my legs - I'm weird about my birthmarks - and went a bit wild on my teeth in the garden photo, but I've never used it to make myself look thinner, or hacked bits out of my limbs or whatever. I have skinny arms and a complex about a snaggle tooth. I'm a bit insecure since my relationship went to tit so I want to feel pretty every now and then. Is that really so awful?
Now she's taken it to the next level and wants to look like a child.
Eff me senseless, she’s really, genuinely unwell. I don’t know why I’m so angry at her using the #actuallyautistic hashtag tonight but I am. I’m autistic and it just feels like she cosplays that too. I don’t know another autistic soul that would take money from someone who could barely afford it, who would grift to such an extent and who would tell so many lies.
I’ve blocked and reported her for the grifting. It’ll do no good but it made me feel better for a nanosecond. I am SO cross. In the words of Bren from Dinnerladies “I am so cross I am actually hurting under my bra”
I’ve blocked and reported her for the grifting. It’ll do no good but it made me feel better for a nanosecond. I am SO cross. In the words of Bren from Dinnerladies “I am so cross I am actually hurting under my bra”
aw, has SB been allowed to stay up past 7.30 and dyed his hair?
sycophants: wow jack, you is so young, what is your secret, what is your fave moisturiser, I don't have sherbet, can I substitute iron filings?
That terrible patchy hair..........well perhaps not.
It's the outright denial of it when people ask that is disgusting. Pink curtains and good lighting indeed. She's full of absolute tripe!
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