Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself

[GoLando]

Why couldn’t she use milk like a normal person?

 

[emmer_moans]

This egg story = "and everyone clapped"

 

[Walnutss]

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Oh I forgot, parp!

Cant afford butter. Even lurpack is 2.75 in b&m. I know I know she can and it's all for twitter but still I cant help but get hot inside when she tweets stuff like that

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

She seems a bit hyped to me. No doubt there'll be deleted tweets come morning when she's calmed down from the frenzy.

It's the blue tick engagement, it's like tartrazine to her.
She'll rub one out and crash.
Tomorrow we'll have the 'spiral' of shame.

 

[MancBee]

View attachment 282181Mayo in scrambled eggs. I nearly boked but then I googled it and of course it has existed for years

Egg mayonnaise. Jack invented it Mate.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

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Because you were ‘off your tits’? Either way, paaaaaaarpppp!

Were eggs on the most recent £20 shop?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Because you were ‘off your tits’? Either way, paaaaaaarpppp!

Literally employed by UNILEVER in the last 6 months, for a 5 figure sum, but now doesn’t have money for butter? Her family must be mortified by this carry on?

She must owe HMRC a bleeping terrifying tit ton. I believe she’s having money troubles but it’s a combination of her money mismanagement & lack of new work coming in. Tbh you may as well sell your bits yourself to try and pay them, they won’t get as good rates selling it at auction so it’ll take you longer to pay it back

 

[Hollaaa]

Enjoy your nightmares, everyone. How many crimes against human decency and eggs can one person commit?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Gravy granules? Completed them mate.

Wouldn’t this give you the claggiest most viscous mouth going? Surely it presents a choking hazard?

Idk but I'm now going to have nightmares of JM grinning demonically with gravy granules smothered teeth

 

[kachoochoo]

She hasn’t said how many slices of soft cheap soft cheap, cheapy softy cheapy softy, cheap and soft bread she used. Spoilsport. @kachoochoo

I know! no consideration for the lowly cabal bread monitor!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Jack tells the scrambled egg story:

 

[Silver Linings]

But of course.

 

[Prudejude]

You can buy butter for around a pound in farm foods. It lasts for ages. When I worked in a homeless hostel the folk that stayed there would buy butter as they said the taste was soo lovely it was a comfort you can buy or a few quid. Seriously what is her problem. Will it be soap next or tooth paste .

 

[NP]

Maybe stop buying tit jaffa cakes that you don’t actually like and treat yourself to some butter.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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Because you were ‘off your tits’? Either way, paaaaaaarpppp!

Wee Jackie’s not doing anything to dispute your theory that she’s “off” tonight is she.

She‘s ”liked” this commment. Run Nadiya, run!!!

 

[Captainmouse]

Babe SAME!!! Exciting times!
Seconding what you said about Queen @Pocahontas !
This...
The first rule about No-Bechamal Club is we don’t talk about how to spell it correctly.
... didn’t make me hoot, fizz, or do anything weird to a lung. But it did make me genuinely laugh out loud. Which is better.

Bizarrely when I left work today I was listening to the radio and believe it or not they were talking about Bechamal, but the guy didn’t know how to pronounce it, choosing beck a Mel, for some reason I thought of mackie. But was a little concerned Vlad was involved

 

[Silver Linings]

90% vEgAn.

 

[Anonymous One]

4 minutes? For scrambled eggs? Gross. She really can’t cook.

She also doesn’t have a toaster so that’s going to make the process much longer.

 

[xoxo]

Just happened across this tweet from the person who paypalled Jack £20 for the trolley.

This is heartbreaking.

 

[Silver Linings]