Wonder how many pence it would cost to make the massive bleeping chip on her shoulder.
Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself
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I know it shouldn't amaze me, because narcissism is not a 24 hour bug, but it does AMAZE me that she knows hundreds of people are openly amused/aghast at her untrammelled self-praise on a daily basis, and yet she still can't let up on anecdotes about how great she finds herself to be. Jack, maybe fascism is not about you and how "forensically" brilliant you think you are? Does everything have to be a giant throbbing boast?
I don't understand the nazi dogwhistle and her birth year tweet... Anyone care to enlighten me, a confused frau?
88 refers to Hitler cos it’s 8th letter or some shite according to bleep supremacists. I learned this today reading about that cancelled woodworking show with LeeMack.
Edit: bleep = white
Also, she did not cause that much of a fuss when she put her tree up last year. Except with perhaps her own Mrs. Iirc, she kept Twitter well updated on L's annoyance at her multiple Christmas trees and decs (£££). At least she can put up as many trees and lights as the crappy bungalow can take this year eh? Tip jar is open for the electric bill
You'd have to be an even stronger person to go knowing JM was catering
Maybe it was the peach curry that did it?
I went on a school trip there in 2007. I can imagine her ‘report’ being roughly as insightful as the schoolwork we did afterwards
Also wasn’t she moaning literally yesterday about a TV channel overdoing the Nazi content? But Jack Monroe, who presumably has GCSE-level knowledge of history (or below!), could do it better, right?
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Maybe you're (whisper it) not that famous, Jack?
To be fair to them, I'd need a strong glass of red to cancel out the aftertaste of whatever Jack was cooking
Yet anything else is expensive, radios, curtains, sideboards, row machines, hammock etc, she was even eyeing up a very expensive trolleyLong time lurker, hi!
It really annoys me that she goes on about CHEAP bread and CHEAP this and CHEAP that.
Never read a recipe and it's ingredients are listed expensive, mid range or cheap. Just say 'bread on the side'. Don't know if that's irrational annoyance
I’m really uncomfortable with the use of the word ‘pilgrimage’ in regards to concentration camps.
Ahhh thanks. I'm clearly out of the loop with all these things. Jack confuses me at the best of times so I was thinking what on earth is wrong with 1988!88 refers to Hitler cos it’s 8th letter or some shite according to bleep supremacists. I learned this today reading about that cancelled woodworking show with LeeMack.
Edit: bleep = white
THIS
NEVER
HAPPENED
now, won't triangulate myself too much but i'm from a PROPER poor part of the UK, extremely deprived, and had the insane privilege and good fortune to attend the best university in the world. at 18 i spent all my time waiting for some posh fucker to make a comment about my background, and it never happened. it just doesnt happen. and if it did, you wouldnt tolerate it. duck OFF jack.
The latest shite about the dinner party and the talk of visiting Auschwitz - they were likely laughing because they’d heard it all before from siblings or children desperate to find a purpose, visiting during a gap year or similar.
There’s no way in Jacks head they’d be laughing because they pegged her as some grief tourist, oh no, definitely because she hadn’t gone to Oxbridge
And the tweet stinks of sour grapes that she’s no longer hosting these parties.
I need to stop following her as every day I feel rage and have to suppress the urge to reply to her tweets.
There’s no way in Jacks head they’d be laughing because they pegged her as some grief tourist, oh no, definitely because she hadn’t gone to Oxbridge
And the tweet stinks of sour grapes that she’s no longer hosting these parties.
I need to stop following her as every day I feel rage and have to suppress the urge to reply to her tweets.
Peach curry
Far, far too sweet. The recipe calls for you to tip all the peach juice into the curry. Plus it only states for you to add 1 teaspoon of cumin and a pinch of chilli flakes... a curry it is not! Forced myself to eat the leftovers but the struggle was real. 3/10
Am I the only person who didn’t mind the peach curry? I tend to add extra curry powder, ginger, coriander and turmeric to it, but its fine after that
having said that, I have a really sweet tooth so that may be why xD
Far, far too sweet. The recipe calls for you to tip all the peach juice into the curry. Plus it only states for you to add 1 teaspoon of cumin and a pinch of chilli flakes... a curry it is not! Forced myself to eat the leftovers but the struggle was real. 3/10
Am I the only person who didn’t mind the peach curry? I tend to add extra curry powder, ginger, coriander and turmeric to it, but its fine after that
having said that, I have a really sweet tooth so that may be why xDOh wow this person read her dinner party anecdote as indicating that she wanted to go to Auschwitz as a FAN PILGRIMAGE, and that was why the fictional luvvies scoffed! This is a tremendous misreading! (and actually quite a logical one, if one has failed to notice that she and her entire political history is PRETTY FAMOUS).
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